Comments on Althouse: "Man Flies To Idaho … In Lawn Chair."

That sounds like a good assessment of Larry Walter...

2008-07-07T19:09:00.000-05:00

That sounds like a good assessment of Larry Walters, Cedarford. I thought his story was hilarious, that he basically shot up like a cannon and kept climbing to about 50 times higher than he'd planned for. But when he finally got down, after being stuck up there for hours and hours (the beer and sandwiches he took up with him presumably left untouched), he replied to a reporter who asked him why he'd done it, "A man can't just sit around." "Mainly succeeded" is about right.

Pogo - The only trouble with American eccentrics l...

2008-07-07T13:16:00.000-05:00

Pogo - The only trouble with American eccentrics like this is their frequent demand for attention and rescue.

There is a cadre of attention-wanters as you describe, and another cadre of stupid people doing risky things who don't give a shit if they endanger others in rescue attempts.

But I remember that 1st lawnchair guy well because I was in junior high and he was an instant hero as soon as we young guys saw photos of him 3 miles up in a lawnchair photo'd by a commercial jet airliner. His plan was basically "Why the hell not, its a free country! I'm going for it! I'll go up as my buddies watch, shoot some balloons out and walk back to the house and we'll all crack some frosty ones!"

That it didn't work out that way doesn't make him the same sort of attention-whore as a female environmentalist pole-sitter blogging her own website as she "saves the living, breathing trees that surround us". Or some asshole that proclaims how noble he is as he walks backwards across a state "to raise awareness (of how wonderful he is!) and cure cancer.

His unfortunate suicide happened later and appears unrelated to him becoming a UFO. Larry Walters was basically a good-natured, mainstream American truck driver that had a dream. Accepted the risk thinking it was only his risk..and went for it. And mainly succeeded.

For much of the length of the Idaho-Oregon border,...

2008-07-07T09:34:00.000-05:00

For much of the length of the Idaho-Oregon border, it's true that a child from Oregon could pogo-stick into Idaho (though why the child would want to do so is another matter). The child probably should avoid the Hells Canyon section, however, or be prepared for one very long drop and probably not much of a rebound.

The only trouble with American eccentrics like thi...

2008-07-07T08:16:00.000-05:00

The only trouble with American eccentrics like this is their frequent demand for attention and rescue.

I'd have been impressed if he had had insurance to cover the forseeable "Couch balloon trip ends in disaster" headline that usually accompanies these bonehead stories.

You want to climb Mount Hood blindfolded and nude? Fine, but don't be calling on your cellphone when the toes go blue. Go out like Amelia Earhart, you wimp.

Mr. Couchpotato Head! Good one, Bissage!!

2008-07-07T07:47:00.000-05:00

Mr. Couchpotato Head! Good one, Bissage!!

Mr. Couch should have looked into getting some spo...

2008-07-07T07:24:00.000-05:00

Mr. Couch should have looked into getting some sponsors.

I’ll bet the Idaho State Department of Agriculture would have popped for a product placement.

The story is analogous to a current political camp...

2008-07-07T06:17:00.000-05:00

The story is analogous to a current political campaign. Use those around you to raise you up then shoot them with a BB gun when their usefulness is at an end.

As for traveling furniture, here's something from our local Art Car parade.

If it's a gas saver than its truely inspired.......a dream come true for the coach potato needing snackies from the supermarket.

The Larry Walters story

And, of course, The 5th Dimension

Couch covered about 235 miles in about nine hours....

2008-07-07T05:42:00.000-05:00

Couch covered about 235 miles in about nine hours. If he tries an even longer, overnight flight, may I suggest a futon.

To Ruthanne, that is.Not that my response wasn't r...

2008-07-07T01:40:00.000-05:00

To Ruthanne, that is.

Not that my response wasn't reflective of my own experience, in another arena. Because it was, and is.

OK. Now coming back to this, I'm somewhat wonderin...

2008-07-07T01:39:00.000-05:00

OK. Now coming back to this, I'm somewhat wondering if Althouse isn't returning to and playing with extending the theme of examining literalism, "blurbism" and those who demand immediately gratifying, thesis-driven blurts.

No worry. I did say "somewhat."

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Until just a few years ago, I still had a Davenport bequeathed to me by someone who was so proud to have, in later life, after years of work, acquired a couch that would have been so called in her girlhood days (shockingly, to me, since it's now striking me anew) in the early 1900s. I got the reference. It's the "striking anew" which inspired the deflecting response.

Oh, dear. I see that Ruth Anne beat me to the pun(...

2008-07-06T23:55:00.000-05:00

Oh, dear. I see that Ruth Anne beat me to the pun(ch).

Would our blog mistress prefer that Couch fly in a...

