March 24, 2013

"Her head was twice the size of a grizzly bear's – it was huge. She took my whole head and camera in her mouth..."

"... and did these threat displays. And then the most incredible thing happened – she went off and got me a penguin and came back and tried to feed it to me."

11 comments:

Mitchell the Bat said...

"Peng-gu-inz iz pract-i-cally chick-inz."

edutcher said...

Those ones in Team Six are the roughest of the bunch.

What the Hell did he think those teeth were for?

Sam L. said...

First thought: Terrifying nightmare.

Oso Negro said...

He is mighty lucky that she concluded that he was an incompetent junior seal.

Rusty said...

This usually does not end well.
Annoying top tier predators in their own backyard is foolish.
They're not cute or interesting when they're swimming away with your arm.

sydney said...

That seal kind of reminds me of your dog photos.

Dante said...

Reminds me of a cat. The seal is showing genuine affection by providing a present in the form of a penguin.

Darrell said...

Penguin?
It should have been a purple p-e-n-Q-u-i-n instead.

Rusty said...

. The seal is showing genuine affection by providing a present in the form of a penguin.

3/24/13, 10:59 AM

No its not. Its trying to feed a member of it species that it thinks is mentally deficient. When it finds out the photographer isn't another seal it'll bite his head off.

Lem said...

This is the reaction we should have when we are visited... by aliens.

66 said...

Why is today's Gatsby sentence three sentences long? Seems like cheating.