... that married my old man.
ADDED: Just noticing I got the lyrics wrong. Based on Meade singing it in response to the linked story. I should have written: that married dear old dad. In case you don't get the allusion. (Skip ahead to 1:18 if you lack patience for this kind of old-timey nonsense.)
AND: If the girl that married dear old dad was Ozzie's Harriet, you'd sing it like this: