tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post4824490290633005772..comments2024-03-28T23:47:08.912-05:00Comments on Althouse: You can't just hug Jerry Seinfeld. In fact, you can't even assume he knows who you are when you're a celebrity. Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger126125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-15886914408446053392017-06-12T05:24:31.256-05:002017-06-12T05:24:31.256-05:00Sororities don't bother making their pledges m...Sororities don't bother making their pledges march past the men's dorms chanting, "No means Yes, Yes means I'm having your baby!" because the Cultural Establishment accepts that as the norm. It's not transgressive in the least little bit.Micha Elyihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13342792492539185940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-5328256100411653402017-06-11T22:02:58.697-05:002017-06-11T22:02:58.697-05:00Jerry Seinfeld on the dog.
Seinfeld does have a ...Jerry Seinfeld <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waTQzE_MeQs" rel="nofollow">on the dog</a>. <br /><br />Seinfeld does have a dog. Two dogs. But one of his dogs <a href="http://www.furryfourfeet.com/news/cesar-millan-jerry-seinfeld-dogs/" rel="nofollow">hates him</a>.<br /><br /><i>“Here’s where I feel really bad ’cause this poor guy, Cesar Millan, who has fixed every dog he’s ever met … he’s not gonna fix this dog,” joked Seinfeld. “When he leaves he’s gonna be in tears, ’cause he’s gonna have to say to me, ‘I’m sorry there was nothing I could do. This is one messed-up dog. This dog is a sick puppy.'"</i><br /><br />And here is the master list of <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/3avvrl/seinfeld_themed_dog_names/" rel="nofollow">Seinfeld names for your dog</a>.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-21907940710418071132017-06-11T21:47:27.089-05:002017-06-11T21:47:27.089-05:00Googling "Seinfeld" and "cats"...Googling "Seinfeld" and "cats" I found <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPI8hz4lnFc" rel="nofollow">this</a> and <a href="http://people.com/pets/photos-jerry-seinfelds-cats-in-cars-and-other-funny-places/ready-to-roll" rel="nofollow">this</a>.<br /> Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-14100553154671850782017-06-11T21:42:30.563-05:002017-06-11T21:42:30.563-05:00If I'm not interested in profligate hugging, h...<i>If I'm not interested in profligate hugging, how much less likely am I to be with the notion that a score of unknown dogs are going to be licking at me if I let my guard down after a couple of pints?</i><br /><br />I like Seinfeld, but I don't think he's a dog person.<br /><br />I don't want to say he's a cat man. But probably heading that way. Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-3263405850940527092017-06-11T20:43:35.615-05:002017-06-11T20:43:35.615-05:00D-list meets A-list, D-list gets delusions of gran...D-list meets A-list, D-list gets delusions of grandeur?Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13617687006180956861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-61089119117096101262017-06-11T15:12:01.602-05:002017-06-11T15:12:01.602-05:00Looking at her, I'd be afraid of something in ...Looking at her, I'd be afraid of something in her hair, I dunno, lice? She doesn't look clean, she looks like a cheap hooker. I wouldn't hug a hooker.docweaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149338353111570983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-42070974441648371922017-06-11T13:39:08.167-05:002017-06-11T13:39:08.167-05:00I'm a heterosexual male, and maybe it was the ...I'm a heterosexual male, and maybe it was the way I was raised but I'm just uncomfortable when other men hug me. I certainly don't enjoy it. On the other hand, I'm also uncomfortable when women hug me--i.e., press their breasts against me--but for a different reason: I worry that I might enjoy it more than the women would want.Bilwickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12264809254712506094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71640618289689201352017-06-11T11:43:30.971-05:002017-06-11T11:43:30.971-05:00I'm a white male and I go to a black church an...I'm a white male and I go to a black church and so get hugged a dozen times every service. I HATE it. I don't even hug my sons. But it isn't harassment. Come on, be a man. If a woman rubs her tits on you or grabs your butt its not going to give you nightmares. I'm tired of this feminization that tries to pretend that a men and women don't have different sexual attitudes and behaviors.