Ha ha. You've got to hit these lefties where they feel it.
Oh, owls! l looove owls!
ADDED: Owls were a favorite motif of 1970s females. If you want to revisit that aesthetic, check out this collection of crap at Etsy.
Meade just asked me: "What is it about women and owls?" I blabbered something about:
1. Eyes in front... like a baby... unleashes maternal instinct.
2. It's the bird of prey that — unlike hawks and eagles — doesn't say "bird of prey" to women. (Men like hawks and eagles, which wear their aggressive instinct on the surface. Women, like men, have their aggressive instincts, but they're less out and proud about it.)
AND: Don't forget the decoupage!