tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post7205502023350165109..comments2024-03-28T20:40:20.190-05:00Comments on Althouse: A plague of pigs!Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-65958887997110113322012-03-13T22:32:21.303-05:002012-03-13T22:32:21.303-05:00This problem is handled quite expeditiously in Tex...This problem is handled quite expeditiously in Texas.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGC1tjHCSVEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-84736838727755060442012-03-13T19:01:46.738-05:002012-03-13T19:01:46.738-05:00Folks, you just can't believe how good these w...Folks, you just can't believe how good these wild pigs taste, especially if you get them when they're small.<br /><br />They are not a bug, they're a feature. Let the hunting and killing begin.paul a'bargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854004347728185047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-29329553146689114692012-03-13T17:38:20.952-05:002012-03-13T17:38:20.952-05:00They only come out at night?
Probably the lean an...They only come out at night?<br /><br />Probably <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek" rel="nofollow">the lean and hungry type.</a><br /><br />Nothing is new - I've seen them here before.Kate Danaherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11654101191873320158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-47592198390252355552012-03-13T15:22:34.010-05:002012-03-13T15:22:34.010-05:00Some years ago concerned scientists wished to elim...Some years ago concerned scientists wished to eliminate the feral pig from Hawaii, the feral pig which was destroying rare native plants, intefering with the habitat of ground nesting birds and otherwise being very politically incorrect envirnomentally-wise. The scientists tried to enlist the support of the indigenous, native, all-natural local Hawiians who were informed that the feral pigs were, unlike themselves, not native to Hawaii and were destroying the environment, the native and natural environment. No go. The n ative Hawiians like their pig hunts and their pig roasts. <br />There you have it.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08258681007386089907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-21431573254761883942012-03-13T15:17:13.463-05:002012-03-13T15:17:13.463-05:00Worst curse in the animal kingdom: to taste delic...Worst curse in the animal kingdom: to taste delicious.rehajmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14554135440560051175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-88208774638603087462012-03-13T14:45:22.163-05:002012-03-13T14:45:22.163-05:00Kill them young!
Suckling boar?
I knew a woman t...<i>Kill them young!</i><br /><br />Suckling boar?<br /><br />I knew a woman that broke up with a guy because he was a suckling bore.Scott Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02459388007426664813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-32035768469115673102012-03-13T14:40:04.020-05:002012-03-13T14:40:04.020-05:00You would not like the smell of a wild boar cookin...<i>You would not like the smell of a wild boar cooking.<br /><br /></i>Kill them young!MadisonManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01212179466758420208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-62194522827264091832012-03-13T12:56:53.644-05:002012-03-13T12:56:53.644-05:00Probably a song about the Boomers.
March of the P...Probably a song about the Boomers.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL72Tyxe1rc&ob=av3e" rel="nofollow">March of the Pigs</a><br />5 sec ad)<br /><br /><i>step right up,<br />march,<br />push,<br />crawl right up on your knees,<br />please,<br />greed,<br />feed,<br />(no time to hesitate)<br /><br />I want a little bit,<br />I want a piece of it,<br />I think he's losing it,<br />I want to watch it come down,<br />don't like the look of it,<br />don't like the taste of it,<br />don't like the smell of it,<br />I want to watch it come down.<br /><br />all the pigs are all lined up,<br />I give you all that you want,<br />take the skin and peel it back,<br />now doesn't it make you feel better?<br /><br />shove it up inside,<br />surprise,<br />lies,<br />stains like the blood on your teeth,<br />bite,<br />chew,<br />suck,<br />(away the tender parts)<br /><br />I want to break it up,<br />I want to smash it up,<br />I want to fuck it up,<br />I want to watch it come down.<br />make me afraid of it,<br />let's discredit it,<br />let's pick away at it,<br />I want to watch it come down.<br /><br />all the pigs are all lined up,<br />I give you all that you want,<br />take the skin and peel it back,<br />and doesn't it make you feel better?<br />the pigs have won tonight,<br />now they can all sleep soundly,<br />and everything is all right.</i>Wincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002449963597087316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-15189352978895265912012-03-13T12:03:54.344-05:002012-03-13T12:03:54.344-05:00On the feral pig and boar thing, domestic male pig...On the feral pig and boar thing, domestic male pigs are castrated when young or the meat has a bad smell when cooked. You would not like the smell of a wild boar cooking.duncehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03577890164611803826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-82138701113441993592012-03-13T11:19:19.393-05:002012-03-13T11:19:19.393-05:00will=well
d'ohwill=well<br /><br />d'ohScott Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02459388007426664813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-15476219123211315592012-03-13T11:16:27.008-05:002012-03-13T11:16:27.008-05:00Perhaps if we introduce night hunting predators su...<i>Perhaps if we introduce night hunting predators such as Bengal tigers into their environment, the problem can be solved</i><br /><br />That has the added benefit of keeping the unarmed serf population indoors at night. It worked will for the Draka.Scott Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02459388007426664813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-68097862398116515952012-03-13T11:07:35.133-05:002012-03-13T11:07:35.133-05:00I don't know how many jokes would be made abou...I don't know how many jokes would be made about feral pigs if one of your family members had been eaten by a horde of these vile creatures. Perhaps if we introduce night hunting predators such as Bengal tigers into their environment, the problem can be solved.Williamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07837540030934495651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-23290845659353342612012-03-13T11:00:06.247-05:002012-03-13T11:00:06.247-05:00Most destructive, and most tasty.
I see a trend.
