Althouse: Question most often asked of a blogger.

১৪ অক্টোবর, ২০০৬

Question most often asked of a blogger.

In my long experience. Can you guess what it is?

৩৮টি মন্তব্য:

The Drill SGT বলেছেন...: 1. How do you find the time?
2. How do you chose your topics?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১:২০ PM
Peter Hoh বলেছেন...: My vote: How do you find the time?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১:৩১ PM
k বলেছেন...: 1. Where do you come up with your ideas?
2. Where do you buy your fabulous shoes?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১:৩২ PM
Ricardo বলেছেন...: 1. Who does your photography?
2. How did you learn about computers?
3. Isn't all the coffee (and wine) bad for your health?
4. Now that you're successful, why haven't you moved to Hawaii (Arizona, back to Delaware, any place warm)?
5. Blogger, blogger, off the wall, who's the fairest one of all?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১:৪৩ PM
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...: I need to get out of my little world. You've gotten close, but you still haven't hit the exact question that lawprofs ask me.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১:৪৮ PM
The Drill SGT বলেছেন...: "Question most often asked of a blogger."

is not the same as

"but you still haven't hit the exact question that lawprofs ask me."

Ah, don't change the rules on us. You implied the most often asked question to the generic blogger, not you personally asked by other LawProfs.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১:৫৬ PM
নামহীন বলেছেন...: Why?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:০১ PM
Ricardo বলেছেন...: এই মন্তব্যটি একটি ব্লগ প্রশাসক দ্বারা মুছে ফেলা হয়েছে।; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:০৩ PM
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...: Drill: Well, I did say in my experience. This is why I need to get out more. Your first guess was actually very close, it's just that you're thinking of the time question from the perspective of a person with a different attitude than I'm encountering.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:১০ PM
Ricardo বলেছেন...: 1. What's the payoff? (Or some variant: Does it help your career? Is there money in it?)
2. Why do you do it?
3. How much time does it take?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:৩০ PM
vnjagvet বলেছেন...: You must spend a lot of time on your blog. Is it worth it?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:৩২ PM
নামহীন বলেছেন...: Have you ever slept with Andrew Sullivan?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:৪২ PM
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...: Ricardo got it. #3. Here's what I feel like they are really saying: You must be spending too much time on that and falling short on something else. I could be a popular blogger too if I were willing to put that much time into it, which I'm not, because I'm better than you.

So you can see why the question kind of bugs me. I hear it too much, and I read those statements into it. I need a good comeback. Answers I've actually used:

Traditional stock answer: It's a trade secret.

The tirade of questions: Do you mean actually writing or also doing all the reading that I would probably do anyway? And does rereading it and checking Site Meter and Technorati count?

Boring: A lot.

I need a stronger comeback!; ১৪/১০/০৬, ২:৪৩ PM
garage mahal বলেছেন...: Do all the thread-clues end with Barrett? We have 3 weeks left...; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৩:৩৮ PM
reader_iam বলেছেন...: 1. No more than it should (/needs to).

2. Enough.

3. Or, perhaps, a quote from either "Through The Looking Glass" or "Alice In Wonderland":

a. "If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."

b. "It takes all the running you can do to keep in the same place."

c. "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" (My personal favorite reponse when asked certain types of annoying questions [though I don't get asked about blogging]: it throws them every time, especially the literate, who get the idea that the SHOULD "get" it, but don't remember why.); ১৪/১০/০৬, ৩:৪৩ PM
Ricardo বলেছেন...: I think that "underplaying" the amount of time you spend on the blog would serve you best. It implies that your first priority is (of course) your lawprof career, it implies that you are so bright (which we all know) that things like this come naturally to you, and it will drive them "nuts" trying to figure out how you do so much in so little time.

So, my suggested response would be: "Oh, less than half an hour a day. It's just one of the many things I do."

(And thanks, but I didn't really get it. You pretty much gave it to us in the clue to drill sgt); ১৪/১০/০৬, ৩:৪৭ PM
reader_iam বলেছেন...: "How much time do you spend following sports?"; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৩:৫০ PM
I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...: My Guesses are :
1- Why do you blog?
2- Why do put all your personal stuff out there?
3- Is it hard to do?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৪:৪৩ PM
I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...: Damn:
Shoot, you posted your answer swered before I posted my guesses (anmd I still got the wrong answer). FYI Professor my guesses were based on the asumption that the questions came from a neutral group and not from an obviously jealous group of co-workers.

I'd suggest a retort that bursts with uber-confidence. Remember that song "I got the music in me". You need something like that that just says "you got the goods" and you can't help but share it! Plus you should add how you have always been more productive that the average bear! That will shut them up.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৪:৫২ PM
নামহীন বলেছেন...: So the gist of this is that when folks (and when I say folks I mean other professors) ask the oft repeated question (or its variants), "How do you find the time" what you hear is, "I can't believe, you, a well respected law professor, would stoop so low as to engage in activities better suited to angry loners typing in their pajamas, personally I'd have the time to do that if I wasn't otherwise engaged in far more intellectual activities, but really aren't you ashamed that you waste your precious free moments this way?".

A snappy comeback for that?

Once I stopped caring what pretentious snobs thought about how I choose to spend my time, I was amazed at how much free time I had for all sorts of fun activities. You should try it some time.

or

I hired the same outfit that supplies all the dozens of Indian computer techs that pretend to be Prof. Glenn Reynolds. They're really really cheap, plus they kick in the tech help at no additional charge.

or

I know you are, but what am I? (that one works for all occaisons); ১৪/১০/০৬, ৫:০৩ PM
Robert বলেছেন...: Ooh! I know!