<br /><br /><a href="http://eroticchristian.com/losing-both-sides-of-the-masculinity-debate/" rel="nofollow">I'm still a guy</a><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07519552362629851388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-60440979188049328152017-06-11T11:26:23.651-05:002017-06-11T11:26:23.651-05:00Kesha's finest inspiration:
https://www.youtu...Kesha's finest inspiration:<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RfGy0xWvho<br /><br />That's the only reason I know who she is.Ingot9455https://www.blogger.com/profile/05402794569866621725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-53074575225221715922017-06-11T10:42:36.461-05:002017-06-11T10:42:36.461-05:00I am Laslo sez: When a Man hugs a Good-Looking Wom...<br />I am Laslo sez: <i>When a Man hugs a Good-Looking Woman he is saying “Get used to feeling my body press against you.”</i><br /><br />I, Meade sez: <i>Dogs hate being hugged.</i><br /><br />Saint Croix sez: <i>In Charlotte we have a new thing called </i><b>Lucky Dog</b><i>. It's a dog park/sports bar. Awesome place to meet girls, because the dogs always break the ice. <br /><br />Sometimes I don't want to meet anybody, and I just park myself somewhere and let the dogs lick me. Dogs love me for some damn reason.</i><br /><br />Ha ha! Dogs love me too!<br /><br />Moreover, I say, a la Laslo: When a Man visiting such a dog park massages a Good-Looking Woman's <i>dog</i>'s backbone or belly/chest — and she sees her beloved pet collapse in ecstacy — the message to the Good-Looking Woman is: the Man could be doing this to <i>your</i> backbone — or something at least as pleasurable at a location of your choosing!Michael McNeilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17848373029958280894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36231808243731841182017-06-11T09:55:02.831-05:002017-06-11T09:55:02.831-05:00Kate: For someone who claims to have watched the s...<b>Kate:</b> <i>For someone who claims to have watched the show, she doesn't seem to have watched the show. Jerry's phobias about the body are half the episodes.</i><br /><br /><b>Meade:</b> <i>That is a very good point.</i><br /><br />I disagree. It's actually an unfair criticism of Kesha (albeit a mild one). AFAIK, she is not "someone who claims to have watched the show."<br /><br />The reporter who interviewed Jerry in the second video offers it as a possible explanation for her behavior, but <b>she</b> did not make that claim.SeanFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09697328067457248454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40364985254031297442017-06-11T07:56:42.975-05:002017-06-11T07:56:42.975-05:00Saint-Croix's comment piqued my interest and, ...Saint-Croix's comment piqued my interest and, Lord, the number of indoor dog parks and dog parks with cafes (if not necessarily specifically with bars) is frighteningly large, from the 'what decadent indulgence will they invent next?' perspective. Not here in Eugene, not yet anyway. If I'm not interested in profligate hugging, how much less likely am I to be with the notion that a score of unknown dogs are going to be licking at me if I let my guard down after a couple of pints? <br /><br />At least I knew Kesha's name, although I figured it was pronounced with a long e.Marc in Eugenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04331547981498637474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-86191791745581479842017-06-11T07:07:28.866-05:002017-06-11T07:07:28.866-05:00Dogs hate being hugged.
In Charlotte we have a ne...<i>Dogs hate being hugged.</i><br /><br />In Charlotte we have a new thing called <b><i>Lucky Dog</i></b>. It's a dog park/sports bar. Awesome place to meet girls, because the dogs always break the ice. <br /><br />Sometimes I don't want to meet anybody, and I just park myself somewhere and let the dogs lick me. Dogs love me for some damn reason.<br /><br />Yesterday I sat down on the ground and this big ass ugly pit bull was so happy. Just kept trying to lick my face and wanting to sit in my lap. <br /><br />I don't want to say that this big ass ugly pit bull was like Kesha, but apparently that is the analogy I am making. Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-59947662909901950202017-06-11T06:34:17.861-05:002017-06-11T06:34:17.861-05:00I am guessing that Mrs. Seinfeld appreciates the f...I am guessing that Mrs. Seinfeld appreciates the fact that Mr. Seinfeld doesn't just pass out hugs to any strange female, no matter how attractive or famous. He might even get a hug for it.Harrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13084887344523969788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-76848372166938432912017-06-10T19:11:51.195-05:002017-06-10T19:11:51.195-05:00As Yosemite Sam might say: When I say "no&qu...As <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYiCP1kxL1E" rel="nofollow">Yosemite Sam</a> might say: When I say "no" I mean "NO!!"<br /><br /> - fake Mel BlancPopvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02299807620623256584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-49214611915272476092017-06-10T17:12:07.666-05:002017-06-10T17:12:07.666-05:00I am a hugger, as is the rest of my family. But w...I am a hugger, as is the rest of my family. But we don't randomly hug strangers. I think Kesha did it for publicity. "Looked who hugged Jerry Seinfeld. Uh, what's your name?" But Seinfeld knows how to put the kibosh on that.Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07078486325705406943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79063147801879364892017-06-10T17:08:30.860-05:002017-06-10T17:08:30.860-05:00Meade, you are going to get sued by Apple for copy...Meade, you are going to get sued by Apple for copyright violations.Yancey Wardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16427042729449397357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-64527487342019451032017-06-10T15:40:57.519-05:002017-06-10T15:40:57.519-05:00Ah..kinda the kiss of death.Ah..kinda the kiss of death.walterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17818749187960350810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79519200625088055982017-06-10T15:36:50.129-05:002017-06-10T15:36:50.129-05:00In my family, we only hugged at funerals.In my family, we only hugged at funerals.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08453645332115977645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-69593710133022722802017-06-10T15:36:25.287-05:002017-06-10T15:36:25.287-05:00Mother always said, a handshake is as good as a hu...Mother always said, a handshake is as good as a hug.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08453645332115977645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-9861541901704210802017-06-10T15:24:17.929-05:002017-06-10T15:24:17.929-05:00I'm with Jerry on this. I don't like to h...I'm with Jerry on this. I don't like to hug anyone. I don't even like hugging family.The Vault Dwellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16446904205700574185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-48131407202999540912017-06-10T14:49:35.775-05:002017-06-10T14:49:35.775-05:00Oh, for the days of the Club De Wash and no cell p...Oh, for the days of the Club De Wash and no cell phones!<br /><br />Ann Althousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-65682796967542969502017-06-10T14:18:41.445-05:002017-06-10T14:18:41.445-05:00Two reasons a man might not want to hug an attract...Two reasons a man might not want to hug an attractive younger woman<br />-He does want it, but maybe even too much and is trying to avoid being a creep.<br />-He is trying to avoid being clowned into looking like a creep.mtphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00443172767533829626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-14119974071057681502017-06-10T14:10:23.686-05:002017-06-10T14:10:23.686-05:00It also reminds me of a college roommate in Madiso...It also reminds me of a college roommate in Madison back when "Every man is a potential rapist" was the new campus refrain (late 80'). He was very friendly back then..particularly to African American guys..sometimes waving hello to those he didn't know. Anyways..He was always hugging women within the circles of friends..seemingly benevolently (hard-on?)..while being a err..member..of Men Stopping Rape.<br />I was out seeing a band with him at the ole Club De Wash back then when a woman of barely acquaintance level began talking with him then proceeded to variously touch him and grab his balls..somehow jostling his round John Lennon glasses to the point where he caught them from falling off his face..with this befuddled, helpless, scared look. I still remember the big confident grin she had all the while. <br />He just let her do it...no stardom necessary. <br />I don't know if he discussed the incident at the next MSR meeting.<br />Later in adulthood (pre-cell phone ubiquity), we were in Milwaukee and he wanted to use a phone. He entered a bar that apparently had all black patrons and was immediately thrown up against the wall for questioning.<br />If only they knew he had studied Malcolm X's autobiography back in the day...he and I trying to do nutmeg at one point.Only got headaches. <br />walterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17818749187960350810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36178889206814322792017-06-10T14:10:08.962-05:002017-06-10T14:10:08.962-05:00My family didn't hug, but when I left to get o...<i>My family didn't hug, but when I left to get on the plane to go off to college, my father suddenly hugged me. I experienced it as really weird. Isn't that sad?</i><br /><br />Yes, and similar experience here, but the nice part is that the last time I saw my dad (when I was home visiting and he had a terminal illness though we didn't realize at the time how soon he would die) he gave me a warm hug and I still retain a visceral memory of it. Maybe that would have also occurred if we'd been lifelong huggers but I think the rarity of it made the impression more meaningful.CStanleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467496850893922521noreply@blogger.com