February 14, 2017

"The older half brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been killed in Malaysia by two female agents with 'poison needles'..."

"... South Korean media outlets reported Tuesday," WaPo reports.
The reports — which could not be immediately be verified — said Kim’s half-brother Kim Jong Nam was attacked at Kuala Lumpur airport Monday night by two women who fled the scene, according to accounts by South Korea’s TV Chosun, a cable channel.

24 comments:

mockturtle said...

"Kim Jong Nam, the oldest son of Kim Jong Il, the second generation leader of North Korea, was long thought to be his successor. But he fell into disgrace in the early 2000s after he was caught in Japan on a fake passport trying to go to Tokyo Disney."

How sad! Did he ever get to go to Disney? What a family! The Borgias, Korean style.

Mike Sylwester said...

Fembots.

EDH said...

Now that's what Trump could use. A bevy of female assasins with poison-tipped needles.

Althouse, on occasion, has been the literary equivalent.

PB said...

And they say there's no evil in the world.

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

How can the reports not be verified? Can't they just call the airport public relations department and ask if some guy had been killed? It doesn't seem too complicated to me.

Mike Sylwester said...

The Washington Post has published an interesting article titled "The secret life of Kim Jong Un’s aunt, who has lived in the U.S. since 1998".

Ko Yong Suk is the sister of the mother of Kim Jong Un, the North Korean dictator. When Kim was 12 to 17 years old, he attended a school in Switzerland. Ko lived there too and kept house and acted as his mother.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/the-secret-life-of-kim-jong-uns-aunt-who-has-lived-in-the-us-since-1998/2016/05/26/522e4ec8-12d7-11e6-a9b5-bf703a5a7191_story.html?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.9325d4a70ba9

Fernandinande said...

I'll be in morning until noon.

Scott McGlasson said...

I said it back around New Year's Day. Kim Jong Un has until about summertime (if I want to win my 2017 deadpool).

Bob Boyd said...

Reports - which could not be verified - said the poison needle wielding female agents had been built for the rental market by Elon Musk in his spare time.

Lewis Wetzel said...

Blogger EDH said...
Now that's what Trump could use. A bevy of female assasins with poison-tipped needles.

I already used that one here. With the bonus that the femassassins kill with poison embedded in their fingernails, and each femassassin is named after an expensive perfume. Le Artisan, Black Jasmine, Joyeaux . . .

Owen said...

When will we learn that Robert Ludlum set this up?

traditionalguy said...

The Axis of Evil falls on the head of another dumb relative. At least using women who poison the man is traditional evil.

Unknown said...

Most family reunions are joyous affairs.

Can you imagine the Kim family reunions? The stress level and fear must be intense.

--Vance

damikesc said...

There's been plenty of rumors that Un is barely holding onto power. I assume that he is trying to eliminate rivals.

Ko Yong Suk is the sister of the mother of Kim Jong Un, the North Korean dictator. When Kim was 12 to 17 years old, he attended a school in Switzerland. Ko lived there too and kept house and acted as his mother.

His classmates have mentioned him being there. Until one day, when he suddenly was not.

Jake said...
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Bob Boyd said...

"Can you imagine the Kim family reunions? The stress level and fear must be intense."

Good food though.

mccullough said...

Bambi and Thumper.

mccullough said...

"Fredo, I know it was you."

rhhardin said...

There's what's-his-name, and the assassins with the machine gun bras.

Bob Boyd said...

"...the assassins with the machine gun bras."

Playboy could now cover that.

Muzzle Flash, Inside the secret world of Machine Gun Bras - pg 23.

Curious George said...

Those Norks are crazy motherfuckers, but they know how to party!

Mark said...

Quentin Tarantino, call your office.

Seeing Red said...

Pffft. shoulda used an umbrella.

walter said...

Get over there and calm this regime down..ambassador Rodman.