March 14, 2014

Obama goes on the radio to defend himself against the charge that he wears "mom" jeans.

"I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans. The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans. There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that. I got whacked pretty good. Since that time, my jeans fit very well."

This was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, part of Obama's effort to reach young people and tell them to sign up for health insurance.

52 comments:

EMD said...

Even the President who was impeached and resigned on House of Cards makes Obama look like a lightweight.

RecChief said...

HOly Shit! Really?
What the hell?

He's talking about his jeans? Does he know what job he has?

What will be really funny is, when he is gone, we will find out that he was a ventriloquist dummy for Joe Biden, in the way leftists claimed George W. Bush was a dummy and Cheney was pulling the strings.

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Bob Boyd said...

Jeans make him look bossy.

Birkel said...

This is the POTUS talking about criticism of his clothes? And all the while the would-be emperor has none?

Good times. Good times.

Curious George said...

"here was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching,"

He threw one pitch. Like a fucking pussy.

The Crack Emcee said...

"My jeans fit very well."

He's starting to crack me up like Bush used to,...

I Have Misplaced My Pants said...

Ha ha--the best part is that I know without even listening to it that he said that without a trace of irony, without knowledge of 'here I am, the leader of the free world, talking about my fucking jeans like I'm running the cash register at the GAP; that's pretty funny actually.' No he really thinks that it's important to comment on his jeans, because he's a goddamn CHILD.

Robert G. said...

I will be remiss if this post didn't include an update with an embed of the Randy Normal Jeans video.

SteveR said...

@Curious George- right, if had thrown as well as the average Little Leaguer

Sharc said...

First post, EMD? Really?

AJ Lynch said...

Has Obama been laid off from his job as president and we just don't know it yet? Because he seems to have a lot of free time on his hands to blab with almost anyone.

mccullough said...

The guy was elected twice. He knows how to appeal to young people. He's got a good sense of humor, as did W. Hillary doesn't. The Repubs might want to find someone with a bit of personal appeal next time. Likeability goes a long way.

gk1 said...

On top of the "mom jeans" he threw the first pitch at the World Series like a limp wristed girl, throwing short and way off base. The "mom jeans" were icing on the cake.

David said...

Next.

A codpiece.

Just to be sure the jeans are manly.

mccullough said...

Gk1

It was the all-star game, not the World Series. But it was a weak toss.

Scott said...

"Young people" don't listen to the radio.

Scott said...

"Young people" don't listen to the radio.

Saint Croix said...

That is too funny.

Mom jeans! Mom jeans!

Of all the criticisms that strike a dagger in his heart, that keep him up at night, of all the criticisms that wound deeply and cause a pain in his soul, it's the Mom jeans accusation that has scarred him forever.

Now it will go in Wikipedia. It will be your epitaph. You will get exactly two sentences in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"First African-American President in the USA. Wears Mom jeans."

jacksonjay said...


I think it was Thriller Chrissy Matthews that said that the Democrats are the Mommy Party and the Republicans are the Daddy Party.

Pretty Much!

avwh said...

Gotta hand to the modern 2-term Dem Presidents. They really know how to serve in the office with dignity and decorum.

Slick Willie gets blowjobs from an intern, and Zero strikes back against critics of his Mom jeans.

Mom jeans. While Putin runs circles around him in Syria and the Ukraine, his signature domestic achievement is a total debacle from the get-go, his party may take a record loss this November, his budget is a joke, deficits more than doubled on his watch. And the most important thing he can do is talk about why he once wore Mom jeans? Really?

n.n said...

Libya happened. Syria was blocked. Ukraine is a vindictive act in progress. And Obama is concerned about his fashion appeal. What a guy. Does this mean that the tail finally fell off the dog?

jacksonjay said...


Monday will be the annual ESPN March Madness bracket telecast! Maybe they've got someones Mom lined-up for the #GetCovered plug!

Did you see J Lo's Mom shilling for ACA? J Lo is 45 years old!

He is one cool MoFo!

averagejoe said...

He's such a petulant weakling, really a mental midget. Bitch Obama.

Doc Holliday's Hat said...

What's not amazing is that he deflects an attack by being completely wrong about it. Mom jeans aren't "loose fitting jeans" they're high-waisted ones that awkwardly hold a person's behind.

Iapetus said...

We all know who really wears the pants in the Obama family and it isn't the one who gets to put his shoes up on the desk in the Oval Office.

MathMom said...

Sarah Palin got to him again. Putin wrestles bears, Obama wears Mom jeans.

Obama is a bossy, whiny little girl.

Martha said...

If he likes his mom jeans he can keep his mom jeans.

He even wears mom jeans better than Michelle does.
He does everything better than anyone else.

St. George said...

China is watching.

drywilly said...

The pitch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndAsypOhrU4

chrisnavin.com said...

