June 3, 2012

#WIUnionDesperation.







89 comments:

David said...

The one about the sock I believe.

The rest are "crap."

Scott said...

Candy is dandy, but Twitchy is bitchy.

Lem said...

Pressure..

Disgrace under fire.

Rose said...

Toooooooo funny!

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker killed Professor Plum in the Library with a lead pipe.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker is putting cannibal juice in the school water fountains.

yashu said...

I think twitter hashtag counter-riffing is my favorite recent political gambit (starting with:
#attackwatch!). All the more so because it's totally grassroots fun.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker ate a cat.

Saint Croix said...

That's what I heard.

BobDD said...

Scott Walker left the seat up.

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Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker is going to start wearing a sweater vest.

Saint Croix said...

And shorts.

Saint Croix said...

We'll scare Althouse one way or another.

Saint Croix said...

we might be thugs but we're flexible.

BobDD said...

Scott Walker gave away the suprise ending of "The Crying Game" to Barack Obama . . . who was thinking of watching it again.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker said "crap" on the Sabbath.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker looks like he might be a Mormon.

BobDD said...

Scott Walker did what he campaigned on - how is Obama supposed to understand such a thing?!

BobDD said...

Scott Walker told the unions that there is no Santa Claus.

BobDD said...

Scott Walker makes Obama pay when he lands on Boardwalk or takes a ride on the Reading.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker went to second base with Pinky Tuscadero.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker was arrested by federal authorities last night. This is NOT A PHOTOSHOP.

Carnifex said...

Scott walker clubs baby seals while on vacation.

Scott Walker spends millions of tax payer dollars to send his wife and kids on vacation...no wait, that's Obama.
Scott Walker gave millions of dollars to Solynd...no, that's Obama too.
Scott Walker insulted the Poles...
Scott Walker gave the Queen of Eng...

Damn...Compared to Obama, Scott Walker is a saint.

vbspurs said...

My own contributions were moderately hilarious, if I do say so myself (and I do).

This allows me to reiterate that the right political side of Twiiter have WAAAAAY more fun there, than the Left. It's because we have few sacred cows, and can blaspheme the name of anyone, regardless of gender, race, creed, sexual orientation, or dodgy birth certificate.

Cheers,
Victoria

yashu said...

Yay, Victoria! It's always such a treat to see you around these parts again-- commenting at Althouse again (I say as longtime fan of vbspurs).

pm317 said...

It's because we have few sacred cows,

That and.. they lack humor. They are so serious and purpose driven (they think) that they can't laugh at themselves.

rick said...

I saw Scott Walker drinking a 20 oz. soda. I know it was him, the soda jerk from NYC told me so.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Scott Walker wears Mormon underwear. Mormon ladies' underwear.

edutcher said...

They forgot the most heinous -

Scott Walker roots for Minnesota.

PS vb!

Welcome back, mum!

Napalm in the Morning said...

Scott Walker mispronounces Sandra Fluke's name EVERY fluking time!

Roger J. said...

VB--great to see you back, ma'am

lemondog said...

Scott said...
Candy is dandy, but Twitchy is bitchy.


WHICH?.....Scott are you?

Brennan said...

Scott Walker pays sticker price at antique shops.

Scott Walker only pretends to like cheese.

rick said...

I have a video of Scott Walker picking his nose ....... and eating it. Holding out selling the video until Trumka up his bid.

deborah said...

lol Saint Croix is on a roll this morning.

Tank said...

Scott Walker is a fan of the World Champion New York Giants.

Mundane68 said...

Scott Walker roots for the Vikings!

Scott Walker put a recyclable can in the trash.

Scott Walker once left a 10% tip.

Matthew Sablan said...

Scott Walker does math problems in pen.

Bryan C said...

Scott Walker once shot a man just for snoring too loud.

Jay said...

When you think you have the answer, Scott Walker changes the question.

Matthew Sablan said...

Scott Walker uses the Oxford comma.

And yes, that is a mortal sin.

ErnieG said...

Scott Walker shot a man in Reno, just to see him die.

ErnieG said...

Scott Walker will sneak into your kitchen at night and adjust the freezer thermostat to make your ice cream go all melty.

dbp said...

He calls himself "Walker" but has been known to run.

deborah said...

He refuses to pick up feminine supplies on his way home from work.

