Man, this gets my "Big Government sounds like a creepy stalker" tag:
He just emailed me yesterday. Back off, Government Man!
And don't make me the bogus subject of your communication. This is not about me, but you think I'm so doggedly self-interested that I get jazzed up by email purporting to be about me?
"If you've been watching what's been happening here in Washington over the past couple of weeks..."
Well, I haven't. I've been averting my eyes.
"... and you still think you need more reasons to support Democrats over Republicans, I'm not sure what to tell you."
Yesterday's email was about how Biden "can't understand" what Republicans are doing, and today's email is about how Biden doesn't know what to say to anyone who doesn't already agree with him.
I must be on the Democratic Party's special email list of Perpetually Puzzled People, and somehow it's been decided that the best name to slap on the "From" line in email to the PPP is Joe Biden.