July 28, 2011

"Detailed Paper-Cut False Eyelashes Depict Entire Scenes On Your Eyelids."

See? It is possible to think of something new.

11 comments:

Pogo said...

Those two would be pretty even if they wore nothin' at all.

...Waitaminnit.



The juxtaposition of "paper cut" and "eye" is discomforting.

traditionalguy said...

OK. So what entire scenes do sluts chose to wear?

And can they be arrested for obscene eye lashes messaging?

Perhaps winking will mean yes, do me; but fluttering will only mean a mild interest in a one night stand.

votermom said...

I don't know if I'd ever wear anything like that but that is very cool.

Of course for 2012 they should put out a line of eyelashes with campaign slogans and/or candidate names on it.

I could see Tweety with eyelashes that spell "Tingles" "4Evah" on them.

Dark Eden said...

Now if only they can think of something new AND good. That's the tricky part.

YoungHegelian said...

Prof. Althouse,

How can you link to something that trivial and miss the really important article in that issue Jezebel, the hubbub over racist talking vagina ads?!

I tell ya, those Summer's Eve ads have completely changed the way I remember all those times I watched Senor Wences and "Johnny" on Ed Sullivan as a kid:

Senor Wences: "Johnny, for your next role, how would you like to be a very effective simulacrum of a wa-ji-na?

Johnny: Si, Senor Wences!

Patrick said...

Great. Another way for the narcisists to attract attention to themselves.

madAsHell said...

Lady Ca Ca call your office!

The Crack Emcee said...

See? It is possible to think of something new.

Puh-Leaze. Something new is seen every fucking day. Oh, if only these asshats could think of something useful....

Shallowness, thy name is "Miss Ann." (I learned that, growing up, from my former sharecropper foster parents.)

edutcher said...

You call that thinking?

You must be joking.

Heart_Collector said...

Look at me, want to fuck me, but dont look to long or actually make a pass or Ill vblog you.

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"The juxtaposition of "paper cut" and "eye" is discomforting."

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