February 10, 2013

"Christopher Dorner, this is Charlie Sheen. You mentioned me in your manifesto..."

"... so thank you for your kind words. I am urging you to call me. Let's figure out together how to end this thing."

You mentioned me in your manifesto.... That's a statement you don't often hear.

Sheen doesn't give a phone number, so call me seems a bit more unrealistic that the usual outreach to a murdering manifestarian.

30 comments:

chickelit said...

Dorner's "praise list" and "scorn list" are a perfect manifestation of polarization.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Doner has a kill list like Obama?

I'm going to have to take another look at him...

Whats his take on gay marriage?

chickelit said...

Dorner on gay marriage: Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the (expletive) do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of (expletive).

Dorner on families: I never had the opportunity to have a family of my own, I'm terminating yours.

edutcher said...

I think it's time for another "Hot Shots!" movie.

ricpic said...

Mention my name is Sheboygan...

ricpic said...

in in not is

Chuck said...

The only surprising thing is that Charlie Sheen got his offer to mediate in before Jesse Jackson could get his offer in.

ricpic said...

I thought I heard someone call me a nigger so I tried to kill him.

Sounds proportional.

tim maguire said...

Sheen's just excited someone's talking about him.

AllenS said...

Dorner just wants Sheen to fix him up with some porno women before the cops blow his fucking head off.

furious_a said...

Winning!

3john2 said...

Whining!

FullMoon said...

Apparently Dorners' truck broke an axle in snow covered mountains. Reportedly firearms were found inside burned truck.
I predict he will be found dead by suicide, or give up like a whiney little bitch when he gets cold and hungry.

MisterBuddwing said...

Whatever works. If Dorner's willing to talk to Sheen, if Dorner's willing to surrender at Sheen's behest, then good luck, I say.

Levi Starks said...

Well they're after him with drones now, I guess he's been declared an enemy combatant.
It would seem that capture and a trial are simply out of the question, he'll be getting a drone bullet into the back of the head.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

There is a drone looking for Dorner...

I'm no Charlie Sheen but I'm going to recommend Dorner not crash any wedding parties... Predator Drones and Wedding Parties have a history going back to the birth of the remotely piloted beast.

At least until caught and once obtaining permission from a judge going ahead and attending the wedding.

And even then... word is Obama has Drone Carte Blanche... So... the best is just to give up and forget the wedding.

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Anonymous said...

Black people are exactly the same as everyone else. Affirmative action causes no problems.

Keep repeating those mantras, little fascists, as you try to block out the reality of this story.

Also...as you enjoy the decline!

Anonymous said...

lol. In 10 years Dorner will be in Congress, after Obama and Jerry Brown pardon him. After all, what's a few dead "innocent" pigs to the people who think Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, and Bernadette Dohrn are good people?

Enjoy the decline, fascists!

jr565 said...

Dorner's on a drug called Christopher Dorner.

JAL said...

As horrifying as this murderer's actions are, the comments I have read on numerous sites (including the LAT) supporting the murderer are stunning in their disregard for the lives of the vivtims.

There is no sense of proportionality, much less civility, or understanding of the social contract and law.

What is it with the left?

As for Sheen -- who knows? Somehow I don't think Obama is going to ask him to call him and turn himself in because he looks like his son would.

Rusty said...


What is it with the left?

Bloodthirsty lot. Aren't they.

William said...

Finally an LAPD officer has found a way to gather the support and approval of the left and minority groups. What better way to protest police brutality than by killing a few innocent people. It was not so much a demonstration against police brutality as a demonstration of police brutality....The LAPD doesn't look very good here. They recruited this madman, and shot up several innocent bystanders in pursuit of him. But for sheer despicability, it's hard to top the left. This man does not deserve cheers.

Revenant said...

The LAPD doesn't look very good here. They recruited this madman, and shot up several innocent bystanders in pursuit of him.

Given the way they've been shooting up innocent people this last few days, I can't say Dorner's hiring seems all that out of place.

Brian Brown said...

This needs to end before the LAPD shoots any more innocent white people.

Because white people totally look like this lunatic.

Have a relative shot by a LAPD officer who mistook a 170lb white man for a 270 lbs black man?

Thank a union.

Amartel said...

Insanely stupid Facebook ramblings by a murderer are a "manifesto" IF and ONLY IF they contain sentiments dear to the left.

If the media really cared about the people it serves it would
stop dignifying this person's murderous agenda by taking it seriously. He pushed every lefty button, he wants attention and knows how to get it. They're all on fire about how the LAPD is doing everything wrong. They should take a look at themselves.

o_wiggerton said...

the end is near

o_wiggerton said...

The end is near

o_wiggerton said...

all the people who want to manifest the racist comments online just bring it to reality and put those words in action form

Gospace said...

Question I've seen no one else ask.

Was Dorner an affirmative action hire?