tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post3271737303104630274..comments2024-03-19T07:35:09.142-05:00Comments on Althouse: Explain Madonna.Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-27341814737823950402007-04-13T10:46:00.000-05:002007-04-13T10:46:00.000-05:00I've seen Malawian orphanage babies that look heal...I've seen Malawian orphanage babies that look healthier.Joe Gileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13236127098086096362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-54942175292889383562007-04-13T09:32:00.000-05:002007-04-13T09:32:00.000-05:00Chris - Her cheeks don't look sunken in the second...Chris - Her cheeks don't look sunken in the second photo, which is an improvement, but I still don't think she's aged very well at all.Wade Garretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02427231454565149921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-49933689832567502292007-04-13T09:16:00.000-05:002007-04-13T09:16:00.000-05:00Bob: Yogbalahology?Guydonna?Bob: Yogbalahology?<BR/>Guydonna?Ruth Anne Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01936054116421006847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-35206061863563614202007-04-13T07:33:00.000-05:002007-04-13T07:33:00.000-05:00I think it's a cramp.I think it's a cramp.Joaquinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498096020863312606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-31901580930358172092007-04-13T07:21:00.000-05:002007-04-13T07:21:00.000-05:00It's an empathetic response to all those undernour...It's an empathetic response to all those undernourished Third-World youngsters she keeps adopting.Sissy Willishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04316411260777111360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-39540591313342768812007-04-13T02:32:00.000-05:002007-04-13T02:32:00.000-05:00I think she just has her mouth in a weird position...I think she just has her mouth in a weird position in this shot. Look at her just <A HREF="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/madonnaAP_450x620.jpg" REL="nofollow">two seconds later</A>.Chris Althouse Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16417474428725474616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-28316364270626494422007-04-13T02:28:00.000-05:002007-04-13T02:28:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Chris Althouse Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16417474428725474616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-44226336393272733022007-04-12T23:05:00.000-05:002007-04-12T23:05:00.000-05:00She looks like a robust australopithecine.I've bee...She looks like a robust australopithecine.<BR/><BR/>I've been studying for Anthropology a bit too much.donohue2https://www.blogger.com/profile/00091293095559363847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-18520343601304911782007-04-12T23:00:00.000-05:002007-04-12T23:00:00.000-05:00Why hasn't anyone said the obvious...she's slowly ...Why hasn't anyone said the obvious...she's slowly turning into Michael Jackson!altoids1306https://www.blogger.com/profile/01513456215095176970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-51049773705522184212007-04-12T20:26:00.000-05:002007-04-12T20:26:00.000-05:00Okay, honestly? In the beginning, when Madonna fir...Okay, honestly? In the beginning, when Madonna first hit the scene in the 80's, I thought she was hot, but I also thought she went out of her way to be garish too often. But in the pic at the top of this page?? <BR/><BR/>(*shudders*)<BR/><BR/>Good Lord!... she looks like she's ready for Interview with the Vampire 2: Needs More Blood. I mean, I don't always say this, because I sorta like the slender look, but my God! She sooooo needs a lasagna and spaghetti diet for 6 months! If that skin gets any tighter, she's gonna be Mummy-donna.<BR/><BR/>But <A HREF="http://exclusivelymarisa.com/gallery2/thumbnails.php?album=396" REL="nofollow">Marisa</A> <A HREF="http://exclusivelymarisa.com/gallery2/thumbnails.php?album=233" REL="nofollow">Tomei</A>! (Any chance to say "<A HREF="http://exclusivelymarisa.com/gallery2/thumbnails.php?album=235" REL="nofollow">Marisa</A> <A HREF="http://exclusivelymarisa.com/gallery2/thumbnails.php?album=241" REL="nofollow">Tomei</A>"!): Woo-Hoo! Rrrrrooow! Hamahamahamahamahama....<BR/><BR/>No, really, I swear... I'm not obsessed with her...Tiborehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07360541843865827271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79758110357625066912007-04-12T19:18:00.000-05:002007-04-12T19:18:00.000-05:00Combination of yoga and kabbalah, probably. Or may...Combination of yoga and kabbalah, probably. Or maybe she's discovered Scientology, and will soon be jumping up and down on couches and scorning psychiatry.