February 21, 2020

"That man has wild hair... oh wait."

That man has wild hair... oh wait. from r/confusingperspective

24 comments:

JML said...

ANOTHER hair thread?!.

gspencer said...

I was expecting a picture of Boris Johnson.

Curious George said...

He has stump arms too. Gonna be tough to swim.

Quaestor said...

These make wonderful sushi rolls, but the spines are venomous. Smart people do not wear them as hats.

bagoh20 said...

That totally worked on me. It took a good 20 seconds for me to see what was really there as I contemplated the meaning of the headline that played me.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

Fooled me for a second. Though the disproportionately large face of the diver made it look like some wild surrealist painting.

bagoh20 said...

After years of thinking about it, I've come to the conclusion that sea urchins are not friendly creatures. It's not surprising that it took so long. I was a Democrat for 40 years.

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

He's all thumbs.

Darrell said...

It's a Sea Socialist. Also called "urchins."

Amexpat said...

Fooled me.

Ate some sea urchins in Japan. Big delicacy for them. About as good as a moldy Whopper for me.

Howard said...

We would pulverize several urchins in a perfect ambush spot so their innards created a chum cloud and lay in wait for the skidish and tasty callico bass to come to dinner.

JMW Turner said...

Salvador Dali would have loved this visual joke.

CJinPA said...

I chucked and thought, "It's not wild hair, he has a sea urchin on his head." Took me a few minutes.

Our eyes are constantly deceiving us with Russian misinformation.

AllenS said...

That's hair growing out of the palm of her hand, which is caused by masterbation, I think.

AllenS said...

... and you know what kind of hair I'm talking about, don't you.

Yancey Ward said...

Ah, this is how they made Bloomberg only look 2 inches shorter than Warren!!

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

@AllenS
you erchin!
it's not masturbation without U

exiledonmainstreet, green-eyed devil said...

So the title character of the cartoon "Nancy" had a sea urchin on her head all the time? That explains things.

Tina848 said...

Ok, that was weird

Achilles said...

His hands are really fuzzy...

Did he step on an electric eel...

Oh.

Bunkypotatohead said...

Is that the new ventriloquist act at SeaWorld?

Iman said...

Must've used dat New and improved Corona Shampoo & Conditioner.

n.n said...

Did the deception occur before or after reading the headline?

madAsHell said...

I've never held a sea urchin. When does the stinging start?