September 17, 2013

"She has a bong in the shape of a penis."

"It was a birthday present, and is one of a few clues to her interior decor; the others being that she keeps fish and cockroaches ("Why u do not [sic] have any pet at home?")...."

#4 on a list of 10 things learned about Madonna via her "Ask Me Anything" stint on Reddit.

9 comments:

FWBuff said...

I've been through 'Hey, lady, aren't you whozit? Wow, what a looker you were!'

Or better yet, 'Sorry, I thought you were whozit. Whatever happened to her?'

-- "I'm Still Here", Follies, Sondheim

Lem said...

I thought her answer to what soundtrack she was listening to was bogus.

William said...

She has managed to find fresh, new ways to annoy three generations of Americans. You can say the same thing about Jane Fonda, but Madonna achieved this without being overtly political. The woman is a genius.

ajs said...

Sadly, it seems she made up most of those answers. I know it's a pointless request, but I wish that celebrities who bothered to do this sort of thing would take it seriously! Would be so much more interesting that way.

cubanbob said...

TMI. She should learn to STFU. A little mystery is best. Disclosing that you are a cross between boring and weird isn't helpful.

LarsPorsena said...

Are batteries included with that 'bong'?

EDH said...

No dildos?

Sam L. said...

Well, there's a surprise.

Smilin' Jack said...

""She has a bong in the shape of a penis.""

Sean Penn must have left it behind.