April 25, 2013

"Suzy [Favor Hamilton] had 'a very hard time turning 40.'"

"And for someone who used to draw all this attention,' and suddenly doesn’t get it as often, wouldn’t it be exciting, she says, to 'hear someone saying you are worth $600 per hour?'"

Elle Magazine quotes a friend of the disgraced Olympian in an overlong article summarized here.

($600 per hour sounded like a big compliment to SFH? Seems like the threshold for feeling like a compliment should have been more like $2,000.)

36 comments:

Mitchell the Bat said...

I wonder if a prostitute hour is like a psychotherapist hour, only 50 minutes.

I'm afraid our time is almost up.

Mitchell the Bat said...

Contrariwise, a baker's dozen is thirteen.

Kind of makes you wonder what's going on.

Nichevo said...

" $600 per hour sounded like a big compliment to SFH? Seems like the threshold for feeling like a compliment should have been more like $2,000.)"

Why? How much did you get?

traditionalguy said...

The article paints a picture of Favor Hamilton as always competing for Daddy's favor and the trophies that prove it. So she sees the call girl money as her duly won trophy awarded to her from a new Daddy substitute each time.

Ok. That makes sense. Lawyers see the world that way too.

Meade said...

"Why? How much did you get?"

SFH........... $600/hr.
SFH+..........$2000

Althouse..... priceless.

AllenS said...

You'd want to have shoes that slip off instead of ones that are tied. No belt. Knit shirt with no buttons to undo. At $600 per hour, you want to be able to get busy right away.

FleetUSA said...

Why the "overlong" article? Simple: sex sells, they needed filler, and maybe, just maybe, Elle doesn't mind subtly encouraging women who are a bit short of $$ to try the profession.

rhhardin said...

It's $2000 if she doesn't tell you about her dream.

whoresoftheinternet said...

lol. Masculinized female gonna skank around and feminazis will cheer or forgive her. Limp-dicked feminazied husband gonna let her.

Maybe those arabs got a point when they stone the sluts.

Enjoy the decline, eejits!

DADvocate said...

40s a lot of tricks to turn. Did she do it in one night?

EMD said...

shirt with no buttons to undo

That's what teeth are for.

mccullough said...

Is she available through the Althouse portal?

AllenS said...

EMD, that's what I would be wearing.

edutcher said...

If they want me to feel sorry for somebody, they'd better start with some of those people at the Marathon who had their legs blown off.

Nichevo said...

Well, whores, she hasn't told us her price yet.

Xmas said...

600 per hour is fairly high. 2000 is the price point of pornstar and/or very unique services/experiences territory, like Gianna Michaels or Hayden Panettiere.

The cute 20-year-olds that whores mentions are actually in the 200 to 300 dollar range and usually have nothing going for them except they're 20.

EMD said...

EMD, that's what I would be wearing.

Oh, gotcha. I thought that might make her a less sexy whore.

EMD said...

Hayden Panettiere.

You're into midgets?

carrie said...

I just read the summary, but it is sad that it does not discuss Suzy's bipolar disorder--I think bipolar disorder explains everything Suzy did.

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Mitchell the Bat said...

I wonder how much I'd have to pay Ms. Hamilton to run on a treadmill with my dick in her ass.

William said...

I think she'd get even more money if she advertised under her own name and listed her accomplishments. I think a lot of johns would be willing to pay extra for a celebrity and then pay an extra premium for a celebrity with an Olympic class body. With the right management and promotion she could easily be in the grand an hour class. You hate to see people throwing away their lives like this.

Mitchell the Bat said...

For an extra $50 I'll bet you could do her doggy-style in starting blocks.

On your mark.

Get set.

Go!

Bruce Hayden said...

In short, world class athlete no longer getting the approval she craved through her sports performance started working as a prostitute to regain that missing approval, and make a bit of money on the side.

tiger said...

'Mitchell the Bat said...
For an extra $50 I'll bet you could do her doggy-style in starting blocks.

On your mark.

Get set.

Go!'

1) You're a pig with no sense of appropriate public discourse - and yeah I'm serious
and
2) That was a pretty farking funny comment.

Howard said...

Whores:
Maybe those arabs got a point when they stone the sluts.
Their point is to leave no doubt that they, like you, are feminized cowards propping up your testosterone-free Macho-Man ego by inflicting violence on anyone who cannot fight back.

Howard said...

Bruce:

Please tell us about your personal experience being a world class anything at a young age and they losing all of that in your 30's. How did you respond to that great fall?

AllenS said...

She can run pretty darn fast, that's for sure, but for $600 you can catch her very easily.

ndspinelli said...

AllenS, LOL! Some attorneys get $600/hr. But they fuck you.

traditionalguy said...

Distance running requires tremendous dedication that requires keeping youe eye on the prize. This athlete needed a new prize to motivate her.

It is a lot like a good lawyer. Send money and contingent fee kicker and see how well we do it.

Baron Zemo said...

Who would want to bang this bag of bones anyway?

Jeez.

Darrell said...

The proper outlet is Dancing With The Stars. Suzy should have known that.

veni vidi vici said...

So she's a gal who likes to fuck. Happens also to be an Olympian; SFW.

Who's this hurting, exactly, except her husband if she's got one (and really, can he be ignorant of an endeavor such as this?)?

johnny boy said...

a whole hour sounds like a lot of pressure...how much for 15 minutes?

johnny boy said...

a whole hour sounds like a lot of pressure...how much for 15 minutes?

Tom said...

How much do you think pictures of her and my wife together are worth