tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post1753046841319922417..comments2024-03-28T04:42:46.147-05:00Comments on Althouse: "Tiger Woods Plays Sad Golf at Night."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-41825013684995507592009-12-20T01:57:59.044-06:002009-12-20T01:57:59.044-06:00Titus said...
I would of totally kept my mout...<i>Titus said...<br /><br /> I would of totally kept my mouth shut.</i><br /><br />That's a total oxymoron coming from you.<br /><br />wv = radstick = Titus' version of a discostick.Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-22473820634274247662009-12-19T16:16:23.211-06:002009-12-19T16:16:23.211-06:00Let me tell you a story about Mitch Cumstein.
DAN...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNFPaPor8A" rel="nofollow">Let me tell you a story about Mitch Cumstein.</a><br /><i><br />DANNY: I've just got to win that caddy tournament. I owe it to my folks to get that scholarship.<br /> <br />TY: Why do you want to go to college?<br /><br />DANNY: I don't know.<br /><br />TY: Let me tell you a story. I once knew a guy who could've been a great golfer. Could've gone pro.<br /> <br />All he needed was a little time and some practice.<br /> <br />He decided to go to college instead.<br /><br />He went for four years. Did pretty well.<br /> <br /><b>At the end of his four years, his last semester, he was kicked out.<br /> <br />You know what for?<br /> <br />He was night-putting. Just putting at night...<br /><br />...with the 15-year-old daughter<br />of the Dean.</b><br /> <br />You know who that guy was?<br /> <br />Danny: No.<br /> <br />TY: Take one good guess.<br /> <br />DANNY: Bob Hope?<br /><br />TY: No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein...<br /><br />...my roommate.<br /><br />He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed<br />with your desires, Danny.<br /> <br />The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:<br /> <br />"A flute with no holes is not a flute...<br /><br />"...and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish."<br /><br />He was a funny guy.<br /><br />DANNY: You missed just that one.<br /><br />TY: In one physical model of the universe...<br /><br />...the shortest distance between two points is a straight line...<br /> <br />...in the opposite direction.<br /><br />DANNY: Unbelievable!<br /><br />TY: Thank you very little.</i>Wincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002449963597087316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-26380585089131284992009-12-19T15:28:10.668-06:002009-12-19T15:28:10.668-06:00If he's golfing at night, that just means he&#...If he's <i>golfing at night</i>, that just means he's playing holes #19, 20, 21...AllenShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08848966772462502893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-39235092134515330872009-12-19T14:32:21.713-06:002009-12-19T14:32:21.713-06:00I am also very happy to hear from one of the hos t...I am also very happy to hear from one of the hos that he is well endowed.<br /><br />That makes him hotter.Titushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15797282053500311238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-58120299060268153092009-12-19T14:24:59.733-06:002009-12-19T14:24:59.733-06:00And a luminescent cock.And a luminescent cock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-65681974898742593672009-12-19T14:24:34.320-06:002009-12-19T14:24:34.320-06:00I'm seeing a market for luminescent balls.I'm seeing a market for luminescent balls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-39670537159958187792009-12-19T14:23:57.659-06:002009-12-19T14:23:57.659-06:00I don't believe for a moment that Tiger Woods ...I don't believe for a moment that Tiger Woods is playing golf at night.<br /><br />I believe he's banging whores at night three at a time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-1913680274248133432009-12-19T14:10:19.740-06:002009-12-19T14:10:19.740-06:00I wish Tiger was into the downlow.
