February 21, 2017

"Have you ever woke up with your lips stuck together? It didn’t hurt and it was kinda fun."

"All you had to do was to wet your lips from the inside with saliva and they became unstuck. This is the principle behind Mensez...."

17 comments:

Laslo Spatula said...

"menstruation, technology, urine"

With Tags like that I'm not sure if I want to click.

I am Laslo.

Sharc 65 said...

Even before the tags, ick.

Ann Althouse said...

The tags are your warning. Take care!!

Maybe you have enough information to think up this invention on your own.

Owen said...

1. Bad idea.
2. Promote bad idea badly.
3. Profit!

clint said...

"Owen said...
1. Bad idea.
2. Promote bad idea badly.
3. Profit!"

There's no such thing as bad press.

I'd imagine this wasn't selling before. Now, with all the attention, how many units will sell -- as a gag gift, or a joke, or morbid curiosity, or other clever uses for an adhesive with the stated properties?

Viral marketing, baby.

Darrell said...

It would prevent TSA employees from having a feel as well.

Bob Boyd said...

Back to ze drawing boad.

rhhardin said...

Loose lips sink ships.

EDH said...

Funny, I was just thinking the other day how long it's been since I tasted and smelled my own blood, which when I was a kid was like a weekly ritual for one reason or another.

Upon reading the headline quote of this post my mind went to when I was a kid.

I woke up with a mouth sealed shut full of dried clotted blood, after I went to bed with a lost tooth that must have been bleeding.

I remember having to use my tongue to push the strands of clots out like a thick web. I can still recall the taste, smells and textures.

I'm guessing without the absorption of a tampon or pad you'd have the same principle at work with this guy's idea after several hours?

Liesl said...

SUPER sad that I can't go to the facebook page!

Fritz said...

Just another example of the principle that women prefer to piss and moan about problems, while men prefer to solve them.

Bob Boyd said...

"Have you ever woke up with your lips stuck together? It didn’t hurt and it was kinda fun."

At first I thought another Milo tape had emerged.

JAORE said...

Next on Shark Tank!

John Tuffnell said...

Man spreading bad idea.

Mansplaining too.

SukieTawdry said...

I've never awoken with my lips stuck together, but once when I was a kid, I woke up with Herpes Simplex Keratitis in both eyes and couldn't get my eyes open. You should have heard the howling.

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