February 4, 2013

"So Clinton basically was eulogizing Koch by saying, 'Hey, he supported my agenda, and that's why I'm here.'"

"And he wasn't through.  Somehow Clinton worked Viagra into the routine."
CLINTON: He said, "You know, we've gotta do something to convince these young people to quit smoking, and there's just been a new study saying that it impacts virility."  And he said, "You know, this Viagra is a big deal."  This letter is hilarious.  He said, "Now, politicians don't like to talk about this, especially among young people, but young people are way more sophisticated than older people and they get this, and it doesn't work to tell people they're gonna get cancer or respiratory diseases, go after the virility argument."

14 comments:

bagoh20 said...

He was also saying that putting sex above all else is "sophisticated". Now isn't that convenient reasoning?

bpm4532 said...

Oh my god. His body is still warm and they're trying to claim him as a key supporter.

Paul said...

Dollar Bill Clinton has no class.

But then he humped an intern, lied to the American public right on TV, and well just has always acted like Arkansas trash.

And his ex-Sectary of State, the 'cattle futures' queen, just stands there, like she did watching our people die in Benghazi.

Yea zero class.

edutcher said...

Willie's already running for that third term.

betamax3000 said...

"So Clinton basically was eulogizing Koch by saying, 'Hey, he supported my agenda, and that's why I'm here.'
"And he wasn't through. I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife."

Everything is Gatsby Day.

ricpic said...

Stunning to me that Americans in their millions don't see what knaves and grifters Obama and the Clintons are, but they don't and so the worst will happen. In a former age these three would have immediately been spotted as the lowest form of carny con artists. There's no other explanation but that millions now live in fantasyland. What a crash we're all heading for.

Sam L. said...

Bill be crude, but smiley.

Methadras said...

Eulogized payback. Go Clinton.

EDH said...

Confused, Clinton thought he was asked to eulogize Mayor Crotch.

McTriumph said...

He was just using code to communicate to the women in the audience, " No problem ladies, Bill has fuck pills".

chrisnavin.com said...

Once, at my aunt's funeral in Boston, a local politician lady came up to pay her respects.

They had worked on school bussing together some years before, and she soon started talking about school bussing in detail, how important it was to keep up the fight, and the current legislation she was working on.

I then noticed she had her Keds on with her suit, maybe it was lunchtime, maybe she just ran over.

Thanks, local politician lady.

chrisnavin.com said...

That should read 'busing'

ampersand said...

If Monica dies of second hand cancer of the twat we'll know who to blame.

Amartel said...

I do love to drive around San Francisco listening to Rush. This was a good one: The Clintons as "Funeral Crashers". People invite them to speak at the funerals of liberal figureheads and they turn it into a festival of self-serving references and inappropriate anecdotes. In one case getting far into the speech before remembering to mention, "there's a woman in this coffin." No! Really?

This is what happens when you follow leaders instead of the rule of law. You get egomaniacs who will not get off the fucking stage already. (See also, RonPaul.)