১৬ জুন, ২০০৫

Is the glass half full or half empty?

I'm sorry, but why is the glass in question always half full? What about one quarter full or three quarters empty? Let's really have a challenge for your damned optimism.

AFTERTHOUGHT: And even when it's half full, why aren't we saying, half full of what? Something awful, I'll bet.

১৪টি মন্তব্য:

hat বলেছেন...

I always try to see that question contextually. If you're filling the glass, then at the halfway point, it's half full. If you're emptying the glass, then at the halfway mark, it's half emptied.

Meade বলেছেন...

You call this glass clean?

Tonya বলেছেন...

Regardless of whether the glass is half full or half empty, you can be sure that the waiter spit in your beverage.

Meade বলেছেন...

Spitting in my beverage would be a deal breaker. No tip for you.

Kev বলেছেন...

My brother-in-law owns a company that manufactures, among other things, a Pessimist's Mug. It's a clear mug with a line down the middle, below which it reads: "This glass is now half-empty."

Joaquin বলেছেন...

kev - Thanks! I just ordered four of the glasses for four "unique" friends.

Kev বলেছেন...

Dax--thank you. That company puts food on the table for my sweet sister and two darling nephews. ;-)

But seriously, family or not, that company puts out some truly hilarious stuff.

Tristram বলেছেন...

Well, as an engineer, clearly the point is the glass is too big.

NotClauswitz বলেছেন...

Is it a Tiki Glass?? If it isn't, who the hell cares?
When you tip the glass to your lips, off the vertical you become part of the glass.

SippicanCottage বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

Sippican: Everyone was wrong? Even Tristram?

SippicanCottage বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Jim C. বলেছেন...

It's always half so they can try to hornswoggle you into paying more for a half-full glass than a half-empty one.

azali বলেছেন...

In my culture, we don't argue the glass is half full or empty, rather we joke over is the egg is half boil or half fresh!