February 14, 2014

"20 Things People Supposedly Like More Than Sex."

Supposedly!

28 comments:

sinz52 said...

"A woman is only a woman,
But a good cigar is a smoke."

John said...

What? "Daily Blogging" didn't make the list?

Ann Althouse said...

Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex.

The Crack Emcee said...

I can think of lots of things I'd rather be doing than sex. The entire enterprise has become comical, actually. Women especially, "Oh God! Oh God!"

Shut-the-fuck-up.

How many lives are destroyed because most of you don't have the power to control yourselves?

And the truth is, most whites are AWFUL at it. You fuck like you dance - stiff and without feeling.

How many women just lay there? How many men just know how to thrust? You're pathetic.

"Supposedly"?

No, honestly, for sure,...

William said...

Blow jobs in the Oval Office.

David said...

Ann Althouse said...
Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex.


There's an old joke with the punchline "tonight's the night."

David said...

Damn, Crack. I had no idea I was so inadequate.

I think I may start trying to pass for black.

Don't think it's going to work very well though.

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Sailing.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

The Crack Emcee said...

How many women just lay there?

None of the ones who have been with me.

Maybe it's just you?

FullMoon said...

How many men just know how to thrust?
Well, I;ll be a son of a bitch, Crack, I didn;t know you swing that way. (not that there's anything wrong with it.)

Rusty said...

If it's with anyone other than the woman who lives in my house then that's what I'd rather be doing. Bacon, chocolate, and pizza should be 2,3, and 4.

"And the truth is, most whites are AWFUL at it."

I just found out what you do with your free time.

John said...

"Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex."

Well played. There are advantages to working at home...

Rusty said...

"Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex."

We both like to watch, "Sherlock"

madAsHell said...

You fuck like you dance - stiff and without feeling.

From porno to pharmaceuticals, there's a lot of money in stiff.

Unknown said...

Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex.

My eyes hurt.

Rusty said...

Unknown said...
"Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex.

My eyes hurt."


You're doing it wrong.

Fritz said...

"Ann Althouse said...
Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex."

I clearly have something to learn in the way of multi-tasking, but there is enough time in the day for both.

The Crack Emcee said...

Ignorance is Bliss said...
The Crack Emcee said...

How many women just lay there?

None of the ones who have been with me.

Maybe it's just you?


Nope - been with too many for that to be the case. You don't sound like you've been around too much. Or did I also write all those articles about white women who can't cum?

Like I said, pathetic - including your defenses.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

The Crack Emcee said...

You don't sound like you've been around too much.

I haven't been around too much. I've been around just the right amount.

You sound like you've been around too much. Maybe, in the future, you should make different choices.

Ron Ford said...
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Beorn said...

Like blogging, some of the things on that list can be done while having sex.

How exactly can you...?

No, never mind.

The Godfather said...

Suppose that at a particular moment I would rather have a cup of tea than have sex (this is what they call in law school a hypothetical). That doesn't mean that generally I "like a cup of tea more than I like sex".

The real question is: If you had to give up, for the rest of your life, sex or one of the things on that list, which would you choose? OK, next question: If you had to give up, for the rest of your life, sex or one of the remaining things on that list, which would you choose?

Etc.

Let me know when you're done.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

The Godfather-

Your test doesn't work. I'd have to give up sex before giving up sleep or food in general.

But I certainly like sex better than either of those.

Renee said...

Sex is weird and gross. If it wasn't pleasurable no one would pursue it.

Many of those items on the list were easier to obtain.

The Godfather said...

@Ignorance Is Bliss: Notwithstanding your nom de blog, you hit the nail on the head. You would give up every item on the list -- other than life -- before you would give up sex. Me, too: Even pizza.

Robert Cook said...

"Sex is weird and gross. If it wasn't pleasurable no one would pursue it."

???!!!

What is weird and gross about sex?

Do you really think people are drawn to sex for the pleasure it affords them even as they consider what they're engaged in "weird and gross?"

It can be awkward and disappointing, and probably is at least some time(s) for most of us--unless one is of the elect who always perform like porn stars, (and who have partners similarly impassioned and skilled)--but not, for most, "weird and gross."

Ignorance is Bliss said...

If it's not weird and gross, you're not doing it right.

Renee said...

Exactly, Ignorance is Bliss.

Sex is totally awkward. Women make men wear a condom NOT for birth control or STDS, but for men to keep the mess.