November 14, 2012

"Fred is a passionate kind of guy."

"He’s kind of an obsessive type. If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog."

Fred = Frederick W. Humphries II, the FBI agent who opened the Petraeus investigation.

18 comments:

Mogget said...

Fred is now a criminal bulldog? Is that what we're saying?

Mogget said...

Come to thnk of it, less like a bulldog, more like a beagle. Snoopy, to be precise.

mccullough said...

This guy sounds like a pain in the ass. Who leaked the shirtless pic text anecdote?

Ignorance is Bliss said...

If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.

Well, except for the lipstick.

Irene said...

This is what happens when someone likely was called "Junior" during his childhood.

garage mahal said...

Hopefully Cantor and Humphries are going to be called to testify. Did Cantor attempt to pressure the FBI Chief in a last ditch effort to influence a national election, with support from shirtless rogue FBI agent stricken with ODS?

edutcher said...

So now the Lefties create a hero.

Guess who gets to be the bad guy?

Too bad they couldn't link him to some torture or the massacre of innocent civilians.

Titus said...

Pics of pecs, very exciting, cumming soon.

Titus said...

Will be there be orgy videos with the twins too?

Surfed said...
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Surfed said...

I'm not looking.

T J Sawyer said...

Mr. Humphries? No way. He's not still selling shirts and shorts?

Matthew Sablan said...

I'm confused. Is posing with dummies supposed to be more or less creepy than just posing shirtless? All my creep-o-meters are saying MORE CREEPY, but the guy in the article -- he says it like they should read LESS CREEPY.

David said...

I think we have found one person who acted honorably in this matter.

Representative Cantor.

EDH said...

Obviously, Humphries should have worked through proper channels and taken the matter to Gloria Allred.

Clyde said...

I can't believe that none of you made this connection:

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

"I'm too sexy for my shirt,
"Too sexy for for my shirt..."

FTW!

Fprawl said...

It doesn't really matter. When President Obama stands there and says he is responsible, but the COUNTRY doesn't hold him to it, then all the Poirot's in the world pointing out a misdeed won't make a difference.

We are in a world where the president can lie about what happened (Muslim Film) and nobody cares.

However, I got mine, and I am multiplying it, so I don't care anymore either.

Hagar said...

The lawyer for the FBI agent in the case says the "shirtless photo" was a joke the agent sent his friend, Mrs. Kelley, several years ago.
It is thus not pertinent to anything, and it is hardly something either the agent or Mrs. Kelley would volunteer at this time, if they even remembered it without being prodded.

So, how did this photo come to light, and why was its existence disseminated throughout the MSM?