<BR/><BR/>Then she can hook up with some young actor and get a team name á la Brangelina or Bennifer or TomKat.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11402651457453813639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-77181516897633922312007-04-12T19:08:00.000-05:002007-04-12T19:08:00.000-05:00Listen to me:Boys care deeply how their Mother's l...Listen to me:<BR/><BR/>Boys care deeply how their Mother's look. Girls---not so much. Girls don't like their Mother's to get old, it's actually quite devastating to see your Mother get older. But, boys care more about things like hairstyle, and that Mama always keeps the same hairstyle he remembers from when he was a child. ---That she keeps wearing the same type of perfume etc..<BR/><BR/>We marry our Mothers, all of us, (we're all looking to get back into the womb) ...and so when Mama does something so severe like chop all her hair off, her sons are irrevocably "cut-off" from the comfort of the womb.<BR/><BR/>Dr. Helen will back me up on this---(not that I need her help-mind you).<BR/><BR/>A woman's hair is her crowning glory. The 60s hippies had much more of an effect because of the beautiful long hair. I disagree with their politics and the terrible drug use, but I adore the fashions and hairdos.<BR/><BR/>Today's protesters---because they are so skanky and grungy-looking simply don't have the power of the Hippie fashion style to carry forth their message in.<BR/><BR/>Lindsey Beyerstein---she'd better grow out her hair if she wants to be heard!<BR/><BR/>Peace, MaxineMaxine Weisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18164122931399241972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-8951729821663569962007-04-12T19:00:00.000-05:002007-04-12T19:00:00.000-05:00Madonna looks awful but then she has looked awful ...Madonna looks awful but then she has looked awful since the beginning of the 90s. Scrawny, Stringy muscles, and a face that looks sucked in like a vaccum cleaner.<BR/>She looked so much nicer in the 80s.Agnostic Monkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04718035081147979548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-80162346296320212142007-04-12T18:41:00.000-05:002007-04-12T18:41:00.000-05:00Marisa Tomei and Madonna provide an illustrative c...Marisa Tomei and Madonna provide an illustrative comparison. <BR/><BR/>I've never talked to any heterosexual male who found Madonna desirable at any point of her career. <BR/><BR/>But Marisa Tomei? (Makes Bob Hope 'Grrrrr' sound.)<BR/><BR/>I agree with whoever said she's sucking on a lemon. She's trying to become a Brit, you know. I think she's in her Victorian phase.John Stodderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14185881995621265497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-74117650269852373522007-04-12T17:47:00.000-05:002007-04-12T17:47:00.000-05:00Maybe Madonna is ill. If not, she is just too thi...Maybe Madonna is ill. If not, she is just too thin, and doesn't look healthy.Omaha1https://www.blogger.com/profile/17906834802115018347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-26472132684385497122007-04-12T17:24:00.000-05:002007-04-12T17:24:00.000-05:00Explain Madonna?What? Not possible!Oh, wait... exp...Explain Madonna?<BR/><BR/>What? Not possible!<BR/><BR/>Oh, wait... explain that <I>picture</I>. Whew!... thought this was an impossible task for a minute.<BR/><BR/>No... can't explain the picture. Still too much for me. But explaining Madonna in general... too much for <I>anyone</I>.<BR/><BR/>---<BR/><BR/><I>>>Madonna used to be the best-looking <BR/>>>Italian-American woman in the country...<BR/><BR/>Uh, sorry, no... Marisa Tomei.</I><BR/><BR/>Disagree... No "used to be" about it, <A HREF="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m15/tibore/Marisasmaller.jpg" REL="nofollow">Tomei's</A> <A HREF="http://www.shakespeare.org/gallery/gala2004/Marisa_Tomei?set_fullOnly=on" REL="nofollow"><I>still</I></A> <A HREF="http://www.martinkeitel.net/actors/tomei3d.jpg" REL="nofollow">one</A> <A HREF="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d53/iamstereo/images658327_MarisaTomei.jpg" REL="nofollow">of</A> <A HREF="http://www.celebritywonder.com/photos/marisatomei_004.html" REL="nofollow">the best looking</A> <A HREF="http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?img=8083&return=%2Fmarisa%2Findex.php%3Fpg%3D6" REL="nofollow">Italian-American women</A> <A HREF="http://exclusivelymarisa.com/gallery2/displayimage.php?album=229&pos=11" REL="nofollow">in the country</A>. Rrrrrrrow!!! Woo-hoo!! Yeeahooooo!! Hamahamahamahamahama...