September 9, 2016

Questions I wasn't asking.

"Why Are People Snorting Raw Chocolate at European Clubs?"

16 comments:

cubanbob said...

As to the why who knows why people do stupid things. The idea of snorting food for bacteria into one's nasal passages and lungs strikes me as rather stupid.

Paddy O said...

What do you see?

"I see a persoone making good money from pseudo-sophisticates"

Bob Ellison said...

Boom, Belgium. Kim and Kanye Kardashian should do a skit there.

traditionalguy said...

Snorting another part of the cocoa plant. Sounds like another designer drug.

The Cocoate of the people. Religion has died. That's about all they have left.

coupe said...

Dominique is a name which means "of the Lord".

I suspect it isn't his real name, as he wears wooden shoes.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

"Why Are People Snorting Raw Chocolate at European Clubs?"

Because chocolate boogers taste best.

walter said...

Absolutely tradguy,
= "The end is near." Thank God you're prepared.

I can picture this was started due to an error in translation..party host walking to kitchen cupboard shaking their head thinking "Ok..whatever floats yer boat"

mockturtle said...

Empty souls grasping at straws, literally. Watch for cocoa to fly off the shelves over here soon.

walter said...

Malcolm X wrote about snorting nutmeg in prison. Maybe nutmeg could potentiate the cocoa "high". Hey..maybe we can arrive at an alternative/helper to methadone ;)

rehajm said...

Sometimes my sister used to make me laugh and I would snarf chocolate malt up my nose. I failed to experience euphoria but it did alter my mood a bit. It certainly never made me look more intelligent.

Lucien said...

The Willie Sutton answer would be: "Because it's too much trouble to shoot the stuff up."

JaimeRoberto said...

I guess it won't be long until we read about teenagers butt chugging chocolate milk.

mikee said...

Don't let my chocoholic wife hear about this. I have enough trouble making sure the supply of Nestle's Tollhouse Semisweet Chips never runs out.

walter said...

mikee, introduce her to hershey's dark cocoa in yogurt...unless she's a lactose bigot...

HoodlumDoodlum said...

Related video clip.

buwaya said...

Boredom.