"Are those real?"; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৫:১৫ PM
Michael বলেছেন...: People ask questions?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৫:৩০ PM
Bleepless বলেছেন...: When your peers ask or say anything about blogging, they really mean, "Well, you must have tenure."; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৫:৪১ PM
bearing বলেছেন...: Are you quite sure that "How much time does it take?" doesn't mean, "Gosh, that sounds fun. I wonder if I could carve out enough time to have a blog myself?"; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৬:০৪ PM
Dactyl বলেছেন...: Hey wait, why is a raven like a writing desk?; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৬:০৫ PM
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...: Bearing: There's nothing of that in the conversation. Do you know many lawprofs? Because that attempt at verbalizing the thoughts of a lawprof is crazily naive.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৬:০৬ PM
reader_iam বলেছেন...: BWAHAHAHAHA!

See--it works! It gets people off track: They think you're loco, or they start wondering if there's a real reference (or both, or ....). In any case, the goal is to deflect the annoying question with a sense of humor and of the obscure.

Todd: I'm not making fun of you. It's just that your comment was oh, so perfect.

When I have used that obscure-yet-snappy riposte, the answer in my mind was the straightforward one, which is to say that which is contained in the continuance of the conversation at The Tea Party between Alice and the Mad Hatter, who posed the riddle and then later answered: "I haven't the slightest idea." (To which Alice retorts, "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.")

Just now, when I checked to see how easily Googled the answer would be, I was treated to this site, which actually contains speculations about what a raven and writing desk have in common. (Gotta follow the link: Even Aldous Huxley weighed in on the topic, at one point in time.)

I. Love. The. 'Net. And how often posts on this blog lands me in tangents or places that remind me why that's so (which, in turn, is why I keep coming back here).; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৭:২১ PM
reader_iam বলেছেন...: "land"--I added the "posts on" but didn't make the obvious adjustment... .

vh: maxoilfy

(I haven't the slightest idea--how that relates.); ১৪/১০/০৬, ৭:৩২ PM
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...: Thanks for the great suggestions. Somewhere along the line, I got to thinking my real answer is: That's the big cliché question. Ask me something interesting. You know the main reason I blog is so that the conversation can be about something I think is interesting. It's my cry of exasperation that real life isn't more interesting, and now, here you are -- in the flesh -- making it obvious all over again.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ৮:৫৩ PM
নামহীন বলেছেন...: Ann, that last sentence. Ouch!

That is, of course, exactly why I'm interested in the blogosphere. But I could never say out loud what you just wrote. The thought has occurred to me, but not, I admit, with such elegant asperity.

I think we all should take that retort under advisement and resolve to blurt it out when the time comes.; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১০:৫৬ PM
James Wigderson বলেছেন...: The question I still get is, "What's a blogger?"

When I get asked about the time it takes, I say, "It helps that I drink a lot."

When I get asked why I write, I respond, "I do it for art."; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১১:১৯ PM
Ron বলেছেন...: How's about "I can do it while I'm doing my cardio."

I think your reply would make non-bloggers think that blogging makes you misanthropic!; ১৪/১০/০৬, ১১:৪৯ PM
Finn Alexander Kristiansen বলেছেন...: When law profs ask, with a certain tone, "Well how much time do you lose blogging?" you answer:

Oh please. It's like a nocturnal emission. I can do it in my sleep and lose no time at all. I love it. Know what I mean?

They will grow uncomfortable, wanting to know what you mean, even perhaps knowing what you mean, but not wanting to agree that they know what you mean.; ১৫/১০/০৬, ৪:৩৩ AM
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...: no1special, that might be a good answer if the question were "How do you find the time?" The question is, however: "How much time does it take?"; ১৫/১০/০৬, ৬:১০ AM
Jinnmabe বলেছেন...: I'd say "oh. maybe 5, 10 minutes. You should try it." Then they'll either try and take longer than 10 minutes, in which case they'll think you're cooler than them (though they'll never say anything), or they'll stop after 10 minutes and have a crappy blog. Either way, you win!

You were trying to win, right? I mean, the whole point of a comeback is to WIN, isn't it?; ১৫/১০/০৬, ২:২০ PM
no1special বলেছেন...: Ann,,sorry, i guess i was thinking of the implication of the question....anyway, i'm just glad to b here; ১৫/১০/০৬, ৯:৫৭ PM
The Evansville Observer বলেছেন...: My favorite answer to the question of how I find the time is: "I write in my sleep. It is so natural and efficient that way." The line is delivered after a wry smile.

The reason a person asks the question is out of a "Scarcity" accounting mode, a zero sum game, where if one is creative, one must be subtracting this from a numerically productive life.

Ivan Illich, who I have been reading lately, suggests that a lot of the credentialled life is filled with these folks. You say, Ann, that you wish daily life could be more interesting-- you are in your blog connecting the dots of the larger interesting world that you wish to share with us--that's what education is really all about---and that is why we find it interesting, and also something we need.

The irony is that law profs do not normally have this range do they? Unless they major in art somewhere along the way. It's normally the "point" not the hundreds of points that connect on the comment line.

Still...yes....the question does get annoying after a while.; ১৬/১০/০৬, ৭:২৬ AM
নামহীন বলেছেন...: I'd figure your number one asked question would be something along the lines of:

Do you know Sippican?; ১৬/১০/০৬, ৯:২১ AM