January 30, 2014

"Today, Vanity Fair ran an article with the headline 'Jennifer Lawrence Damaged Some Of Her American Hustle Costumes With Dorito Dust'..."

"... and it made the world stop, think, and ponder whether Jennifer Lawrence is either A) some sort of Weird Science-esque experiment designed to be an intensely relatable starlet, B) a figment of our collective imaginations, or C) I don't have a third for this list I just love her."

20 comments:

Scott said...

"Dorito Dust" is some kind of new street drug no doubt.

Joe said...

But were they Cheese or Cool Ranch flavored Doritos? (Cool Ranch rock.)

Skeptical Voter said...

The young lady is just that--a young and very talented person.

She hasn't lost her baby fat--or her taste for Doritos.

Bob Boyd said...

A guy goes to the doctor complaining his penis has taken on an unusual coloration, bright orange.
The doctor asks him if he has been doing anything out of the ordinary.
The guy says, "Nope. Since I got laid off, I mostly sit home watching porn and eating Cheetos.

EDH said...

Most of "American Hustle" was filmed locally in the Boston area.

If I only knew...

"Do you have a vacancy for a Dorito Dust licker?"

Clyde said...

That GIF is pure awesomeness. As Bob Seger sang, "They love to watch her strut."

Tank said...

Distracting clip, no?

mccullough said...

Great advertisement for Doritos.

Lucien said...

Would anybody even mention it if she'd just spilled some mustard on a dress?

Mary Beth said...

Is this the new version of product placement?

SteveR said...

All righty then

madAsHell said...

Dorito Dust!?!

Of all the things to notice about that dress, you find Dorito Dust??

oh....the Vanity Fair article is written by a woman.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Letch all you want. We'll make more.

Michael in ArchDen said...

Joe, the movie is set in the 1970s, so my guess would be that she used original taco flavor. Ms. Lawrence is known as a stickler for accuracy!

Mark said...

Is this the new version of product placement?

Lucky product.

Julie C said...

She's refreshing because she isn't afraid to eat. Most actresses these days look skeletal. She's got a healthy body. And healthy isn't a euphemism for fat, either.

FleetUSA said...

boring

The Godfather said...

Thanks, Althouse, for the link to the clip. I walked out of the movie before seeing much of Jennifer.

Bye, now, I'm going to go look at the clip for awhile.

Kelly said...

She's the media darling now, but it won't be long until they find out she eats puppies for breakfast and didn't send her Grandma a Christmas card.

Unknown said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aZ7Ut7gER0