May 24, 2012

"This is barack-let's get this started!"

Obama tweets.

28 comments:

The Crack Emcee said...

This is Carack-no, let's not."

Quayle said...

"This is Quayle, Crack is right."

Wally Kalbacken said...

"This is somebody who never voted for you, who is not about to start. Your ass, out of town on a rail, January 20th, 2013!"

Unknown said...

No, this is not a hallucination. This prat really is the President of the United States.

bagoh20 said...

He is awesome, because he's so cool. We never had such a cool Preezy before. It's a great era to be alive - the age of hope and change, and I was here. Woohoo!

JAL said...

Barack is my BFF. He sends such cute tweets! Ohhhhwee!

JAL said...

Think that's what he tweeted to Mayor Nutter and the Philly Obama 12 campaign??

(Don't want no rich white boys in the hood. The brothers might start to get "ideas!!")

wyo sis said...

What a perfect forum for a person who can't string a coherent sentence together without a teleprompter. Short meaningless answers to desperate question. The great American political stonewall gets an upgrade.

Quayle said...

How 'bout getting the economy started.

Starting your tongue has apparently never been your weakness.

Kurt said...

What's he trying to do? Call folks to the club house so they can all put on a show?

lewsar said...

start this...

MayBee said...

I wonder what would happen if people in his presence started calling him "Barack", as he seems to prefer, rather than "President Obama".

PatCA said...

This is just sad.

Nora said...

Pathetic

edutcher said...

My God, what drivel!

"I refuse to let mkt hit bottom"

Yes, we all know the President controls the markets (and I'm sure Little Zero thinks he can).

"remember we're not D's or R's but americans first!"

The people who believe "barack" deserve him; the rest of us have had more than enough.

MayBee said...

I wonder what would happen if people in his presence started calling him "Barack", as he seems to prefer, rather than "President Obama"

In the old days, I believe it was drawn and quartered. Today, dinner with Barack and Moochelle.

Jay said...

Yes!

Because America needs a President that controls the housing market!

Robert Cook said...

How perfect for a politician to use Twitter to "talk" with his base...questions pertaining to serious, even critical matters, (e.g., people losing homes in foreclosure, students drowing in loan debt, high unemployment), are replied to with subtanceless Tweet-koans, (e.g., "I won't let mkt hit bottom"), saying nothing, explaining nothing, and yet arousing in the participating constituents the fleeting thrill of having participated in an illusory "conversation" with their candidate.

Aridog said...

Twitter's 140 character limit is the perfect format for Obamessiah. He can even manage it without a teleprompter ... most of the time.

Matthew Sablan said...

I understand abbreviations are a necessary evil on Twitter... but not when you are not going to hit the character limit.

MadisonMan said...

oh ugh...apostrophe catastrophes.

We're not D's or R's


(shudder)

Chip S. said...

...arousing in the participating constituents the fleeting thrill of having participated in an illusory "conversation" with their candidate.

The tweets he replied to were "selected" hours in advance, presumably because the WH wanted to avoid another "askMichelle" fiasco. I doubt that the WH interns who wrote the tweets were all that excited about getting replies that they also wrote.

Mick said...

This is Mick, I'll see you in court.

cassandra lite said...

Hey, dude: It's already started. Apparently you're the last to know.

As usual, Mr. Cool thinks nothing happens without him.

madAsHell said...

"let's get this started"

I'll be on the golf course!!

Phil 3:14 said...

Was he assisted by his Twitter czar?

Franklin said...

I mean - (assuming it really was him) somebody told him not to capitalize his name or put spaces before/after the hyphen. It was clearly deliberate.

Why? I suppose it makes him look authentic - like he's 1) really typing it 2) like he's so busy getting on the campaign trail he just dashed off a little tweet before he rolled 3) it's the way those damned kids are writing these days...

I find the faux authenticity very creepy.

Calypso Facto said...

The Black Eyed Peas song "Let's Get It Started" was just a PC-worded re-make of their original song "Let's Get Retarded".

'Nuff said?

Bryan C said...

This is barack - let's get retarded!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqbcB5SekY