August 20, 2016

How will you celebrate...

... Bill Clinton's 70th birthday?

34 comments:

Meade said...

I'll leave a comment at NPR.

Humperdink said...

"As elder statesman and orator without equal.."

Oh please.

rehajm said...

Parsing every word of the XXII Amendment.

David Begley said...

A parade of young women wearing the identical same blue dress.

Curious George said...

Scissoring Huma.

What?

Oh, Bill Clinton!

Curious George said...

"rehajm said...
Parsing every word of the XXII Amendment."

/thread

Big Mike said...

By sending him a box of condoms, size small. (Hopefully they won't be too loose.)

EDH said...

Finish by masturbating into a bathroom sink.

James Pawlak said...

Reminding everyone of Article-III, Section-3 of the Constitution.

CWJ said...

Yardwork.

Freeman Hunt said...

This post appeared over an ad for Dodge Ram for me, so at first I thought it was a post about an incredibly inappropriate ad campaign.

Michael Owens said...

Same as I do every day, Pinky. Try not to cry as Hillary corrupts the world.

Sam L. said...

I'm thinking "Drinking To Forget".

Laslo Spatula said...

Cigar Joke FPO.

I am Laslo.

William said...

Did he outlive his era?.........His presidency was successful but the successes were things that Democrats are currently campaigning against. Plus the sexual excesses don't look better in hindsight. He's no longer Hillary's secret weapon. He's stored with the emails.

damikesc said...

I'll rape a woman and get his wife to defend me. I might tell her to put some ice on it.

pst314 said...

"America's first gentleman"
Really? I'm not going to bother following a link to such garbage.

Mr. D said...

Contemplate how Little Feat forecast the whole thing back in '73:

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said "Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight.
Come back Monday, come back Tuesday, and then I might"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes
Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die trying
Throw me a line, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
Runnin' down the street yelling at the top of his lungs
"All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun"
"All I want in this life and time is some hit and run"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Tom said...

Hemlock?

traditionalguy said...

Hillary should announce Sweet Old Bill's appointment as her Secretary of State, and that he is open for pre-business now so Saudi Donations can be made in advance.

rhhardin said...

Three virgins and seventy party girls.

Fernandinande said...

No.

cubanbob said...

To quote Titus I pinched a large loaf in celebration of Bill's birthday.

Ron Snyder said...

In sorrow that he is still alive.

rcocean said...

Smoke a cigar and wack off and spiz on a blue dress. Of course, I'll have to buy one, since I don't think my wife will appreciate me using one of hers.

Or I could get one from my the girl who works for me, she might agree and then keep it forever.

I'm also thinking of contacting a female reporter, and telling them I support Abortion rights, maybe she'll give me a blow job.

mockturtle said...

Not with a Bud Light. Just saw their commercial [during Olympic Games coverage] where it is declared, "Gender identity is a spectrum". Is that the narrative now? Are the millennials all accepting it?

Jake said...

Probably smoke a cigar.

Smilin' Jack said...

"How will you celebrate Bill Clinton's 70th birthday?"

Drink a toast to "One more down, one fewer to go."

walter said...

mockturtle said...
Not with a Bud Light. Just saw their commercial [during Olympic Games coverage] where it is declared, "Gender identity is a spectrum"
--
What? Did they bring back the frogs for this?

walter said...

Or maybe the "Wassup?!" guys with one now trans?

mockturtle said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJa3VN_8FAE

Achilles said...

Planning ahead for living in a country where the clintons killed the rule of law.

SukieTawdry said...

I'm celebrating a day late with a Humphrey Bogart marathon on TCM. He had a lovely wife.

mockturtle said...

Bogart was very sexy.