May 3, 2016

"Everyone kept coming up to me and asking if they could pop a few. It made me realize that I’ve tapped into something in America..."

"... a need to leech the zit snot out of our culture so we can rise to a new, blemish-free day. I will be recording a concept album about it, which will drop without warning in the next 36 hours or so."

20 comments:

EDH said...

"See if you can guess what I am now."

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

That's one hell of a butt she's got going there.

coupe said...

My grandma used to have plastic on her sofa.

"Does this plastic make my ass look big?"

Her eye's look like she got beat-up at the Dollar Store sale...

YoungHegelian said...

How can you wear a long latex dress gown like that without sweating like a pig underneath?

coupe said...

YoungHegelian said......sweating like a pig...

I learned in survival school that wearing multiple layers of clothes (like an Arabian) allows you to stay cool. The garments next to the body absorb the sweat, and the outer layers provide air circulation.

It's like built-in air conditioning, and you don't need to drink as much water.

So, she's like a big wet zit waiting to be squeezed...

rehajm said...

It's from the Di Niro and Price Spring collection.

YoungHegelian said...

@Coupe,

I learned in survival school that wearing multiple layers of clothes (like an Arabian) allows you to stay cool

Yeah, but did you top them off with a layer of latex? 'Cause, whatever "breathing" fabric may do, stops when it hits that layer of latex.

n.n said...

Latex McBubbles Dress. Beyonce can't breathe.

The Godfather said...

Why is she holding her purse in front of her crotch?

dbp said...

With a semi-translucent dress, it is fashion forward--or at least prudent to hold one's clutch in front of one's snatch.

Bob Boyd said...

Seems all the sweat and condensation would be running down the inside of that rubber dress. You'd leave a trail like a slug.

BillyBob said...

Kind of dildo colored, isn't it?
Once got a dildo as a gag gift. Kept it in my drawer with summer t-shirts, just in case I got an adventurous date.

Anyway, thing had what I guess is "latex smell" . Summer comes, my shirts vaguely retain the smell. I expect it will dissipate. Went to gym, and got more attention and smiles than ever before. Seems the ladies were familiar with the aroma..

David said...

"If you need to use your clutch as a cooch cover because your pus dress is semi-transparent, YOU NEED TO RETHINK WHAT YOU’RE DOING."

Our just reveal the cooch and don't worry about. I think her modesty was rather sweet.

coupe said...

There was a show on TV where this guy would go to garage sales with a big dildo, and then hold it up and say "How much for this?"

Usually an old lady would be selling the stuff, and the expressions were hilarious.

Sure, it's a sick humour, but - Oh hell - why not...

buwaya said...

She is not aging well.
She should also shoot her fashion adviser. It would be justifiable homicide.

Sic transit gloria mundi

The Gold Digger said...

There was a show on TV where this guy would go to garage sales with a big dildo, and then hold it up and say "How much for this?"

The sad thing is that if my husband had been thinking straight, he could have sold all of his parents' porn and - toys - after they died and maybe made some money.

It's just that nobody wants to hear about his parents using certain toys. Or read about it. Or figure out what to do about it.


Think about this stuff, people. Have a plan so that if you and your partner die at the same time, your kids don't have to see this stuff.

n.n said...

Beyonce intended to shock people with her form-fitting wardrobe. Instead, people laughed and poked fun at her bubble dress. She is not accustomed to being the butt of popular culture. The generational tides have passed her over. She will need to up the ante, or reflect on the perceptions of a new generation, if she hopes to be revered for her body.

buwaya said...

Grace Kelly had a form fitting wardrobe also.
It worked better, and she looked much better in it at 32 - or 45 - than Beyonce, even after having three kids.

BillyBob said...

The Gold Digger said... [hush]​[hide comment]

There was a show on TV where this guy would go to garage sales with a big dildo, and then hold it up and say "How much for this?"

The sad thing is that if my husband had been thinking straight, he could have sold all of his parents' porn and - toys - after they died and maybe made some money.

It's just that nobody wants to hear about his parents using certain toys. Or read about it. Or figure out what to do about it.


Think about this stuff, people. Have a plan so that if you and your partner die at the same time, your kids don't have to see this stuff.

So, how much was the dildo, and, what is your plan

kentuckyliz said...

Beyoncé should keep that dress and become a spokesperson for Colon Cancer Awareness. Wear it in October and tell everyone to get their colonoscopies.