February 2, 2013

"I feel like the taser and the camera are the two most effective tools that I have. Do what you're supposed to do or you get what's coming to you."

Mall cop becomes YouTube sensation.

20 comments:

bagoh20 said...

That guy is sportin' a pair, but I fear for his safety.

Amartel said...

Well, if he's too authoritarian for the mall, the TSA will take him.

Julius Reincarnate said...

TSA! TSA! TSA! YE-AH... TSA!

edutcher said...

Imagine if he'd been white.

madAsHell said...

Makers and takers.

This is what welfare buys us.

wyo sis said...

It makes me despair for the future. I sometimes want a mental cattle prod to be able to give people a little buzz when they need it. If I had one I'd never be able to go to Atlanta.

kentuckyliz said...

She clearly shoved him first and came back for more.

Also, my tomcat just ripped the z key off my keyboard on my new laptop. That little bitch. I am steaming mad. Maybe you don't use that letter a lot, but I do because of my name.

I have to go dropkick a cat. BRB

ironrailsironweights said...

Coward. He should have used his muscle power to wrestle the woman to the ground.

Peter

TML said...

Saw this video last week. I cheered when that idiot "mother" got laid out. Not like she didn't get enough warning. Good for this guy. Someone's gotta stand up and tell idiots like this they're way out of line. It's painful to watch that kind of behavior.

YoungHegelian said...
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YoungHegelian said...

kentuckyliz,

Yes, my wife, too, found out the hard way that when one picks a cat straight up from a keyboard the cat instinctively grabs whats under her feet with her claws.

We now always push the cat sideways off the keyboard and then pick him up or just continue pushing until he has to jump down.

It may be possible to pop the key right back. Did any little plastic "thingies" break when it popped out?

kentuckyliz said...

Liz...oh hey, I just fixed it. I thought I saw little black dots flying away along with the key cover...but I just saw that it had little snappy hinges and I snapped it back into place. Didn't have it lined up right the first time, but turned it and it worked.

Consider the cat unkicked.

southcentralpa said...

Mall ninjas! http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Good, clean fun for a Saturday night!

Basta! said...

That must be the extra-extra-lite version of a taser, because the woman popped right back up after being laid out. A standard taser shorts out the connection between your brain and your muscles, causing involuntary spasms that keep you out-of-action for at least 30 seconds.

I saw this yesterday, and what jumped out at me was the insult the 2-to-5 year old kids kept screaming at the guard: "You GAY! You GAY!"

Cracks in the rainbow coalition?

Pogo said...

Feral adults.

Derbyshire was right.

EDH said...

I'll bet she nets more income and benefits than he does, without a job.

In the words of Obama: "Fairness."

CatherineM said...

Her kids are screaming at the guard, "You gay, you gay, that's why you gay!"

Nice.

Gene said...

What the heck is in that mall that they want to get in so bad?

madAsHell said...

What the heck is in that mall that they want to get in so bad?

Stuff they want to steal.

William said...

Who's the messenger from the future? I wouldn't bet the farm that those kids will grow up as straight as that security guard, and I wouldn't bet the farm that that security guard will have more kids than that woman. But you never know.