June 28, 2013

"It's like watching someone have sex with your wife's desk."

Said Jon Stewart about watching John Oliver guest-host on "The Daily Show."

14 comments:

Mitchell the Bat said...

I don't get it.

Mark said...

It is Jon, not John.

Bob_R said...

You liked that line? I thought it was the worst of the interview. Mitchell is just being polite - pretending that it made some sense.

SteveR said...
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Leland said...

#loveislove

madAsHell said...

...and you can now marry your wife's desk!!

Bob_R said...

madAsHell - You should write for them.

Marshal said...

Was it intentional the title's last word showed on the second line (to give a different first reaction)? Or is that just my browser?

rhhardin said...

The line seems to trade on a constellation of meaning from the word marriage.

traditionalguy said...

Same desk marriage? Seriously, Oliver is very funny. He may run off with Stewart's desk.

Mitchell the Bat said...

On a somewhat related note, having just used the internet to brush up on current events, I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell everyone here at Althouse that I would very much like to partake of a massive quantity of recreational drugs with James Woods' 20-year-old girlfriend and then bang her, and bang her, and bang her, until the cows come home, and then do it all over again, as soon as humanly possible.

madAsHell said...

Sadly, I don't find Stewart that funny.

Humperdink said...

His humor is so predictable. Just not humorous.

Pastafarian said...

Actually, every episode of The Daily Show is just like watching someone have sex with your wife's desk: Revulsion, embarrassment, mildly amusing moments ruined by the guy's facial contortions.

There's a little more nauseatingly cloy grin and unbearable mugging in the Daily Show, and a little more pubic hairs caught in staplers in the desk ass-cracking show.