<BR/><BR/>No... not obsessed much... what makes you think that?...Tiborehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07360541843865827271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-60858685926309945202007-04-12T17:16:00.000-05:002007-04-12T17:16:00.000-05:00"...she's been looking more and more like Ruth Bad..."...she's been looking more and more like Ruth Bader Ginsberg every year. I can't explain it."<BR/><BR/>Madonna is Ruth Bader Ginsberg.Curtisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12890598366126708393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-32721090664830063842007-04-12T17:03:00.000-05:002007-04-12T17:03:00.000-05:00Robert - well before Marissa Tomei - think "Materi...Robert - well before Marissa Tomei - think "Material Girl."Wade Garretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02427231454565149921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-77589704126669083182007-04-12T16:53:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:53:00.000-05:00When Althouse's children were young, they used to ...When Althouse's children were young, they used to watch their Mother brush her long hair, and they were mesmerized.<BR/><BR/>They were hurt when she chopped it off. It caused a lot of trauma.<BR/><BR/>When a mother changes her hairdo, it throws the whole family into disarray. And for sons....a Mother's long hair takes on mythical elements.<BR/><BR/>It matters.<BR/><BR/>Peace, MaxineMaxine Weisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18164122931399241972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-70681577903343321452007-04-12T16:47:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:47:00.000-05:00I think she's channeling Madeline Kahn, from the e...I think she's channeling Madeline Kahn, from the end of Young Frankenstein...oldirishpighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17610623395977533895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-6547395949998479522007-04-12T16:46:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:46:00.000-05:00Hoosier Daddy...maybe she was sucking on a Spears....Hoosier Daddy...maybe she was sucking on a Spears.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08142764040624715700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-61913419704012370372007-04-12T16:45:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:45:00.000-05:00It's one of the prettiest hairdo's I've ever seen....It's one of the prettiest hairdo's I've ever seen. She let her bangs grow. No layers, no graduated bangs, just let 'em grow and then you just curl them.<BR/><BR/>All these gay hair dressers that are chopping off women's hair. Of course, why do they want women to look good?, women are the competition!<BR/><BR/>Isn't it funny how all the gay hairstylists want women in short short short hair. Gee I wonder why?<BR/><BR/>But I think men look good with longer hair too. I love long, sleek waves and cascading curls.<BR/><BR/>Althouse is only in her 50s, how short is she going to go? When a woman is in her 70s, or late 60s...chop it off. But for a woman in her 50s, with good skin, no wrinkles, and good hair.....there's no reason not to grow it long ! You'll have plenty of time when you get older to go the short route.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy life, grow your hair---then curl it!<BR/><BR/>Peace, Maxine<BR/><BR/><BR/>Peace, MaxineMaxine Weisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18164122931399241972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-39493547105494577592007-04-12T16:34:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:34:00.000-05:00And, her hair is curled !!See, how pretty long cas...And, her hair is curled !!<BR/><BR/>See, how pretty long cascading curls.<BR/><BR/>Althouse was supposedly copying Madonna's hairdos. I think she should also adopt this one. Make friends with your curling iron.<BR/><BR/>Peace, MaxineMaxine Weisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18164122931399241972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-12573380843744864692007-04-12T16:31:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:31:00.000-05:00Explain Madonna.Please tell me that isn't on the t...<I>Explain Madonna.</I><BR/><BR/>Please tell me that isn't on the test professor Althouse.DaveWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835113560041006697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-70794513074716814682007-04-12T16:29:00.000-05:002007-04-12T16:29:00.000-05:00Madonna mi! Sure that's not a man?Madonna mi! Sure that's not a man?Meadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316388500723034455noreply@blogger.com