tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post2451580169800296106..comments2024-03-19T01:24:14.629-05:00Comments on Althouse: "Yes I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger198125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-29286045665127786502009-10-27T11:43:34.729-05:002009-10-27T11:43:34.729-05:00It's late at night. He's in the dark. Wh...It's late at night. He's in the dark. Why is someone looking into his house anyway? That's what I want to know. I think it's a bogus charge to slam someone for walking around in their own house. It's an invasion of privacy. I think the person who reported him should be busted for being a peeping tom.Sokmnkeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05838236058217881856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-10168620938742158242009-10-25T21:09:26.771-05:002009-10-25T21:09:26.771-05:00Followed?
If he was not aware of their presence, ...Followed?<br /><br />If he was not aware of their presence, it was a coincidence.<br /><br />If he was aware of their presence, perhaps he was trying to get away from the kitchen and the door to his carport where they stood viewing his dong.<br /><br />sheeshkentuckylizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08110491371985845560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-16308036546947328252009-10-25T08:11:38.274-05:002009-10-25T08:11:38.274-05:00The judge banged his gavel and said, "This ca...<i>The judge banged his gavel and said, "This case is dismissed. Lady, you looked too long."</i><br /><br />Ha! Which just makes me think, doesn't one of the stories say the man <i>followed</i> them from kitchen to living room? <b>Why was she still looking to know this?</b>Shannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15709594638793030086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-33530928357020828922009-10-25T01:45:11.173-05:002009-10-25T01:45:11.173-05:00quite a few here make piss-poor defense attorneys....<i>quite a few here make piss-poor defense attorneys. (Not you Fred<br /><br /></i>And there's one prosecutor here who's never had to meet more than the tiniest burden of production. "I seen his wiener" != indecent exposure.former law studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15196697206046544350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79390827732925349582009-10-24T18:51:03.100-05:002009-10-24T18:51:03.100-05:00This is determinable from the facts. That is why p...<i>This is determinable from the facts. That is why police do investigations, then prosecutors look at things, and then we have trials</i><br /><br />Trials? Why have trials when folks can talk out of their ass?<br /><br />I'll tell you this, quite a few here make piss-poor defense attorneys. (Not you Fred, you seem to be one of the few who get it.)Bender Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00089037605985975212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-11969644630392006222009-10-24T13:47:27.179-05:002009-10-24T13:47:27.179-05:00The Great State of Virginia, of which I'm a re...<i>The Great State of Virginia, of which I'm a resident<br /></i>Then you ought to know by now that Virginia isn't a state, it's a Commonwealth.<br /><br />I was in the MEN's locker room at the Y last night when the back door opened 6 feet away and 3 little kids came in with their father and grandfather (the pool is across the hall, the boy's locker room is upstairs). I was literally 2 seconds from pulling down my shorts and mooning them. I grabbed my towel and told the father "good timing." He had a military haircut--cop? I'm quite sure they hadn't paid the extra $200/yr to use that locker room.<br /><br />wv - pronpi - post-orgasmic relief.Ralph Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07915708905660273961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-75710560170455460102009-10-24T13:31:00.484-05:002009-10-24T13:31:00.484-05:00[Our scene is a courtroom in Springfield where Hom...[Our scene is a courtroom in Springfield where Homer is suing “The Frying Dutchman” restaurant for falsely advertising its all-you-can-eat buffet. Marge Simpson is testifying before the jury.]<br /><br />LIONEL HUTZ: Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.<br /><br />MARGE: We pretty much went straight home.<br /><br />HUTZ: Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.<br /><br />MARGE: We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.<br /><br />HUTZ: And when you couldn't find any?<br /><br />MARGE: [breaks down crying] We went fishing!!!<br /><br />HUTZ: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had <i>ALL</i> he could eat?<br /><br />OBESE JUROR: [exclaiming in horror] THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!Bissagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04439910009646381418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-80354017133759415802009-10-24T12:46:46.406-05:002009-10-24T12:46:46.406-05:00jaltcoh: context is everything. Here, mentioning t...jaltcoh: context is everything. Here, mentioning the coffee showed that nudity was incidental to his activity, but that it was a usual part of his previous activity -- sleep-- and that nudity while alone in one's own home was not obviously meant to shock anyone.<br /><br />He was not a classic flasher or wienie wagger. He did not perform a strip tease in front of his window. But nor was he naked for the usual purpose of bathing or changing clothes. He woke up naked, and went to the kitchen to make coffee.former law studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15196697206046544350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-9286437664597903372009-10-24T12:28:18.489-05:002009-10-24T12:28:18.489-05:00The headline of that article is not true. He was n...The headline of that article is not true. He was not arrested "for making coffee" and being naked. He was arrested for being naked; incidentally, he happened to be making some coffee. It reminds me of a recent CNN story that reported that a woman was arrested <i>"for cutting in line"</i> at a WalMart -- not mentioning (until much later) that she was actually arrested for <i>assaulting</i> someone in line. Saying that someone was arrested "for" doing something perfectly legal (when that's not actually what they were arrested for) is a manipulative journalistic tactic to try to make people feel sympathetic for the accused. I'm not saying people shouldn't feel sympathetic for him, but I don't see what the coffee has to do with it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-80188587377221835942009-10-24T12:10:58.995-05:002009-10-24T12:10:58.995-05:00I'll add as a stepmom to two sons who have now...I'll add as a stepmom to two sons who have now passed 30, that 29- year-old men frequently don't have anything clean to put on.<br /><br />I'd rather go naked, too, than put that stinky stuff on.Janis Gorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11656703722929026827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-1666013989215045972009-10-24T11:56:15.844-05:002009-10-24T11:56:15.844-05:00Every thread needs a theme madrigal.
Diana hath a...Every thread needs a <a href="http://www.uvm.edu/~hag/personal/portfolio/sounds/weelkessaints.html" rel="nofollow">theme madrigal</a>.<br /><br /><i>Diana hath agreed with Love,<br />hath agreed with Love,<br />His fiery weapon to remove, <br />fa la la la la la, etc.</i>Largohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15082394436785605297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-34366764219152342092009-10-24T11:27:32.623-05:002009-10-24T11:27:32.623-05:00Fred4press, I agree, there are a few facts in dis...Fred4press, I agree, there are a few facts in dispute that could change everything, but the way the arrest was handled has no excuse. <br />And the lady is an ass for calling the cops as a first reaction.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-3898065116210792522009-10-24T11:01:41.074-05:002009-10-24T11:01:41.074-05:00This guy could be completely innocent or completel...This guy could be completely innocent or completely not innocent. Yeah, being naked in your kitchen should not be a crime, but flaunting your junk at kids and strangers is not acceptable behavior, not even on your property where you are clearly visable. There is no inbetween. This is determinable from the facts. That is why police do investigations, then prosecutors look at things, and then we have trials. If there is reasonable doubt over the issue, we defer to no crime being committed.Fred4Preshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01574159710712259945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-57288290706400595892009-10-24T10:16:31.435-05:002009-10-24T10:16:31.435-05:00My husband told me the story of defending a local ...My husband told me the story of defending a local man on an indecent exposure charge here on the banks of the Mississippi.<br /><br />A woman and a child were walking along the top of the levee and saw the man at the bottom of the levee urinating.<br /><br />In the courtroom, the woman was recounting what she witnessed. She came to a part where she said, "And he had his penis in his hand..."<br /><br />The judge banged his gavel and said, "This case is dismissed. Lady, you looked too long."Janis Gorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11656703722929026827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-29424238357217622072009-10-24T09:27:34.435-05:002009-10-24T09:27:34.435-05:00That was supposed to say "violations".That was supposed to say "violations".Cut Ithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00939147642711361916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-21398215813018547972009-10-24T09:24:23.262-05:002009-10-24T09:24:23.262-05:00Cunnilingus and fellatio are illegal in Virginia? ...Cunnilingus and fellatio are illegal in Virginia? Bender, do I deserve to be raped in jail now for my vioationa?<br /><br />WTF?Cut Ithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00939147642711361916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-1797356807609505002009-10-24T08:53:34.618-05:002009-10-24T08:53:34.618-05:00i like being naked, unless i'm working with a ...i like being naked, unless i'm working with a power saw. i am 72, 250, with a pot belly. if you peek in at me you deserve it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-62613098584959694352009-10-24T07:45:45.874-05:002009-10-24T07:45:45.874-05:00If it happened at 8:40 a.m., the guy wasn't ex...If it happened at 8:40 a.m., the guy wasn't expecting schoolchildren to be traipsing through his yard and carport. School starts earlier than that. He wasn't putting on a show.<br /><br />I think the woman should be arrested for trespassing and voyeurism.