The Crack Emcee was really inspired by my comment "Remember, Meade and I need to do some road trips for your entertainment, and it's a big deal to do that customized Sprinter to suit the sensitivities of an old lady professor-blogger."
Note: The "Clarence Thomas" tag is not a mistake.
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The only way to be old at sixty is in your head and you're not old that way.
Might I suggest a Rust Belt tour? Zug Island, near Detroit, Detroit-itself, Calumet City, IL, Gary, IN, (also Hammond & East Chicago, IN) Cleveland, OH, Pittsburgh, PA, Buffalo, NY, the south east side of Chicago (130th & Avenue O). You could sync the photos or video with songs that reference the various cities that you have visited, like the opening lines from the Dave Dudley truck drivin' classic "Six Days On The Road" I pulled outta Pittsburgh rollin down that eastern seaboard.....
Why not use those Amazon dollars to see the world also. Planes, trains and automobiles.
Ipso, You would need a lot of Prozac for that tour.
Adopt Crack and Titus and do your own version of "Ozzie And Harriet".
I think you should go to Massachusetts and attend one of Elizabeth Warren's rallies. Perhaps a timely law professor question if possible. Or you and Meade could dress up as Cherokees (if in fact being Native American is a self-image and not a legal status). Go and post video of the crowd of her avid supporters trying to answer simple questions...
Road trip to Key West! If you want it down-and-dirty, drive US-1/US-A1A. If time is limited, then I-95 until it ends in Miami, then US-1, 'til you end up 90 miles from Cuba.
"Why not use those Amazon dollars to see the world also. Planes, trains and automobiles."
We don't like planes. Want us to drive to Tierra del Fuego? If everyone goes on a furious spending spree through my Amazon portal...
No promises! Nah. I did that egg salad sandwich thing once.
I should make a list of things Meade and I will do to entertain you, with different price points.
June is Amazon marathon month.
If you get the Amazon payout up to $250,000, we will... what?!
I just learned about the Darien Gap.
Years ago, a couple of young German ladies drove a Mercedes 300 equipped with snorkels for crossing rivers from the Amazon basin across the Andes.
Cedarford has his Progressive Jews
Mick has his natural born citizens
Crack has his Mormons
The year's at the spring, And day's at the morn; Morning's at seven; The hill-side's dew-pearl'd; The lark's on the wing; The snail's on the thorn; God's in His heaven--All's right with the world!
Ann Althouse said...
I just learned about the Darien Gap.
Do what they did during the Gold Rush and put the TT on a boat and ferry it across.
(what, you're don't like boats, either?)
Roadtrek and Pleasureway make better Class B RV's.
You should visit Crack. Have a beer in his yard. Invite Joe Biden.
If Crack has a yard.
Go visit the cannibal hotspots. Bring Zombie Apocalypse Survival gear. Record the fun!
That is, Road Trip of the Dead!
They can start near home and visit some of the landmarks concerning Wisconsin Cannibals (Dahmer, Gein) and work their way outwards. Next a trip to Montreal. Then Joppatowne. Then Miami. They can stop by and see me in the hood, and I'll drive them by Chuckie Taylor's house. Maybe they can catch Amba visiting her folks in Florida. Maybe even find some of the people associated with HuFu!
Endless Cannibal, coming soon to a blog near you!
Buy some great motorcycles and go to Sturgis. Get tattoos on your butts and take photos of them to share with us.
Take a tour of some interesting micro brewery's and write reviews of the brews. I would suggest you not ride your motorcycles for a while after each sampling, just in case.
Visit the top nudist retreats. Please don't take photos.
Take a role playing paddlewheel boat trip down the Mississippi. Be sure to wear period clothing and remain in character. Meade as the gambler card shark and Althouse as his paid companion.
I think they should try to enter Mexico illegally!
Two words
Dude Ranch
Nothing freshens up a relationship like dropping bath salts together. An inexpensive dinner at Olive Garden with the coupon special becomes an eventful and exciting event.
Whatever you do Crack will put it down as "Stuff White People Do." If you were black you would probably be driving a Cadillac Escalade ESV? like Barry and Michelle.
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