November 16, 2011

Put Mitt In Our Mitts... Put Mitt In Our Midst...

I'm working on a slogan for Mitt Romney.

101 comments:

Mike said...

How about "Get the Mitt Outahere" for those of us who are not impressed with Mr. Romney

Steve Burri said...

Uhhhh... keep workin'! I don't think you're quite there yet.

Leeatmg said...

"Ya can't live Mitt out him..."

raf said...

Mitt in our midst

So, interMittent?

Irene said...

"Don't have kittens; vote for MITTens."

Shouting Thomas said...

I Don't Give A Shit About Mitt!

How's that?

The presidential election is a farce. The OWS people are right about the electoral process.

It's all bullshit.

Meade said...

Hum it in here, babe... right down the mittlle.

Michael in ArchDen said...

"He's not Obama"

All the reason most will need...

J Allen said...

Can't pick a side? Vote the middle. Pick Mitt RINOey!

Paddy O said...

Catch something with Mitt!

bagoh20 said...

"Lay some Romney on me."

Curious George said...

How about:

Mitt RINO* 2012

* Romney Is Not Obama

Piercello said...

MITTernity (leave)?

Christopher in MA said...

Mitt: He's Everywhere You Want Him To Be!

Cedarford said...

Mainstream Mitt.

(A smarter HW Bush)

Tim said...

Trade a pony for Romney.

Shouting Thomas said...

Another variation.

Don't give a shit?
Vote for Mitt!

Christopher in MA said...

Mitt: Not As Lazy As You Are.

Ron said...

"Smitten"

Tim said...

Leave the pit - vote for Mitt.

traditionalguy said...

A Resister to the Mittster will get hit in the kisser because the fixter is in.

Since June the most dangerous place in America for a political reputation has been running even with Mitt in polls and refusing to quit...it is not nice to fool with Mother Media who picks the GOP candidate.

Tim said...

Flush the sh!t - vote for Mitt.

Patrick said...

I think this post needs a baseball tag.

madAsHell said...

you can't live mitt him,
you can't live mitt-out him.

Don said...

"In a battle between your basic Turd A lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer and your basic Turd B lefty wrapped in phony centrist veneer, always choose Turd B!"

madAsHell said...

you can't live mitt him
you can't live mitt-out him

madAsHell said...

Sorry....for the double post. I was bloggered.

Hey, What happened to the althou.se migration??

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Gott Mitt Uns.

traditionalguy said...

The underwhelmingness of Mitt Romney is a wonder to behold.

He is like a lifetime best supporting actor who will never get the leading man's role.

Just because the media circus has written off the rest of the candidates as flawed does not change a thing. Mitt still cannot carry a movie or a campaign against the dashing Obama.

Cain remains the only viable conservative in the race.

AllenS said...

I thought, what kind of a name is Mitt? Is it short for something? But what? So, I did a wiki thing and found out that his full name is Willard Mitt Romney.

Here's my slogan:

Mitt, sounds better than Willard!

Christopher in MA said...

"Gott Mitt Uns."

Tyrone, if I had a hat, I'd take it off to you.

Top drawer, old man. Top. Drawer.

AllenS said...

Don't be a nit-wit, vote Mitt!

AllenS said...

Don't be a zit, vote for Mitt!

AllenS said...

Knit a mitt for Mitt!

Bob_R said...

Mitt Romney - not quite as bad as Obama.

E.M. Davis said...

WIth apologies to Coke:


MITT IS ITT!

Dante said...

O'Romney Care
We don't dare

exhelodrvr1 said...

For-mitt-able

A vote for Obama is a vote to submitt

NYTNewYorker said...

Pivot on the head of a pin with Mitt!

Change your mind with Mitt-2012

What does Mitt think today?-2012

Don't get sick with Mitt-2012

exhelodrvr1 said...

And in 2016

ReMitt

Dante said...

Perry's scary
Cain got hit
Newts not electable
vote for Mitt

cassandra lite said...

"Mitt: He comes already broken in."

Darrell said...

Down the drain
just like McCain.

Vote Mitt "I can work with them!!!!" Romney!

Dante said...

He's in the Mittle, two parties in one!

rick said...

Four kinds of wits around here.... dim, half, nit and Mitt.

exhelodrvr1 said...

AddMitt ROmney, don't subMitt Obama

Dante said...

Mitt: Changes you can count on

EDH said...

"Mitt-i-gate the damage in Washington DC."

Easily converted to fit as the name of a scandal, once elected.

Dante said...

Admitt, the only one left is Mitt.

BarryD said...

Vote for the Mormon, or vote for a moron. The choice is yours.

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Darrell said...

The Mayans said it's all gonna end.
Vote for Mitt 'cause he's your friend!

Who wants to go out with B.O.?

Romney 2012

rick said...

Mitt: "I can do a 360 faster than Mary Lou Retton."

BarryD said...

"Come on, vote for Mitt. It's not like he wants you to be his fifth wife or anything. He just wants your vote."

Dante said...

Submitt, the only one left is Mitt.

BarryD said...

To music:

Vote for Mitt.
He's not Obama!
Dum, de dum dum dum!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-mormons

BarryD said...

A poster with Obama's face, looking glum, and ABO! written across it in huge block letters.

It'd be damned funny when Australians first see the poster...

Allie said...
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BarryD said...

"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything."

Of course, that "something" can change.

Vote Mitt!

Allie said...

One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry.

edutcher said...

First, he has to be nominated.

Not a slogan, just an observation.

There's always:

Better Mitt than the Nitwit.

Dante said...

What's good for Massachusetts is good for the country. Vote Mitt!

Dante said...

"One little Mitt lost his wits , and he began to cry."

He sat down and looked at O'Romney care, and started to cut up the pie.

