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It's east of Schmenknakistan. Across the turbulent waters of the mighty Yakzoo.
I'll guess that today's theme has been brought to us by the letter "K".
The theme?Asses and the men who are them.
See if you can guess the theme!Self-congratulatory 1%'rs? Ketchup?
It's where the lucky hat he got in Cambodia was made.
Boobs, of course. Kerry's a boob in a non-mammary sense.
Kerry might not be naked before us, but he's not wearing a tie.
Oops! Wrong body part.
Just remember, GWB was the dummy.
The theme may be the pretense of honorable men being done by intellectual dwarfs.
I think he means Durka-Durkastan.
guess the theme!People exposing themselves in public?
John Kerry fits perfectly in the Obama administration.
Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.Kyrzakhstan.... and Jenn Jiss Kahn.
Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.I eagerly await a Daily Show skewering.
Kyrzakhstan. That's north of Pockeestan.
Leftist are intellectuals.Kerry's service records are stored in secure vaults in Kyrzakhstan. Abandoned salt mines, they are, at constant temperatures and humidity.
It is heartening to know the best and brightest are leading the nation.
Seems like I read last week a US drone strike killed an entire family of unicorns in Kyrzakhstan. On the other hand, they also got Al Qaeda's number two in the region....so there's that.
IMO leftists are not intellectuals. That is a pretense.Leftists are followers of bad teachers who were somehow elevated to an aristocracy in our Colleges for inventing ideas that attack middle class, God fearing American citizens who dare to think for themselves and own property without permission from the aristocracy or Mayor Bloomberg.
I'll bet the Russkies will take even longer to answer his phone calls now.EMD said...Kerry might not be naked before us, but he's not wearing a tie.I do believe we have a winner.Ann Althouse said...Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.Kyrzakhstan.... and Jenn Jiss Kahn.Poor? The creep deserves everything he gets.Purple Owies, the bunny suit, his seared memory, for it before he was against it, and, dear to all Wisconsinites (?), Lambert Field.
Isn't he fully cognizant that the Obama administration doesn't say Burma, that they say Myanmar now? All of those reasons why we stuck to "Burma, also known as Myanmar" disappeared after the 2008 election.
In that clip, Kerry seems to be having some speech difficulty... as if he has bad-fitting dentures or something.Obama should have picked someone sharper and crisper (and I don't necessarily mean younger... except to the extent that I kind of do).
I wonder if the women in Freedonia have big boobs.
Halp Us Jon Carry We R Stuk Hear In Irak Cant Find Kyrzakstan!
That's what you get when you select for political points and protecting your constituency rather than an outsider with keen international knowledge, e.g. Dulles, Powell, Condi Rice, Baker, etc.
To be fair to Lurch, the various 'stans are difficult to keep track of and not garble.
Kerry is another Biden. Has-been who gets fancy office. Notice Hillary got the same office to.Zero + zero = zero.
"...they fight corruption in Nigeria..."John Kerry is fa-a-abulist.
Astro said...I wonder if the women in Freedonia have big boobs.Only when they drop an 'e'.Ann Althouse said...Poor Kerry will never hear the end of Kyrzakhstan.Kyrzakhstan.... and Jenn Jiss Kahn.You mean he did porn?Now that I think of it, he does look like the guy Jenna Jameson did in "Juno Jerks Julius".
"the blog has a theme today" I'll take empty suits for 600 , Alex.
Today's theme: Boobs to the right of me, boobs to the left of me, boobs all around me.
The old sports comic "Tank McNamara" has long featured the made-up nation of Carjackistan as the generic name for one of the -stan countries. Perhaps Kerry got confused between the comic and the real world.
Remember how the Lefties screamed when Dubya talked about the "East Timoreans"?
"Cognizant" "Kyrzakhstan" "Kyrgyzstan" "Kazakhstan": That's a lot of K's and G's and Z's and N's and T's for poor Kerry's brain and tongue to process!
Dude ain't that bright.
. .only when they drop an e...But how's the duck soup there?
Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, not including muslims, we are very sorry that we have a SoS that is from Schmuckistan.
Isn't that the country Borat is from?
Kerry is such a buffoon. At least Slow Joe has the excuse of having had a stroke.
I understand that Kerry has the memory seared--seared!--into his memory of the terrible Easter that he spent fighting in Asscrackistan. That is where he got his magic codpiece.
Lurch knows the difference between staaaaaahboard and port on his $8 million sailboat. Give him that much credit.
"Kyrzakhstan is not stupid country!""Kyrzakhstan is stupid not-country!"Pick one.
I hope the next Republican President offers Kerry an ambassadorship there.
If you filter Kyrgyzstan or Kazakhstan through an improper Boston accent, anything can happen.Because while John Kerry comes in part from an old Boston family, he was born in Colorado, spent too much of his youth in Brittany France, and is now married to a Portugese-Mozambican immigrant.It's amazing when anything he says is at all intelligible. Words with Rs, forget it.
In that clip, Kerry seems to be having some speech difficulty... as if he has bad-fitting dentures or something.Huh. Ann, it seems that you have discovered the awful secret behind British accents.
@Paul might be on to something. Maybe Obama put Kerry in there to diminish the office and his predecessor, Hillary.Theme? All that strikes me is "theater of the absurd."
US Out of Asskrakystan Now!
Send him to Wales to try some of the place names there.
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