<br /><br />I have three windows in my living/dining room area of my apartment. The only window treatment on them is miniblinds. The middle window is non-standard size--some construction doofus did not measure twice. So the miniblinds fall off when you pull the string to raise or lower them. The last time it happened the hardware came out too. So I have an uncovered window and sometimes I prance around nekkid. Not as a habit but I have that post-hysterectomy blazing fire and I can't do anything about it and it's so bad sometimes I just want to shave my head bald again for relief. After a shower I have to be nekkid for a bit to cool off.<br /><br />Want my address?<br /><br />Warning--no you don't, honestly.<br /><br />My neighbors are old and I'm afraid of shocking them to death if they would happen to see....<br /><br />WV tansally<br />now she would be worth looking at!<br />Ride, Sally, Ride!!!kentuckylizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08110491371985845560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-13969582906270026912009-10-24T07:34:04.183-05:002009-10-24T07:34:04.183-05:00Lem, it’s good to see you back and full of beans.Lem, it’s good to see you back and full of beans.Bissagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04439910009646381418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-4780557124345646762009-10-24T07:08:54.310-05:002009-10-24T07:08:54.310-05:00Trespassers invade the privacy of your home and yo...Trespassers invade the privacy of your home and you get arrested. Why not? In our world, democratic action is fascism and fascists are true democrats-just follow madam Sec of State around the world. This really isn't funny, I think its really telling about the direction of our country.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-8924545872368866882009-10-24T06:58:16.672-05:002009-10-24T06:58:16.672-05:00Yes officer, arrest him and, further, I intend sui...Yes officer, arrest him and, further, I intend suing him for injuries I sustained falling off my ladder while peeping through his kitchen window at him naked.bearbeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04770545814913465196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36624115461482943692009-10-24T06:09:58.983-05:002009-10-24T06:09:58.983-05:00Bender, you have no expectation of being seen in a...Bender, you have no expectation of being seen in a VA neighborhood—unless you live in the inner city. I live in a nice neighborhood. My street is dead quiet, and there are times I can stand naked in my garage entry way and know that no one will see me, especially if my neighbor, diagonally opposite, is not home. This is not NYC. THis is VA. That woman LOOKED. Not once, but twice. She must've been checking out his package cuz she saw when he moved to stand someplace else. She was LOOKING. SHe is the one at fault, no him.Maizin Clement's Copy Editinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04312898215300621278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-31568755886850153492009-10-24T06:00:00.529-05:002009-10-24T06:00:00.529-05:00I'm menopausal. My body gets too hot for my co...I'm menopausal. My body gets too hot for my comfort. So, once I'm inside, even a bra is too warm. Mebbe panties are okay. Mebbe they're not. Lights on, lights off, I don't give a flying fig. I'm in my own damn house. If you're looking in and see me, you're violating my privacy. I have every expectation that you will have the courtesy not to peer into my windows; if you do, you're nothing less than a peeping tom. The Great State of Virginia, of which I'm a resident, has decided in its infinite wisdom that a trespasser has more rights than me on my own property. To my mind, this arrest extends beyond indecency; it goes straight to Kelo. It's another part of the state's dismantling of individual property rights. Now, not only can we not walk around in our homes naked, but the police can barge in, without knocking and announcing themselves—is a penis that dangerous a weapon?—and arrest me in my own home. That tells me, not a lawyer, that the state decides what rights I have is a vis my property; in fact, the state has decided that I have no property rights at all.Maizin Clement's Copy Editinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04312898215300621278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-14227716799185815872009-10-24T05:21:43.670-05:002009-10-24T05:21:43.670-05:00Regular reader, infrequent commentor here. 174 pos...Regular reader, infrequent commentor here. 174 posts and counting. Whoa! With all the hassles of this week I was delighted to find thread this upon openning my browser this morning...something I can laugh about and not insult anyone. <br /><br />Seriously, thanks to all. I try hard not to take myself too seriously and this kind of occasional thread helps a lot. <br /><br />Going now, to check my blinds and make sure my guy-burqua is worn properly. {{giggle}}Aridoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18345930150667529742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-13474322278156495992009-10-24T04:31:27.835-05:002009-10-24T04:31:27.835-05:00""Yes! I wasn't wearing any clothes....""Yes! I wasn't wearing any clothes.""<br /><br />Cool. <br /><br />Have you met our Emperor?Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094488084214911115noreply@blogger.com