BarryD said...

"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

"Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

"Here, look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!

"Vote for Mitt!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QI4P0YqtM&feature=related

BarryD said...

Pay Fox to use this scene from The Simpsons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM

Replace "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" with "Obama sucks so bad I could vote for Romney!".

Dante said...

Romney Care is Better than Obama Care! vote for Mitt.

Dante said...

His 1.7% beats Obama's 10%: vote Mitt

Steven said...

Mitt: Delivering Obamacare since 2006!

Mitt: Because the Republican Party isn't even trying.

Darrell said...

Don't throw a fit
Vote for Mitt

[Inspired by Occupy(Your Town)]

Methadras said...

Mighty Mitt, the Milquetoast Mormon.

Quaestor said...

Mitt-this and Mitt-that. Hmmph... It's all Mittelschmerz.

John Lynch said...

You Saw Me Voting for Romney.

Chip S. said...

Since the guy has no real identity, it's best to keep things simple. Thus,

Mitt!

It translates nicely for the Latino vote:

¡Mitt!

John Lynch said...

Mitt is Fit to be It.

John Lynch said...

Oh, I got it.

MITT 'ER DONE!

edwardroyce said...

"Mitt! Because you can't play grab-ass without one!"

wv: verchie. like Veronica & Archie is to Brad & Angelina.

Coketown said...

"Mitt Romney: I guess he'll do. You know, if that's our only choice. But I would have preferred the colored fellow. What was his name? Honey? Herman Cain. Yeah, that's the one. Herman Cain."

Orion said...

Mitt in 2012!
Obama-Lite - Less Socialism, Flakes great!

Orion

traditionalguy said...

At least Mitt is physically fit. Unlike the cookie dough boy who spent 8 years stuffing his face with FNMA and FHLMC consulting feeds as the Real estate bubble grew large enough to burst and destroy the financial future of 70% of the American people.

Joe Schmoe said...

Mitt: Too Legit to Quit

How else is a lily-white Mormon guy gonna get any street cred with minorities?

Bruce Hayden said...

Looks like Ann is trying to keep this thread light - but my mind just doesn't work that way. I have never been good at slogans and the like.

Mitt, sounds better than Willard!

The Willard coming from the guy who founded the Mariott chain, and one of Mitt's father's best friends. Some indication that Mitt had a somewhat privileged upbringing.

That said, Ann Coulter was on Fox News last night plugging Romney as the only candidate who could beat Obama. One of her points was that in comparison to the candidates running in 2008, Romney is conservative.

Another of her points was that Romney is the guy who debates well, debate after debate. The rest? We have seen both Perry and Cain blow it, after they got something going. Yes, part of their problem was that the MSM went after them. But, it also shows their unreadiness to go up against the Obama campaign machine. Of course, the MSM saved their ammunition against McCain last time until he had secured the nomination.

But I do think that Coulter has a good point - that Romney has the experience now and skills to keep it together and well organized when the MSM, Dems, and Obama go into full campaign mode, where all stops have been pulled out (as well as credit card verification turned off).

ampersand said...

Mitt happens.

When the Mitt hits the fan.

Mitt or get off the pot.

ampersand said...

Mitt, He's always on your side.

(no?, try the other side)

E.M. Davis said...

I'd Mitt It.

Meade said...

Here's one:

President Romney.

Sounds good.

BarryD said...

There aren't enough homes for them all. Please spay or neuter your politicians. Start by voting for Romney!

garage mahal said...

Show us your Mitts!

ricpic said...

How about an anti-slogan?

In the tradition of the baseball assessment of a wholly defensive player who represents no offensive threat to the opposition:

Good Mitt, No Hit.

Joe Schmoe said...

"Show us your Mitts!"

Garage, I usually only laugh at your unintentional comedy. This was a good one, though.

How about if he picks Tim Pawlenty as his running mate? It could be the Mitt-Paw ticket.

The replacing shit with Mitt doesn't do much for me, although it is analagous to the upcoming election.

Paddy O said...

Mitt won't drop the ball!

traditionalguy said...

I guess The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will do a great inaugural ball.

But my heart is set on Hot Pizza and Coca-cola, and not decaffeinated Coke either.

BarryD said...

Let's get real, here.

To get voters excited about Romney would take one hell of a lot of caffeine and alcohol. And nobody wants to drink alone.

BarryD said...

Hey, wait!

"MITTY!"

An amalgamation of South Park and James Thurber.

JohnJ said...

"President Romney."
"Sounds good."

Yes it does.

…and somehow reassuring.

sorepaw said...
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Ralph L said...

Ich bin mit Mitt

National Review endorsed Romney in 2008. Now I can't remember who the other sorry choices were that year.

cassandra lite said...

Joe Schmoe:

I think you take home the trophy:

"Replace Shit With Mitt!"

Peter Hoh said...

Flip for Mitt!

Carol_Herman said...

FUNNY UNDERWEAR MAN.

Put him at the top of the ticket, and he'll do worse than McCain's draw of 47%.

Better to just give up the litmus paper test ... and think that the conservatives have strong enough numbers to sway an election.

The bad stuff: "Born again. And, "pre-birth." The "pre-birth" amendment just lost in South Carolina!

What do you need to know?

Politicians aren't respected.

Mitt can't win.

The republicans are playing a stupid game.

And, a good hunk of the voters refuse to be labeled either republicans or democrats.

RE-ORGANIZE. Demand Boehner step down ... just for trading on insider information ... Taking legislation he knows is coming. And, betting on big returns.

Politics is not a religious experience.

mccullough said...

Vote Mitt For Pete's Sake

J said...

I'm not Barack Obama.

Whether that will be good enough for the dumb blonds like Althouse who voted for the clown last time is anyone's guess.

(Not the usual J)