February 27, 2013

Oh, no! They lost the Italian Sausage!

"The Journal Sentinel says that someone wearing the [Milwaukee Brewers] sausage costume went 'barhopping in Cedarburg' after someone stole it from the Cedarburg Winter Festival."



ADDED: His name is Guido.

23 comments:

Chip S. said...

Is this a hide-the-salami joke?

Rae said...

I find it amazing in this ever more politically correct age, that a team can have Guido the Italian Sausage as a mascot.

Chip S. said...

His name is Guido.

I'd get a search warrant for Snooki's house.

Paddy O said...

Someone know the history of the name? Seems like Brewers would be German, not Italian.

Ann Althouse said...

@Paddy Click the link on "Guido" for details on the whole set of racing sausages. There's also a brat for hte Germans.

There's a separate mascot, a brewer, for the home team.

So... you have your beer and then there's an array of sausages.

But the Italian ran off.

ndspinelli said...

I would look where there are some fried red peppers.

Methadras said...

That is so bigoted and racist against the WOP's and Dago's. These people have no shame. Return the costume so the ethnics can feel they are wanted in Cracka world again. Oh, the huge manitee!!!

AJ Lynch said...

Speaking of which, what ever happended to Crack Emcee? Sincem Romney lost months ago, I figured Crack would have come out from under the bed by now.

Rob said...

With thanks to "The French Connection," did Guido play hide the sausage with somebody's old lady?

traditionalguy said...

This may be a mafia hit. The Sicilians are jealous of the Italians getting the credit.

After all who used a baseball bat the most effectively...Al Capone did.

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Shouting Thomas said...

No fried chicken wing mascot for the blacks?

You could call him "Rufus!"

AllenS said...

Some years ago, they had one for the Mexicans. It was a taco, but they gave up on the idea, because from left field it looked like a big cunt.

madAsHell said...

How many bars can you hop in Cedarburg?

How do you drink a beer wearing that outfit?? Although, I do understand that alcohol enemas are all the rage.

Baron Zemo said...

In light of AllenS insight I would look for the Italian sausage in the fish taco.

edutcher said...

Was its wife's name Lorena?

EMD said...

because from left field it looked like a big cunt.

No, that was just Geoff Jenkins.

Clyde said...

Ikea pulled the sausage because of rumors of horse meat.

Baron Zemo said...

Did you look in Ryan Braun's butt?

Supposedly a lot of sausages end up there. Just sayn'

Marcus Carman said...

another victim of the sequester monster!

Paddy O said...

Ah, sausages of all kinds are represented in the racing. That's quite a sausage fest.

"I'm a super big fan, and I like to give them big squeezes all the time," Jennifer Connor, owner of the mustard company, said.


This is not the first incident involving the Italian sausage, as it seems a player once assaulted the Italian sausage with his bat, was arrested, fined and suspended.

The annals of sausage dashes are filled with surprising odd bits and pieces!

Bud Norton said...

This was a hate crime.

Bud Norton said...

This was a hate crime.

Rusty said...

" Barhopping in Cedarburg."

Something they'll, no doubt, be talking about for years.