2008-07-06T23:51:00.000-05:00

Would our blog mistress prefer that Couch fly in a sofa to Davenport?

As for traveling furniture, here's something from our local Art Car parade.

Same sofa, in a photo.

I don't know if I'd call that flying in a lawn cha...

2008-07-06T23:21:00.000-05:00

I don't know if I'd call that flying in a lawn chair. With that giant contraption, he may as well have used a couch.

It's much more interesting when the giant contraption is fleeing an exploding volcano from an island stocked with uncut diamonds and a highly alphabetized and organized citizenry.

Ruthanne: Not this weekend, baby. This is an area-...

2008-07-06T22:45:00.000-05:00

Ruthanne: Not this weekend, baby. This is an area--the Greater Quad-Cites Area, not just Davenport or the Quad Cities--that looooooooooves its fireworks. So help me, this is an area where you can see fireworks displays something like 8-9 months a year--and if I'm off, it's not by much, relatively speaking. My personal favorite is the beautiful display in December, when colors skip off the snow like water droplets in a sizzling cast-iron skillet.

So you can pretty much the peril someone trying to pull Couch's stunt would face.

It's Sunday. Haven't heard the pops that have been a persistent background sound since, oh, round about Tuesday. It's the first night since Thursday without a display (at least, that I know of; where I'm situated, it's so easy to catch glimpses that I get lazy about checking the paper for official notice).

Yet, I swear, the smell of pyrotechnics are STILL lingering in the air ... .

Well, I suppose that could be neighborhood.

As a proud Oregonian and someone who has done most...

2008-07-06T22:33:00.000-05:00

As a proud Oregonian and someone who has done most of that drive (from Bend to Idaho), it is not a 'pogo stick jump'. It is a long, high-speed (assuming you pass the one state trooper) drive.

Ann, do you consider Madison to Duluth a pogo-stick jump? It's only 15 miles longer than Bend, OR to Cambridge, ID.

Daryl said: "Larry survived, unharmed, and was fin...

2008-07-06T22:24:00.000-05:00

Daryl said: "Larry survived, unharmed, and was fined $1,500 for violating FAA rules. That's all."

But then, I read, he offed himself years later with a gun. Also noted that a Brazilian priest tried a similar stunt just a few months ago and his body was found just the day before Couch embarked on his adventure. Sad. I'm sure there's a moral in there somewhere.

Lawn Chair Larry is my hero. So is Couch.

2008-07-06T21:39:00.000-05:00

Lawn Chair Larry is my hero. So is Couch.

This guy is emulating an early Darwin Award winner...

2008-07-06T21:35:00.000-05:00

This guy is emulating an early Darwin Award winner, Lawnchair Larry, who ascended much faster and higher than he'd intended and ended up in the LAX flight path.

Larry survived, unharmed, and was fined $1,500 for violating FAA rules. That's all.

There's an Australian movie called Danny Deckchair...

2008-07-06T21:08:00.000-05:00

There's an Australian movie called Danny Deckchair that was inspired by Lawnchair Larry. As I recall, it was a very good movie, and had a happier ending than Lawnchair Larry's (as described by beth above).

It would've been really funny if he had flown to D...

2008-07-06T20:44:00.000-05:00

It would've been really funny if he had flown to Davenport.

Well, maybe the flight was a lark.But seriously, I...

2008-07-06T20:00:00.000-05:00

Well, maybe the flight was a lark.

But seriously, I at first passed over the article, thinking it was yet another description of how much the service from the airlines had deteriorated.

Has the article been updated since you saw and lin...

2008-07-06T19:57:00.000-05:00

Has the article been updated since you saw and linked it? (Or, were you reading in feed?) Because when I clicked over, the second deck of the headline, right under the main, states he flew from Oregon. And then the lede right away repeats all the information in both decks and adds more detail, including the specific distance traveled. It all looks very much right at the top and very standard to me. (In fact, I probably designed a front page or section front article like that countless times, back in the day, it's so boilerplate.) Or maybe I'm missing something?

Your last paragraph is hilarious. Wouldn't it have been great if a copy editor had screwed up and called him "Chair" and his form of conveyance "couch"? Hey, maybe one did! Who knows, these days ... .

Larry Walters.

2008-07-06T19:20:00.001-05:00

Larry Walters.

Looking at the map (and being somewhat familiar wi...

2008-07-06T19:20:00.000-05:00

Looking at the map (and being somewhat familiar with that part of the country) I would say that Couch ended his flight very prudently. The only places the wind could have taken him, past where he landed, are extremely rugged, deserted and not easy to get to.

'The Man in the Flying Lawn Chair' by George Plimp...

2008-07-06T19:19:00.000-05:00

'The Man in the Flying Lawn Chair' by George Plimpton is a classic profile.

Sadly, the aviator came to a bad end, years later.