Rumpletweezer said...

Daddy, Scott's looking at me again!

Jamie said...

Scott Walker doesn't like Call Me Maybe

Paul Zrimsek said...

Scott Walker accepted a phone call from a radio DJ pretending to be Hitler and a big financial backer. Sure, he didn't recognize the voice even though he used a really think German accent and said "you vill" and "Gottverdamnten Juden" a lot-- but he didn't hang up on him either.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker was actually bred in a secret clone lab using DNA samples taken from Chuck Norris. This is all detailed in episode 29 of Walker, Texas Ranger, if you splice every ninth word into sentences.

Saint Croix said...

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.

Kelly Haughton said...

Scott Walker selected the Badgers' color.

tim in vermont said...

"Scott Walker gave away the suprise ending of "The Crying Game" to Barack Obama . . . who was thinking of watching it again."

Well, that's not so bad, he will forget the ending again in about 15 mins if recent actions are any clue:

http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/01/smartest-president-ever/

Gary said...

Scott Walker drinks Coors

Ray said...

Scott Walker roots for the Bears!

Scott Walker vacations in Minnesota!

Scott Walker doesn't like cheese!

Scott Walker is really..... the evil Scott Walker!

cold pizza said...

Scott Walker had to battle 7 evil exes. And then he had to fight nega-Scott!

Mr.Vito said...

Scott Walker liked the "New Coke".

Mark said...

Is Scott Walker somehow related to Johnnie Walker? They both embody and promote the entrepreneurial spirit and are top shelf!

Mr.Vito said...

I have a source that says Scott Walker wears socks with sandals, and Kleefisch wears white after labor day.

BobDD said...

Scott Walker is such a rube that he never believed the media's claim that Sarah Palin was her own grandmother.

dbp said...

Walker's got nasty habits, he takes tea at three

Yes and the meat he eats for dinner
Must be hung up for a week

His best friend he shoots water rats,
And feeds them to his geese

cold pizza said...

Scott Walker shoots polar bears from his porch.

Scott Walker boiled the children's pet bunny.

Scott Walker kills with an icepick.

Scott Walker ends sentences with prepositions. -CP

rick said...

Funniest Althouse post to date ... at least for me.

Oh yeah, Walker burned 20 old tires on earth day.

Seamus Muldoon said...

I heard that Scott Walker didn't put his left foot in or out. That's right, he didn't do the Hokey Pokey- and after all that's what it's all about!!

hwgood said...

Scott Walker doesn't wear sun-blocker.

Scott Walker doesn't buckle up his seat belt.

Scott Walker adds salt to his McDonald's french fries.

Scott Walker ALWAYS super sizes.

Chip Ahoy said...

Scott Walker turned his dead cat into a helicopter.

vbspurs said...

Thanks to all the lovely people above who spared a kind word about my return!!

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker is going to steal your uterus!

Saint Croix said...

And your ovaries.

Saint Croix said...

And your fallopian tubes.

Saint Croix said...

He's building a woman in his basement.

Saint Croix said...

And he's having a secret gay love baby with Paul Ryan.

Saint Croix said...

In his basement.

Saint Croix said...

As soon as he figures out how to put it all together.

Saint Croix said...

Building a woman is harder than you think.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker is going to cancel all the government cheese contracts.

Saint Croix said...

Wisconsin is going to be up to its ass in chesse.

Saint Croix said...

Everywhere you look.

Saint Croix said...

Cheese!

Saint Croix said...

At midnight, Scott Walker does a wild naked dance on Vince Lombardi's grave. He pees everywhere. It's awful.

Saint Croix said...

He really did say "crap" on the Sabbath.

Saint Croix said...

It was in the news and everything.

Saint Croix said...

And I'm sorry but that's just not holy.

Saint Croix said...

Holy crap.

Saint Croix said...

Unless it's really big or green or the face of Jesus or something.

I'm glad it's Monday, I'd be in trouble.

No wait, it's Tuesday, holy crap.

oh God I got to go work.

Saint Croix said...

when I start sounding like Titus, that's a problem.

Saint Croix said...

Tits.

Saint Croix said...

Scott Walker's in the basement, going, "Where do they go?"

THE ANTI LIBERAL ZONE said...

Scott Walker comes down your chimney after Santa and steals your presents.