November 5, 2009

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

Was she?

27 comments:

David said...

The bare bear is worried that the horse guy from Conway, SC is still on the loose.

traditionalguy said...

I blame George Bush.

Chase said...

Nude bears stripped down may be sweet to other bears, but . . . she's ugly!

Does saying that make me a bad person?

peprgirl said...

No Chase not a bad person but maybe a racist...cuz it is a BLACK bear!!!

traditionalguy said...

I heard that PETA was against fur. Maybe they did this for publicity, the little darlings.

John Burgess said...

I thought this post was going to be about the rash of 'Brazilians' that now seem to be the rage.

bagoh20 said...

Maybe one of them secreted in a razor. The clean shaven female is fashionable right now, unfortunately.

Tibore said...

Bear pattern baldness?

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Disturbing word verification: flowpoo. Seriously. Screenshot. That's... that's... that's messed up. :-(

Candle said...

There's a blogger named "Fuzzy Slippers" who'se actually pretty good. http://fuzislippers.blogspot.com/ Even if she is a right-wing hegemonist capitalist baby lover.... Still, fuzzy slippers is a nice name! (for a republican...)

raf said...

Recapitulation of the evolutionary step which made certain primates hairless. These bears are the wave of the future.

wv: sighti. A sighting interrupted by uncontrolled emotional reaction.

Alexandro said...

After a secret trip to the salon all she had left was a landing strip

jayne_cobb said...

Does this mean that John Candy is still alive?

Scott said...

I find this kind of ursinist humor offensive to the dignity of all bears.

Lem said...

its a bear market.

peprgirl said...

The hair-lair-ity is bear-ly controlled

wait...can I get Hair and Lair into that word? Is a bear cave considered a lair? or I am working this too hard?

wv:comis...comics without comedy

ironrailsironweights said...

The clean shaven female is fashionable right now, unfortunately.

My most fervent hope is that fashions will change and the Hideous Pedophilic Bald Eagle will become an endangered species. Tragically, there isn't any evidence of that happening, at least going by the pictures on Voyeurweb and Guess Her Muff :(

Peter

Q said...

Oh my... I didn’t realize "hair" could affect a bear’s appearance so much.

jeff said...

clearly a early warning about global warming. Even the bears see it coming. Quick, send all your money to Al Gore.

rhhardin said...

New dog toy arrives video.

Hair but no stuffing, a raccoon.

Every box opening is the same, toy or not.

Some maneuvering is necessary owing to knife blade presence.

holdfast said...

Andrew Sullivan just emailed to say that if it ain't got fur, it ain't a bear in his book.

blake said...

Q: Agreed.

Without fur, bears look positively evil!

MadisonMan said...

Judging from the bears, it's going to be a mild winter.

Their skin looks like elephant skin.

Oclarki said...

Peter,

what is your wierd fscination with womens pubic hair or lack thereof? There is hardly a thread that goes by without you commenting about it in some way. What kind of freak are you that airs his fetish on the internet?

knox said...

There was that bizarre, hairless "mystery animal" years ago that was just unholy. Turned out to be a fox with mange.

Penny said...

"Warm and fuzzy" can NEVER be overestimated.

Tibore said...

It looks funny when Sylvester the cat loses his fur. But it looks just sad on this bear.

CCMCornell said...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?