tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post3883933070740360384..comments2024-03-29T03:51:13.883-05:00Comments on Althouse: "I'm drawing my own conclusions... My job is to notice echoes and notice resonances.... Scientists are not supposed to do the same thing that cultural critics do."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger110125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-67884839489281987822012-09-21T08:01:01.038-05:002012-09-21T08:01:01.038-05:00Don't these women have gynecologists? How many...Don't these women have gynecologists? How many of them go to male OBGYM's? Is the speculum some sort of rape device devised by men to plunder the vagina? The world we live in does not revolve around the vagina. How do they square the circle with the false drama of a vagina centric universe? They protest too much. vet66https://www.blogger.com/profile/07138153738393721582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-70841828581413615302012-09-21T05:07:41.592-05:002012-09-21T05:07:41.592-05:00OMG we will all be vulavanized. Resistance is futi...OMG we will all be vulavanized. Resistance is futile.DEEBEEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235176776968497303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-20215754962705746912012-09-21T00:03:08.298-05:002012-09-21T00:03:08.298-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17483152294987612358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-14136710879610023522012-09-21T00:02:23.013-05:002012-09-21T00:02:23.013-05:00Well, he’s finally done it! Say hello to the Gray ...Well, he’s finally done it! Say hello to the Gray Lady’s newest, jazziest, absolutely moistest staff writer! After years of surreptitious sex – blowjobs in the freight elevator, DP while bent backwards over the collating copier, S&M sessions in Pinch’s secret 13th floor dungeon I’ve finally landed my dear job! Watch for my searing op-eds starting any minute now.<br />XXX<br />Eureen<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17483152294987612358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-83471998672421456422012-09-20T23:08:40.690-05:002012-09-20T23:08:40.690-05:00"I had no idea that my relationship to the va..."I had no idea that my relationship to the vagina was gonna be cleaning shit out of a tiny one several times a day?" <br /><br />- Louis C.K.FKACatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17883890899830760155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-31471916165852270682012-09-20T22:35:13.118-05:002012-09-20T22:35:13.118-05:00Naomi may be the world's first vulviloquist.Naomi may be the world's first vulviloquist.Chip S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13210586187250159751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-91957055150646616852012-09-20T20:59:37.897-05:002012-09-20T20:59:37.897-05:00I think you're making that up, Dante.I think you're making that up, Dante.deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00305989647913371151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-21332717185635680242012-09-20T20:55:30.464-05:002012-09-20T20:55:30.464-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00305989647913371151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-3707449630330022602012-09-20T20:48:45.100-05:002012-09-20T20:48:45.100-05:00The Staff of Life is bread.
Bread for the Vagina?...<i>The Staff of Life is bread.</i><br /><br />Bread for the Vagina? The vagina does look like a mouth. In fact, I have an idea for a porn film, with the title "Pussy Mouth," that Naomi might like.<br /><br />In it, the vagina becomes more powerful, and hungry. A poor sailor, near dead, is washed ashore on some uncharted Island. Upon awakening, he sees a thin man running away for fear of his life from a gorgeous woman in pursuit. The man later discovers the reason is the pussies have become very demanding, and sometimes even angry when they are not fed properly. And that can lead to nipping, and even biting.<br /><br />Our poor castaway goes from feeling his every wish has been granted, to a drained, exhausted, hunted man cursing himself for ever having wanted women to have sex drives as strong as men.<br /><br />The story, while set to a porn background, is actually a tribute to the centrality of the vagina in male thought, the recognition of the centrality of the vagina to all things. At the end of the movie, the island is revealed to be shaped as a vagina, and the men finally find a deep hole in the center of the island in which they can hide, like some nasty bacteria, clinging in cracks and crevices.Dantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393170116669470751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-59027686857869539372012-09-20T20:34:05.477-05:002012-09-20T20:34:05.477-05:00The Staff of Life is bread.The Staff of Life is bread.deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00305989647913371151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-30196990292305164592012-09-20T20:29:05.937-05:002012-09-20T20:29:05.937-05:00The risk of loss
Raises the stakes.The risk of loss <br />Raises the stakes.deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00305989647913371151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40038109032847250252012-09-20T20:24:20.781-05:002012-09-20T20:24:20.781-05:00Yes, the vagina is the comforting conduit welcomin...<i>Yes, the vagina is the comforting conduit welcoming the beloved rod of delight; the vagina's centrality being but half the equation</i><br /><br />Oh, I was referring to childbirth. <br /><br />From that perspective, it's "Staff of Life," not "Rod of Delight."<br /><br />Hah! Think about that, Naomi.Dantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393170116669470751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-56996725847511320272012-09-20T20:16:06.143-05:002012-09-20T20:16:06.143-05:00The center of the universe lies in the joining.
T...<i>The center of the universe lies in the joining.</i><br /><br />Though the whole universe lie around us<br />It cannot be found but in the joining,<br />When the lost vector that is male<br />Finds the lost target that is female.<br />There will they find and be found<br />And never be lost again,<br />There, in the center.ricpichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01321511130788764861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71186493529130814902012-09-20T20:09:38.981-05:002012-09-20T20:09:38.981-05:00Yeah.....ya' hav' to be an in-ta-lechwel t...Yeah.....ya' hav' to be an in-ta-lechwel to understan dit!madAsHellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01149940549262340795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-4887753583268194132012-09-20T19:58:08.340-05:002012-09-20T19:58:08.340-05:00lol you bastard.
Yes, the vagina is the comforti...lol you bastard. <br /><br />Yes, the vagina is the comforting conduit welcoming the beloved rod of delight; the vagina's centrality being but half the equation. The center of the universe lies in the joining.<br /><br />jungathearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052796343893692840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-87854947598894254432012-09-20T19:37:33.570-05:002012-09-20T19:37:33.570-05:00Dante, at the risk of repeating myself, it is not ...<i>Dante, at the risk of repeating myself, it is not about vagina worship, but stressing that just because the penis is exterior and non-gooey does not establish that the interior gooey vagina is inferior.</i><br /><br />Reading your stuff, that's all fine. But you must realize the vagina is embedded deeply in the psyches of all males. And "gooey" does sound horrid. I prefer "slippery when wet."<br /><br />Meanwhile, there is a big gap you have to traverse from "vagina central to all things" Naomi Wolf and your defense of the poor, bleeding, stinky, gooey vagina as not being a bad thing. (Heck, I suspect everyone of us here is pretty grateful we made it through that tunnel of nastiness alive and without too much infection).Dantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393170116669470751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-20340977956465065722012-09-20T19:22:42.771-05:002012-09-20T19:22:42.771-05:00Dante, at the risk of repeating myself, it is not ...Dante, at the risk of repeating myself, it is not about vagina worship, but stressing that just because the penis is exterior and non-gooey does not establish that the interior gooey vagina is inferior.<br />jungathearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052796343893692840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-27486618924516345052012-09-20T19:12:48.649-05:002012-09-20T19:12:48.649-05:00http://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=C4MLssRM7LMhttp://www.youtube.<br />com/watch?v=C4MLssRM7LMjungathearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052796343893692840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-53506374552924955022012-09-20T19:09:01.655-05:002012-09-20T19:09:01.655-05:00We are going to have to reclaim the vagina as cent...<i>We are going to have to reclaim the vagina as central to everything.</i><br /><br />No doubt the Vagina is a pretty amazing organ, and is central to human reproduction. It holds great sway over male and female emotions, and causes us humans to do the nasty. Same with male sexuality, and it takes two (but please, not a village). Extrapolating from an evolutionary perspective, the Vagina (and the penis too) are symbols of our slavery to our genes, no more.<br /><br />To worship the vagina as central to all things is a retreat to primitive deity worship, in this case, worship of the enslaving God of reproduction.<br /><br />Those women who pursue Vagina worship, are in danger that others will take them up on it. Us semi-enlightened men realize you worship your vagina, in fact define it as central to you. We may not be so stupid, but you go ahead and build your life around your vagina, and do the reproducing, while we men go off to cocktail hour.Dantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393170116669470751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-68411057109791782162012-09-20T18:40:08.672-05:002012-09-20T18:40:08.672-05:00edutcher said
"Is it studded?
Jeweled?
Tattoo...edutcher said<br />"Is it studded?<br />Jeweled?<br />Tattooed?<br />Full-flavored?"<br /><br />Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied?<br /><br /><br />Amartelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636450794507517534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-11786543856618429772012-09-20T18:18:27.916-05:002012-09-20T18:18:27.916-05:00"Looking at her bookshelves stacked with work..."Looking at her bookshelves stacked with works by Abbie Hoffman, Jane Fonda and John Stuart Mill, she defended her research."<br /><br />LoL! The reporter didn't mention the J.S. Mill is still unopened. rcoceanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102201338319611538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-63477914800475195232012-09-20T17:14:55.593-05:002012-09-20T17:14:55.593-05:00(apologies in advance)
Self-Portrait
From Lovero...(apologies in advance)<br /><br /><br />Self-Portrait<br />From Loveroot<br /><br />She was not a slender woman,<br />but her skin was milk<br />mixed in with strawberry jam<br />& between her legs the word purple was born<br />& her hair was the color of wheat & yellow butter.<br /><br />Her eyes were dark as the North Atlantic sea.<br /><br />She learned the untranslatable words of dawn.<br />She studied her own fear & wrote its verses.<br />She used the hole in her heart to play wind-music.<br />She built her book-houses over her empty cellar.<br /><br />She nursed on the muse at first,<br />then became her own mother.<br />-Erica Jongjungathearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052796343893692840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-49370007307650743082012-09-20T17:04:56.939-05:002012-09-20T17:04:56.939-05:00she should be in a burqa
and why is anyone than a...she should be in a burqa<br /><br />and why is anyone than algore paying any attention to her at all?<br /><br /><br /><br />wefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06173796935219523602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71105538264348574632012-09-20T16:58:36.691-05:002012-09-20T16:58:36.691-05:00(Ed, I was only kidding, anyway.)(Ed, I was only kidding, anyway.)jungathearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052796343893692840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-10037954828812469332012-09-20T16:53:37.571-05:002012-09-20T16:53:37.571-05:00There's a joke from Predator having to do with...There's a joke from Predator having to do with vaginae that echo:<br /><br />"Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." <br /><br />She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." <br /><br />[Billy stares blankly] <br /><br />Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo."Ken Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07020096316237429568noreply@blogger.com