May 24, 2026

"In the story, two interplanetary visitors are shocked to find that humans can use their meaty brains to think."

"'Thinking meat! You’re asking me to believe in thinking meat!' one says to another. 'Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat!' the other alien responds, adding: 'The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?'"

From "To A.I. Executives, We’re All Just 'Meat Computers'/A term first used in philosophy and cognitive science circles has lately taken on a more ominous cast. Moo" (NYT).

The article is about the use of the term "meat computers" to refer to human beings. The story that's quoted, from 1991, by Terry Bisson, is "They’re Made Out of Meat."

32 comments:

Leland said...

Also this weekend, WaPo wants you to believe eating meat increases the chances of colorectal cancer. Maybe WaPo doesn't hire meat computers.

Old and slow said...

I was a big fan of the Meat Puppets. If they hadn't been such druggies, they might have been a big success.

mikee said...

If a brain is a meat computer, it is a piece of very soggy extra prime meat. The human brain is 80% water, heavily larded with 12% fat and only 6% protein. The remaining 2% is carbohydrates and a pinch of salts. So let's not call the brain a meat computer. Let's go with, say, a very dirty aquarium that has had a stick of butter and spoonful of sugar dropped in it. I also think that description better explains the way most people think.

Rob said...

Meat? Like in the Twilight Zone "To serve man"?

Wince said...

The article is about the use of the term "meat computers" to refer to human beings.

Archie Bunker made a similar observation.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It's as if mind–body dualism is in the rearview mirror getting smaller and smaller.

narciso said...

They ignore the Soul which a computer cant recreate

Quayle said...

People are Soylent Green

Joe Bar said...

We used to refer to "meatspace" all the time in one of my previous jobs. Brain as thinking meat is nor far from that.

John henry said...

I don't see it much these days but back in the 90s real life, as opposed to internet life, used to be Calle "meatspace"

John Henry

J Scott said...

Just wait till they find out about p-zombies

John henry said...

I see Joe beat me to it.

GMTA

John Henry

tcrosse said...

Like most young men, I was doing most of my thinking with the wrong meat.

J Severs said...

The robot Bender on "Futurama" pejoratively referred to humans as 'meatbags'.

bagoh20 said...

The meat computer has a lot of bugs and glitches, as demonstrated by this wonderful story, which was the first to pop up on my feeds today:

"Houston Attorney Charged with Felony Bestiality After Wife Catches Him RAPING the Family Dog on Hidden Surveillance Camera"

Achilles said...

How managers think: Engineers are more productive? I can fire half of them!

How Engineers think: Engineers are more productive. Hire more engineers because they are worth more.

bagoh20 said...

Does the wife share any responsibility for this?

narciso said...

Altman might be a cyborg zuckerberg too

Roadkill711 said...

The philosopher Thomas Hobbes (the ‘Nasty, Brutish, and Short’ State of Nature guy) argued famously against René Descartes’s separation of mind and body. While Descartes posited "I think, therefore I am", Hobbes counter-posited: "I think, therefore matter thinks."

Lazarus said...

The term used to be "wetware" in contrast to hardware and software. In some places it may still be.

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Smilin' Jack said...

“The article is about the use of the term "meat computers" to refer to human beings.”

We’re a lot more meat than computer. Which is why it makes sense to replace us with AI. Why support all that useless gooey stuff when you just want to shuffle some bits around.

Gulistan said...

Someone made a great short video from that short story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

john mosby said...

" a very dirty aquarium that has had a stick of butter and spoonful of sugar dropped in it" would be a great masthead motto. CC, JSM

Howard said...

Bro science says we lack free will, therefore we are actually meat puppets

Joe Bar said...

Gulistan said...
"Someone made a great short video from that short story:"

Hey, it's the Cash Cab guy!

Achilles said...

I just flattened out the tools for the agents and divided them into tool packages for types of work but my interface-root.agents directions node still had the tiered hierarchy of the old model.

I thought that I had already updated the agent directions in the tree.jsonl. But I was wrong. Did I hallucinate that completion? Either way my electronic memory was correct so I "remembered" I need to do that work.

I was able to go back the the design documentation and discussions I had for designing and implementing the new .agents branch 45 minutes ago. now the agents. are being rebuilt to integrate with the new tool sets and the cloud buffer and completion reporting are being simplified and squashed.

It is the memory improvement that I think is the most valuable part of this integration.

Achilles said...

blogger's tag management is the worst

n.n said...

Anthropogenic Intelligence

Enigma said...

@Lazarus --

Yes, the notion of humans as wetware dates back to at least the 1980s.

Within cognitive research, the metaphor that computers were "thinking machines" was used to describe early AI. Also see every giant flashing-lights computer brain device of 1960s and 1970s film. There was even a "Thinking Machines Corporation" supercomputer and AI firm of 1983:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinking_Machines_Corporation

Every generation thinks they invented sex and philosophy.

boatbuilder said...

What the hell are the aliens made of?
Our brains are stupendously remarkable organs. What difference does it make if they are made of the same stuff as animals? It's like sayin g that supercomputers are made of metal. So what?

n.n said...

Science does not, cannot, discern origin and expression.

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