When I saw this article, I briefly thought that I should send it to them with a note along the lines of "THIS IS WHY WE DON'T WANT TO MOVE TO NORTH DAKOTA."
But I immediately realized that their response would be: "WHY NOT? IT HAS AN OLIVE GARDEN!"
March 8, 2012
"My wife's parents are very frequently suggesting that we should move from Minneapolis to North Dakota..."
"... because they keep hearing that there's an oil boom out there and we need to go be part of it."