Still, to show my support for our President, I went out to the Downtown Grill & Brewery last night and hoisted a couple — moderately, of course — in his honor. Kinda like when some Obama fans changed their middle names to Hussein to show support, only more delicious . . . .Ha ha. So, then, this is me, the other day at Brasserie V:
Ah, but look at the prudes — the killjoys — who freak out about drinking, who think that lifting one glass depicts degeneracy. These people call themselves "liberals," but they are not liberal at all. They despise your pleasure and revelry and want only to clamp down on any fun. Don't trust them with power, my friend!
The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy...
IN THE COMMENTS: Jim Treacher said:
Is there enough booze in the world to get those guys laid?