December 3, 2010

"I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."

A woman in the UK calls the police to report the theft of her snowman. And she's a smoker.

27 comments:

Clyde said...

Sounds like a Monty Python skit gone awry.

I can just hear Eric Idle doing a little old lady voice, saying, "It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

wv: cruilife. Indeed!

deborah said...

The snowman that didn't melt.

Bob_R said...

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat the old fag had on.

Bob_R said...

Not that there is anything wrong with a cigarette wearing a silk hat.

AllenS said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Leland said...

I bet the snowman figured it was hot, so it decided it better run and play. I'd suggest checking the village. Also, is she perhaps missing a broomstick?

If someone spots him, yell "Stop".

Clyde said...

@ AllenS

In some places, they obviously still do! Otherwise, the woman would have been remanded to her local council for sensitivity training.

AllenS said...

Clyde,

I was watching football yesterday, or a couple of days ago, and the back of one young man's jersey said "GAY". As in his last name. Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

WV: fuwhazat

That word still has the same meaning.

k*thy said...

Clyde - same here - with the housedress and bad wig.

rastajenk said...

So you think it's a drag
You light up a fag
You look at your lawn
And your snowman's gone

Too funny
Too, too funny
Too funny
Too, too funny...

(Apologies and/or hat tip to Van the Man)

Triangle Man said...

Don't call 999 for theft lady! The lines need to remain open for people to complain about the cold and snow.

Triangle Man said...

Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

Not once.

sonicfrog said...

Maybe the snowman was gay, is the "fag" she's refering to, and ran away from her. She's just bloody pissed 'cause she wanted some hot snowman love!.

edutcher said...

Was it Churchill that said, "America and Britain are separated by a common language"?

AllenS said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.

WV "mencomen" What the madam in Kiel said when the fleet was in.

The Crack Emcee said...

A woman in the UK calls the police to report the theft of her snowman. And she's a smoker.

Thanks for clearing that up.

c3 said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.


Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

(I can remember when "liberal" was a "good" term, like in favor of free markets and stuff like that)

woof said...

According to dictionary.com:

gay as an adjective meaning “homosexual” goes back at least to the early 1900s

mm said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Ditto partner

LordSomber said...

Wait, this is the UK. Shouldn't it be "snowperson"?

Chip Ahoy said...

I might know that woman. Was it her?

edutcher said...

c3 said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over.


Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

(I can remember when "liberal" was a "good" term, like in favor of free markets and stuff like that)


Same thing.

Palladian said...

"remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Before the Lefties took it over."

Good thing the words "boring" "predictable" "commenters" still mean the same thing they did back in the good ol' days. You know, back when we called people Sodomites and could beat the shit out of them with impunity.

DADvocate said...

I remember when fag and gay meant something totally different than today.

Me, too. Nowadays you smoke a fag while on your knees.

ironrailsironweights said...

I was watching football yesterday, or a couple of days ago, and the back of one young man's jersey said "GAY". As in his last name. Think he ever got any shit over that growing up?

He undoubtedly has world-class streetfighting skills. As in A Boy Named Sue.

Peter

lemondog said...

The Snowman Goeth

Most likely to a non-smoking household.

traditionalguy said...

I blame Global Warming.

jr565 said...

She went out for a fag but he's gone?
Where did the fag go? Did he take the snowman?