...Most destructive, and most tasty.<br /><br />I see a trend.<br /><br />I envision an outcome!<br /><br />TreyTMinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07221261635305430323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-35863881087031309932012-03-13T10:47:49.619-05:002012-03-13T10:47:49.619-05:00Pigs have come to save human beings from the shame...<i>Pigs have come to save human beings from the shame of being first on the Most Destructive Mammal list.</i><br /><br />People, people, people... work with me here! We can do better! No go out and destroy something.<br /><br />We're #1! We're #1!Steve Burrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11532569085171327991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-2810542990086426282012-03-13T10:41:31.323-05:002012-03-13T10:41:31.323-05:00Not too long ago, Santa Cruz Island, off the coast...Not too long ago, <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2007/aug/30/local/me-pigs30" rel="nofollow">Santa Cruz Island, off the coast of SoCal, finally got rid of all its pigs.</a><br /><br />Shot 'em. Though, this being Southern California, we had to hire the job out to New Zealanders. <br /><br />I went camping there in the early 2000s, before the eradication started. There were pig bones everywhere, all around the camp sites. Breeding, eating, dying for centuries.<br /><br />Now the island fox is making a comeback, bald eagles are getting established (driving off the golden eagles), and the channel islands are starting to be a fair bit more themselves again.Paddy Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10442537362540160512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-52690275346475680232012-03-13T10:30:51.982-05:002012-03-13T10:30:51.982-05:00Robert Baratheon was killed by a boar.
Now I'...Robert Baratheon was killed by a boar.<br /><br />Now I'm going to go cook some bacon. Yummy, yummy bacon.Mary Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05754684233296448192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71622003557856258682012-03-13T10:28:35.285-05:002012-03-13T10:28:35.285-05:00The most destructive mammal out there is half man,...The most destructive mammal out there is half man, half bear, and half pig. That's a heap of hybrid vigor; full-on pig is not nearly as ferocious.<br /><br />Uggnoti? Ringme! sayeth the WVLarryKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01274974256744303400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-42199868233887640072012-03-13T10:24:23.494-05:002012-03-13T10:24:23.494-05:00Brought by Christopher Columbus! Just like smallpo...Brought by Christopher Columbus! Just like smallpox. White men are bad.PatCAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08920623662477828662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-21667365482445892102012-03-13T10:23:08.713-05:002012-03-13T10:23:08.713-05:00Mmmmmm. Pigs. Pork tenderloin, pork chops, ham, ...Mmmmmm. Pigs. Pork tenderloin, pork chops, ham, bacon, ribs, all the good spiced stuff like prosciutto. <br /><br />And not just for eating. About six months ago I bought a bunch of shares of HOGS, a Chinese hog producer. I figure there are lots of Chinese, they are improving their standard of living, and they need to eat. I think more Chinese will discover the tastiness of pig, which should grow the company and its profits. The stock's done OK, nothing great so far, but the premise seems sound.BarrySanders20https://www.blogger.com/profile/05746075364579483752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-75719727237632256222012-03-13T10:18:21.645-05:002012-03-13T10:18:21.645-05:00What is the difference between a 'feral pig...<i>What is the difference between a 'feral pig' and a boar?</i><br /><br />None, since a boar is a male pig that hasn't been castrated.NorthOfTheOneOhOnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06365040649237648784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-82837171148277636172012-03-13T10:17:18.975-05:002012-03-13T10:17:18.975-05:00It seems like the solution is obvious. Open a pig...It seems like the solution is obvious. Open a pig-processing factory. Tell people you'll buy carcasses to process, but they must be freshly killed.<br /><br />I wonder if the Tornado Club on the square has Wild Boar on its menu.MadisonManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01212179466758420208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-18085919138796469052012-03-13T10:16:34.777-05:002012-03-13T10:16:34.777-05:00Pigs is pigs.
Sorun said...
Speaking of conceale...Pigs is pigs.<br /><br />Sorun said...<br /><br /><i>Speaking of concealed carry, the only time I've whipped my gun out with serious intent was when a male feral pig refused to run away from me. But he eventually did before I had to go all Dirty Harry on him. That was in Louisiana.</i><br /><br />A man's GOT to know his limitations.<br /><br />WV "hertith" Something elth Rush can't talk about.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-19954555503251532892012-03-13T10:15:40.477-05:002012-03-13T10:15:40.477-05:00Wasn't it a wild boar that birthed Adonis (Tam...Wasn't it a wild boar that birthed Adonis (Tammuz) from his mother Myrna by splitting the tree she'd been turned into? And wasn't it a wild boar that eventually killed him, giving us the anemone flower which sprang up wherever his blood dropped?<br /><br />In short, wild pigs are prominent in mythology precisely because they are nasty dangerous critters and were much feared by our ancients.Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12623422545436294378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-66107926975264477782012-03-13T10:15:32.977-05:002012-03-13T10:15:32.977-05:00Conceal carry to protect yourself from the pigs!
...<i>Conceal carry to protect yourself from the pigs!</i><br /><br />Freedoms can have multiple uses. But that's right-wing mindset.<br /><br />Concealed carry is good in the woods so the weenies you encounter don't pee their pants and call the cops because they saw a gun.Sorunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01024561849195222416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-5239484869350280332012-03-13T10:13:58.796-05:002012-03-13T10:13:58.796-05:00"midget vegans"
A lovely neo-grunge-cum..."midget vegans"<br /><br />A lovely neo-grunge-cum-heavy-metal band name, I must say.gerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07865564381083435425noreply@blogger.com