June 15, 2010

"Gah! I'd rather hear the Insane Clown Posse attempting to sing KISS song backwards in Chinese."

The Crack Emcee has strong opinions about music and he does not want to hear "that arrogant adulterous asshat hypocrite douchebag."

And read Crack's blog. He's always ranting hilariously about something. And the pictures are unreal.

12 comments:

garage mahal said...

"Bloodless masturbation"?

Shudder to think what the alternative to that is.

Pogo said...

Does he mean to tell me that the Insane Clown Posse isn't singing KISS songs backwards in Chinese??

Fred4Pres said...

If I were on the jury for the Crack Emcee's outburst, I would vote to acquit. There is only so much an honest man can take.

Trooper York said...

Jeeez, Crack must be coming in his pants right about now!

Fred4Pres said...

And I enjoy The Crack Emcee's blog a lot.

And I would not mind seeing a mini Insane Clown Posse battle Little Kiss in Las Vegas.

lyssalovelyredhead said...

I assume Crack will read these comments, so, Crack, have you considered changing the background on your site? I've tried to read it several times, but I just find that white letters on black background too stressful on the eyes. (sometimes I highlight it as I read, but that gets annoying pretty quickly, so I usually just stay away).

It might just be me; I have terrible eyesight, but, since it bugs me enough to keep me away, I thought it might other people too.

- Lyssa

lyssalovelyredhead said...

OK, I just clicked over there, and it looks like you did change it. That, or it reads differently on my office computer (where most of the pictures are blocked) than my home one. Never mind (I guess).

Trooper York said...

I do know that he does like to feel pretty.

And he has a good sense of humor as well as a very interesting blog.

Joe said...

I see how you all are now, and Ann most especially...lotsa love for Crack EMcee, but no love for that struggling artist and great American Lonewacko!

I'm betting there's a lw suit in this somewhere!

Trooper York said...

Well she always votes for the black guy. Just sayn'

Joe said...

I like Sting, BUT he is an example of what happens when you move your profession "upscale."

When they were "reporters/newspapermen" rather than "Journalists" the product was good.

When Sting was a "singer", a "rock star" he was better, now he's an "artist", along with Bono...result too much pretension.

Please go back to be eing reporters and rock stars...trust me the product will be MUCH better and better recieved.

Titus said...

Crack is kind of sad.