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And I had 12 oysters last night but only 11 worked.
"I only did eight" ?? He got his rocks off 8 times??...at 74 years of age??He has to be juicin' with testosterone.
Compare and contrast: Silvio Berlusconi and Warren Jeffs.Most of the girls that Berlusconi was banging were of age. Jeffs, on the other hand, at least married the underage girls.Both of them seem to believe that God loves them and wants them to have young pussy.
"Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom… There were 11 … I only did eight because I could not do it anymore."Some GirlsFrench girls they want Cartier, Italian girls want cars American girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine English girls they're so prissy, I can't stand them on the telephone Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook, I don't want them to ever call at all White girls they're pretty funny, sometimes they drive me mad Black girls just wanna get fucked all night, I just don't have that much jam
Guy sounds like Titus.Well, almost...Clyde said...Compare and contrast: Silvio Berlusconi and Warren Jeffs.Most of the girls that Berlusconi was banging were of age. Jeffs, on the other hand, at least married the underage girls.Both of them seem to believe that God loves them and wants them to have young pussy.Silvio, certainly. He is Catholic, after all.
edutcher beat me to it. And I must agree that NOBODY could be randier than our Titus.
The Roman Empire is reemerging withinin its old territory in all of its old glory.DSK represents the province of Gaul and the Windsors represent the Province of Britain, and Berlusconi Rome itself.The Carthaginians have again been recently conquered by a Legions sent from Rome but lead from behind by a sneaky Ceasar out of East Africa.
"I only did eight" ?? He got his rocks off 8 times??...at 74 years of age??He has to be juicin' with testosterone.Juicin' with testosterone and Cialis OR Viagra I bet.Lots of Viagra.
Silvio Berlusconi and Hugh Hefner are two guys who never learned women can fake it.As soon as a broad screams out "I came. I came." He plunges into another one.He'd have "done the whole set" but he's a premature ejaculator. Plus, it wasn't oysters. He swallowed "the little blue pills."
The downside are those painful 4 hour hardons.
As soon as a broad screams out "I came, I came."I thought she screams out her bank deposit number.
The downside is. Overexcited.
With Carol "Ditzy" Herman it's the drunk guy..realizing he's banging a stupid skank, who would say, "I came..I came" and then they would head for the door as they pulled up their pants.Regarding Silvio, It is easy to see when you go to Italy, and if you know Italians, how they could rule the world and also how they could pis it all away..dagos!!
The second greatest lie told in sex is the one where a woman says she came.The greatest lie told is the one where a man says he cares whether a woman came.
This cat's doing more coke than Sheen.
Forget blue pills. Ask what your doctor can do for you with a Rx for Papaverine, Phentolamine, and Prostaglandine called a 3P Rx. But don't tell widowed granddad about it or he may start chasing the young stuff and spend your inheritance on a young women.
After reading this, my first thought was that I should vote for Ron Paul.
Encouraging support, however, came from Russia, where Vladimir Putin said: "They criticise [Berlusconi] because they are jealous."In the search for mach-cheese-mo, Putin never disappoints.
This story should convince any woman considering a life of prostitution to eschew it. Your high rolling job is to have sex with Silvio Berlusconi? Pukeable.
As soon as a broad screams out "I came, I came."That's from Antony and Cleopatra V ii 286
A woman's vagina doesn't have vocal chords. There's no need for noise. Women "do" noise to compensate for "keeping their heads on the pillow," and not running away to England.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Berlusconi: "I came, I came, I came." His last words: "I ate two, Brutus."
I thought Europeans didn't care about this stuff. We were told this incessantly under Clinton.
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