৩ জুলাই, ২০০৫

Something has gone seriously awry.... with our Birkenstocks.

They've brought in Heidi Klum. And this is the result.





Heidi seems to belong to the Tana School of Fashion Design.

UPDATE: That first shoe -- that "lace-up half boot with striking animal motifs" -- costs $600!

১২টি মন্তব্য:

Ron বলেছেন...

That first shoe...think of the attention you'd get if you taught in those!

so...how many pairs are you getting?

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

But they are still Birkenstocks! Why don't I just glue fake jewels on my Danskos?

Actually, back in the 80s, I did wear purple lace-up half boots!

Ron বলেছেন...

Isn't it times like this that you wish you had a bedazzler?

Clearly a concept ahead of its time!

knox বলেছেন...

"new styles that are both subtle and beguiling"

...subtle????

shoo. I think Heidi *definitely* broke out the bedazzler for these.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

She went all Tana on them.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

I checked Manolo to see if he'd opined on these things. He usually sticks to saying what's pretty and ignores the horrendous.

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

Over $600 for some canvas hightops with lions and spiders painted on them?! Lions and spiders and Keds, oh my!

Ron বলেছেন...

Freeman Hunt: Maybe they're Chuck Taylors! Painted, bedazzled, Chucks! For $600!

Clearly, we are in the wrong line of work!

C'mon, Ann, get someone to make you up a pair...and then teach with 'em!

Troy বলেছেন...

That "striking animal motif" makes me want to strike animals all right -- with a bat.

$600 for ugly crap -- I love the rich and the heavily indebted nouveua riche!

Troy বলেছেন...

make that "nouveau" or nouveaux...

Wade Garrett বলেছেন...

I like Birks as much as the next Madisonian, but speaking from a male point of view, its never a mistake to add Heidi Klum to anything!

Ron বলেছেন...

Maybe I'll buy a pair if Heidi delivers them to my door personally...wearing only the kicks.


Nothing less is acceptable!