I would of tot...I wish Tiger was into the downlow.<br /><br />I would of totally kept my mouth shut.Titushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15797282053500311238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-19585794689406373262009-12-19T14:05:54.809-06:002009-12-19T14:05:54.809-06:00What was it Lincoln said, that most men can handle...What was it Lincoln said, that most men can handle adversity, but it's power that shows you their character.Kirby Olsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05952289700191142943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-83104282274157219492009-12-19T13:54:31.951-06:002009-12-19T13:54:31.951-06:00I'm seeing a market for luminescent golfballs....I'm seeing a market for luminescent golfballs.Chip Ahoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12597726289890879627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79732914267333497132009-12-19T12:41:15.622-06:002009-12-19T12:41:15.622-06:00Good one Bissage.Good one Bissage.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-28615085596296025882009-12-19T12:39:49.283-06:002009-12-19T12:39:49.283-06:00No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man w...<i>No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece</i>.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-64729518479749490782009-12-19T12:29:41.688-06:002009-12-19T12:29:41.688-06:00It's just a matter of time before Mr. Woods se...It's just a matter of time before Mr. Woods seals himself inside his own private Xanadu, now that Elin's rosebud is up for grabs.Bissagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04439910009646381418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-87081696726600724342009-12-19T12:13:58.998-06:002009-12-19T12:13:58.998-06:00Who knew that Tiger and Charles Barkley were buddi...Who knew that Tiger and Charles Barkley were buddies? That says something all by itself.G Jouberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00521745492112085630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-44736586332179822022009-12-19T12:12:23.202-06:002009-12-19T12:12:23.202-06:00Tiger should join us (a vast unorganized collectio...Tiger should join us (a vast unorganized collection of Christians) for the Chapter of Proverbs A Day in January reading plan. It's better than making resolutions--take your core character into the garage for some tune-up.kentuckylizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08110491371985845560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-16289701383388958622009-12-19T12:11:02.860-06:002009-12-19T12:11:02.860-06:00Elin emasculated Tiger?
Hardly.
He is experienci...Elin emasculated Tiger?<br /><br />Hardly.<br /><br />He is experiencing the natural consequences of his actions. We live in a cause and effect world. No need to demonize Elin. AFAWK she didn't violate her vows.<br /><br />If I weren't so busy with housekeeping today, I would work up some lyrics to the tune of "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night."kentuckylizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08110491371985845560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-57025031958802442742009-12-19T12:02:20.447-06:002009-12-19T12:02:20.447-06:00Will Elin's emasculation of Tiger force him in...Will Elin's emasculation of Tiger force him into a career of miniature golf? Stay tuned...Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08791314877257904422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-74909757900139377952009-12-19T11:57:30.246-06:002009-12-19T11:57:30.246-06:00So they are just making it up? What a surprise.So they are just making it up? What a surprise.Fred4Preshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01574159710712259945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-39628063328918832252009-12-19T11:38:06.149-06:002009-12-19T11:38:06.149-06:00Nightgolfing
(with apologies to Berry, Buck, Mill...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx9br5ISRpo#t=5s" rel="nofollow">Nightgolfing</a><br /><br />(with apologies to Berry, Buck, Mills and Stipe)<br /><br /><i>Nightgolfing deserves a quiet night<br /><br />The photograph of the mistress, taken years ago,<br />Turned around backwards so the internet shows<br />Every tabloid reveals the picture in reverse<br />Still, it's so much clearer<br />I forgot my text on the bimbo's phone<br />The moon is low tonight<br /><br />Nightgolfing deserves a quiet night<br />I'm not sure all these people understand<br />It's not like years ago,<br />No fear of getting caught,<br />Of recklessness and women<br />They cannot see me naked<br />These things, they go away,<br />Replaced by everyday<br /><br />Nightgolfing, remembering that night<br />The PGA Tour is coming soon<br />I'm pining for the majors<br />And what if I won all four<br />Side by side in orbit<br />Around the fairest son?<br />That bright, loose-fitting blazer<br />Could not describe nightgolfing<br /><br />You, you thought you knew me<br />You, you cannot judge<br />You, I thought you knew me,<br />This one laughing quietly underneath my breath<br />Nightgolfing<br /><br />The photograph reflects,<br />Every mistress a reminder<br />Nightgolfing deserves a quiet night, deserves a quiet night</i>Wincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002449963597087316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-38718323611501313132009-12-19T11:35:14.349-06:002009-12-19T11:35:14.349-06:00Maybe he likes golf.Maybe he likes golf.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-46133892194571549802009-12-19T11:09:40.166-06:002009-12-19T11:09:40.166-06:00Tiger is in outer darkness weeping and gnashing hi...Tiger is in outer darkness weeping and gnashing his teeth. But like Napoleon he may come out of exile and win the Masters this coming spring.traditionalguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706120413005530014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-56318931517739134482009-12-19T11:02:18.673-06:002009-12-19T11:02:18.673-06:00Yes, I read that on Drudge a few days ago. I think...Yes, I read that on Drudge a few days ago. I think the Tiger story has all but played out, no? After reading on the BBC website that Tag Heuer is finally dropping Woods (one of his Big Three advertisers, next to Nike and AmEx), and that Elin is definitely leaving him, there's not much else to chat about.vbspurshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00992013640447117624noreply@blogger.com