May 14, 2012

"I want to have your child. With my looks and your brains, it will be a perfect child!"

"But what if it has my looks and your brains?"

Freaky pic:



Stand back or squint to achieve the best effect.

And here's Einstein in shorts:



Bonus:

32 comments:

sydney said...

Ooo, that is freaky. How does that first picture work? And why is Einstein wearing high heels?

chickenlittle said...

"Those are pants, these are shorts!"

Lemmy knows the difference! link

edutcher said...

I thought Isadora Duncan said it to Bernard Shaw, who replied, "But, my dear, what if it had my looks and your brains?".

traditionalguy said...

Marilyn was way smarter than anyone gave her dumb blonde character that she played any credit for.

The Kennedy clan finally figured that out about her and had her killed the next night.

The Crack Emcee said...

"But what if it has my looks and your brains?"

Face-palm.

This is why some people are called "smart"...

jimspice said...

Ms. Monroe "conquered" the leading men of science, politics, sports, business, art and literature for her time. There is no analogy today.

Chip S. said...

"But what if it has my looks and your brains?"

No problem, as long as it has her plastic surgeon.

ndspinelli said...

I would have loved to have Einstein wearing shorts sit next to me on an airplane. Of course, I'm normal and I fly commercial.

ndspinelli said...

chickenlittle, great link.

Irene said...

Oh goodness. When I initially glanced at the first photo, I thought it was a snapshot of Paul Soglin.

Irene said...

Check out Einstein's shoes.

ricpic said...

Einstein: E = MC2

Marilyn: Squeal.

Einstein: I'm on the verge of completing my unified field theory of everything.

Marilyn: Squeal.

Einstein: Honey, move your tuchas a little to the left. There, that's good. I feel, I feel all the pieces finally falling into place.

Marilyn: Squeal.

Penny said...

Even in his fantasies, Einstein wore a rubber.

Penny said...

The catholic Kennedys? *shrug*

Scott said...

It's all relative...

chickenlittle said...

Irene said...
Check out Einstein's shoes.

Hey, at least they're not thongs.

Ann Althouse said...

"Check out Einstein's shoes."

Ha ha. I know. I'd meant to point that out.

Very childish. And girly.

Chip Ahoy said...

Waitaminit, I thought Crack posted this and now he's in here like he didn't.

The Crack Emcee said...

Chip Ahoy,

Waitaminit, I thought Crack posted this and now he's in here like he didn't.

Good catch. I hadn't noticed,...

ndspinelli said...

ricpic, You could write pulp porn. With video porn being ubiquitous, I wonder if pulp porn still exists?

Freeman Hunt said...

Check out Einstein's shoes.

That's a real picture?! I thought it was his head photoshopped onto a middle aged woman's body.

It's the shoes.

JAL said...

The sandals the sandals.

Haha.

The sandals I could live without. But it would be cool to have some of the smarts.

J said...

Thanks for the Marylin chaser.

Teri said...

It looks eerily like Bill Maher. Ugh.

Teri said...

It looks eerily like Bill Maher. Ugh.

Teri said...

It looks eerily like Bill Maher. Ugh.

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