Mr Peesident sir, our research shows if you push hard in the 18-26 yr old social media space-Jimmy Fallon, Funny Or Die we still might get this enormous piece of shit signature legislation somewhere.

'Lets do this'

Titus said...

You guys have Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Step back, take a deep breath, let it go, and move on.

Your obsessed with hating the man=not good.

Think about nice bouncy tits that are cumming to suck your old /limp\ white dick that is unable to shoot a load.

Eve'sBlog said...

hey dude- heard the pres on seacrest's show. He's da coolest. sign me up for Obamacare toot sweet.

Mark said...

Good lord, I agree with Titus.

Please, white republicans .... Keep mocking the black president. Don't forget, we all remember you grew up pre Civil Rights and wonder if those nasty things your parents socially accepted are coming out in your advancing age.

jacksonjay said...

OMG, here we go!

William said...

Obama wears a suit well. Brooks got a little too enthusiastic about that crease stuff, but Obama does look good in business clothes. In sports clothes, however, Obama looks supremely dorky. Someone should warn him about wearing shorts while golfing. There are much cooler bike helmets. What other info are they keeping from him?

President-Mom-Jeans said...

Mark, you are a straight up racist for saying that a President cannot be mocked for the color of his skin. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Apparently the mockery has gotten under Obama's skin. He should be sensitive, since he throws a baseball like a preteen girl and is married to a transvestite.

Governance by affirmative action turns out to not be a good way to govern a country, thanks Althouse.

MathMom said...

As they say, it's not the color of his skin that is the problem, it is the thinness of his skin.

He is the one who took Palin's pitbull/hockey-mom-lipstick joke and turned it into "lipstick on a pig", so he should just sit down in those mom jeans and take it.

Brando said...

I don't mind a president showing a sense of humor from time to time--it's actually a nice contrast to the tiring loftiness that the job sometimes demands.

Though there's no defending those jeans. Own it, man.

EDH said...

Did Obama insert a pathetic "meant to do that" in his explanation?

There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans, mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that.

Yes, he did!

Seeing Red said...

At least he's not talking about boxers or briefs.

I Have Misplaced My Pants said...

See I like for a president to have a sense of humor too. Only thing is, this guy doesn't. He grimly tries to fake it, but he doesn't. Having a sense of humor means being capable of self-deprecation, which Sensitivo McSensitive seems to be lacking.

Having dignity and maturity as the president of the United States means ignoring shit like people making fun of you for your jeans. It should be beneath your notice.

Mary Beth said...

Doc Holliday's Hat said...

What's not amazing is that he deflects an attack by being completely wrong about it. Mom jeans aren't "loose fitting jeans" they're high-waisted ones that awkwardly hold a person's behind.

3/15/14, 2:22 AM


Poor pocket placement.

gk1 said...
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gk1 said...

Its telling how thin skinned the libs are when it's their guy getting slammed. They can't handle a fraction of the shit Bush got 24/7. Who would have guessed they are as thin skinned as their prez? Guys, you haven't seen nothin' yet!

damikesc said...

Please, white republicans .... Keep mocking the black president.

So...blacks can't handle mockery? Nice bigotry there.

If a black man cannot be criticized or mocked, then perhaps they shouldn't be in a position of leadership.

I don't think they cannot handle it, but clearly, you do.

Don't forget, we all remember you grew up pre Civil Rights and wonder if those nasty things your parents socially accepted are coming out in your advancing age.

Funny, it was Republicans who were fighting the segregationist Dems the entire time.

damikesc said...

Your obsessed with hating the man=not good.

Ironically, hating Bush worked out brilliantly for the Dems.

Hating Obama should be frowned upon...why?

I can't stand the little Nero.

jacksonjay said...

Celebrity Moms, Lebron, Mom Jeans and Two Ferns has driven President Pen and Phone down to 39% in the Gallup three day! Gallup must be excluding the Millennials!

mtrobertsattorney said...

History will record that a mere 120 lb woman, raised in the wilds of Alaska, single handedly took down a President of the United States.

This is the stuff of a myth that will rival that of Joan of Arc.

mtrobertsattorney said...

History will record that a mere 120 lb woman, raised in the wilds of Alaska, single handedly took down a President of the United States.

This is the stuff of a myth that will rival that of Joan of Arc.

MathMom said...

I was on a plane with Sarah Palin - she walked past me while I was in line. She might weigh 100 lbs. She is unbelievably tiny.

Mark said...

Damikesc, nice attempt trying to put words in my mouth.

You can talk about how the Republicans were on the right side at that point, but that doesn't explain the next 45 years when they ran the other direction.

As stated, anyone younger than the boomers has a very clear impression what side the right is on currently. The current crop of Republican politicians is not the same group as then, and to be honest all the politicians then would not come off as bastions of enlightened today.

Please, rest on your gone and dead laurels and tell us about how great the party was 50 years ago, while they sat at segregated lunch counters.