October 2, 2009

"I don't even know if I really savored every menage a trois I had. I don't want to do it all over again."

Savor.

19 comments:

Slow Joe said...

I can't pretend there's something wrong with wanting a menage a trios. I think most healthy men do have that interest.

I can't look at this guy without thinking of Kanye the clown. That's probably unfair. Thank God Obama gives black boys something good to aspire towards. I guess it's wrong to only point to black people as role models for black people, but I think black men on TV are influential to black boys. I could be totally wrong about that.

vet66 said...

What a de-sensitized putz! I remember every time I had sex with someone else - wonderful women, all three of them and I married number three.

When the physical act of love becomes so meaningless as to be unmemorable there is a serious spiritual detachment and a futile search for relevant answers to life.

Roger J. said...

bro combs should come to orange mound here in memhis, and see the results of these menages

Bissage said...

If he truly wants to savor.

Combs could do himself a favor.

And grow himself a moustache.

That's a better flavor-saver!

BURMA SHAVE

Fred4Pres said...

He may not know how to saaaavor, but that is why they call him a plaaaaayer...or Puffy...or PDitty...or Sean.

the jackal said...

And in the "Dumb Celebrity Quotes" feature is... Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/CelebrityCafe/popup?id=6384064&contentIndex=1&page=21&start=false

rhhardin said...

I always think of Tennessee Williams when I see menage a trois.

And Penelope always mentally rhymes with canteloupe.

Suetonius said...

I know, dead horse, etc., but if you notice, the dumb quotes are limited to:

A. Celebrities

B. Republican politicians, and

C. Celebrities mocking Republican politicians.

Not that GOP politicians don’t deserve to be called out, but sheesh. Joe Biden? John Kerry? Bueller?

Dave said...

If I had sex with two women at once I would certainly savor it. I mean sex with one woman is incredible, but two at once? Wow.

And to have so many that you don't savor each one? Truly, the man is blessed.

TRO said...

Envy me . . . or not . . . but been there done that once long, long . . . long ago. Frankly though it wasn't as pleasant as I imagined. You simply cannot comprehend the pressure.

peter hoh said...

Diddy, Imma let you finish, but first I wanna say that Beyonce had the greatest menage a trois of all time.

Joseph said...

Savoring requires focus and that's the problem with group sex--you can't really focus on one thing.

MamaM said...

More holes than pipe

Cedarford said...

Funny, that is what Jane Fonda said when her French film Director husband, Roger Vadim, sent her out to find some fine young French teen twiffle to bring back for a menage a trois.

However, Vadim did. Over and over!

(And this was Fonda back when she had the Barbarella body...Would be great if Vadim has some film footage tucked away in a vault somewhere...)

blake said...

Gosh, ya oughtta savor those sort of things, shouldn't you?

PatCA said...

Kanye, his girlfriend, and his ego make three. If there's room for his ego.

paul a'barge said...

Black people in America. You just can't keep up with their race to destroy the two-parent family.

careen said...

I've never had a female friend that has actually enjoyed one of those. All they ever talk about is the other woman and how it ruined their friendship. And yet, they all knew it would before they did it in aggressive act of feral cruelty i.e. Bored married/in a relationship friend with issues - guy's looking at the single friend - stoke your vanity a bit, but mostly to show your friend her man thinks you are hotter than she is. Poof. End of friendship. Big relationship troubles for your friend.

The guy is just kind of ... there. A tool, as it were, for bitchiness. No one ever talks about him - other than to say "oh, yeah, that jerk."

Gary Rosen said...

That's a riot, C-fudd posting on a "meage a trois" when he has trouble getting a menage a une. His right hand always has a headache.