May 18, 2011

"An Austrian man has voluntarily had his hand amputated so he can be fitted with a bionic limb."

"Milo took the decision after using a hybrid hand fitted parallel to his dysfunctional hand with which he could experience controlling a prosthesis."

17 comments:

jsled said...

His already-non-functional hand, it should be pointed out.

Sixty Grit said...
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Ron said...

So...Dr. Strangelove did NOT pass away in Der Bunker! I knew it!

Hoosier Daddy said...

Imagine what this means for impotence. Forget Viagra and you can sustain an erection for longer than 4 hours and not have to call your doctor.

Comrade X said...

how much will it cost?

RuyDiaz said...

Let me try to improve the story:

"An Austrian man has voluntarily had a member amputated...."

Moose said...

Wow - context helps - doesn't it?

Ann, you trying out for a position writing Drudge headlines?

Trooper York said...

Arnold should try that with his dick.

It might keep him out of trouble.

edutcher said...

No, Ahnold needs to go with one that doesn't work on brain waves. Actually, he needs one that doesn't work at all.

PS Troop, if that's a pic of your wife on your website, that's a very pretty lady.

Trooper York said...

If you are referring to the ones from the charity auction you are correct and I thank you.

I am a very lucky man.

The Elder said...

Whacks on. Whacks off.

Fred4Pres said...

Not so crazy when you consider it was not working. A non functional hand is not worth a whole lot.

Fred4Pres said...

As for Arnold, I suspect all of this is not recent news to Maria. She has known it for a long time (most woman have a Sherlock Holmes like quality of tying together the tiniest of clues when it comes to infidelity). Maria is an idiot on policy isssues, but she is far from stupid.

I suspect Maria held on to Arnold's steriod shriven balls (I am surprised he can even father children) in her boney Karen Carpenter like hand all through his governership. And when that was over, he was no longer of any use to her.

Fred4Pres said...

My Arnold comment was not ot, because it was about the functionality of hands.

Methadras said...

Does it cost $6 million?

wv = intel = is it what's inside?

Methadras said...

Trooper York said...

Arnold should try that with his dick.

It might keep him out of trouble.


I've officially dubbed him 'The Sperminator'

Fernandinande said...

Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand