There was — as far as I could see — exactly one person in town wearing high heels:
Now, what book do you imagine this individual was reading?
Then there were these characters on roller skates:
Note the tail.
And yeah, I know: men in shorts. But this is beyond the normal men in shorts problem (which is, to refresh your recollection, that a grown man is making himself look like a boy). This is skating in hot pants. I have always had a sports exception to the "no shorts" rule. And this is the best costume for today.