"... my vagina doesn't move me half as much as worrying about the next chapter of my book I'm supposed to write."
Professor Mary Beard pushes back the trolls.
ADDED: On scrolling down at the link, there's an offensive photoshop combining a face with female genitalia. I didn't put a NSFW notation because it's small and doesn't look like much of anything from even a slight distance, but commenters are requesting a NSFW. So there.