June 22, 2009

"Until now celebrities didn't expose their nipples so they were no 'nipple role models.'"

But now that we have nipple role models, everyone suddenly wants nipple surgery.

27 comments:

Joaquin said...

Wouldn't a simple sheer fabric and a swift breeze do the trick?

TMink said...

This reminds me of a science fiction book I read in which there was a product called nipcaps. The items would sit on top of the wearers nipples and could be ordered to erection by a small, hand held, remote.

Trey

AllenS said...

Nipple role model: Farrah Fawcett.

garage mahal said...

Chilly in here.

John said...

Wouldn't nipple surgery cut the sensitivity of the nipples and therefore seriously reduce the pleasure in the woman's sex life? A woman's body is like an ammusement park. It seems to me having this surgury is like closing down one of the best rides because it was blocking the view.

BTW, Victoria Beckham is nasty skinny. UGH.

john said...

"A ridiculous and pointless woman." said a commenter, of Posh.

Well, only partly correct there.

Big Mike said...

That's one form of surgery that's gotta hurt.

MadisonMan said...

John, that's the one quote that really stuck out for me as well.

JAL said...

Reasons for having work done on your nipples include simply wanting to wear a t-shirt without a bra - or looking nice in a bikini without padding.

Help me out here -- how do un-incised nipples keep any woman from wearing a t-shirt without a bra?

Or from looking nice in a bikini? (I can think of a lot of things that keep a woman from looking nice in a bikini and that list does not include un-perky nipples.)

JAL said...

So does NHS pay for this for mental health reasons?

traditionalguy said...

What's wrong with improving the natural beauty of women? As a child of the late 1950s, women can be proud of their beauty around me any time they want to. There is nothing as captivating as a glimpse of a woman's nipples

john said...

This insane jealousy is not resricted to nipples, and has
a very interesting source.

john said...

It's nice to start out the morning with somethig perky.

ironrailsironweights said...

Meanwhile, millions upon millions of women go for the hideous pedophilic Bald Eagle look. Nothing is finer than a thick, rich, luxuriant bush. Tragically, it's becoming obsolete :(

Peter

Fred4Pres said...

From the seventies...

Talking of the seventies, scroll down to the bottom picture.

Trendsetters both of you?

Pogo said...

If only the Prime Minister had perky nipples, then his corrupt kleptocracy could go on without end.



What a stupid nation they now have.

knox said...

One of my friends is always cracking me up, whenever it's really cold he says "Wow, it's so cold out here, my nipples could cut glass."

EDH said...

Wow, just the other day I was thinking about how only certain types of nipples are featured in movies and magazines. (Kind of gives you a look into my mind, doesn't it? I blame Althouse.)

Only breasts with flatter areolas and protruding nipples seem to get the parts. Women who have breasts with areolas that also swell above the conture of the breast (which, in the extreme, are sometimes crudely called "lug-nuts") are rarely chosen for those parts. This cannot be pure coincidence in casting, but has to be discrimination.

So I do believe there have been Nipple Police out there patrolling the casting couches for some time now.

He suggests temporarily correcting inverted nipples using Nipplettes, little suction caps which help 'pull' the nipple out and are available on the High Street.


Jeez, based on that description, can we now call Titus "Nipplette"!
:)

Lem said...

We need to ask Sotomayor what is her nipple philosophy ;)

Michael Hasenstab said...

I blame global warming. Earth was a perkier place before the temp went up.

bagoh20 said...

When women say they want it all, they mean it.

traditionalguy said...

Lem...From the picture on Troopers blog, Sotomayor needs a breast reduction so that she can walk straight up. The emanations from her rather large penumbras remain unseen.

rhhardin said...

Soon people will driving around with their high beams on all the time.

nansealinks said...

there are certain colors you can wear to show off nipples more than others.

Remember when ann posted that old faded picture of hers and she didn't understand why one nipple was showing and the other not.

i am surprised she said that because she seems to know so much about photography. If she knew about photography she would know about colors and how they fade and how colors provide lunimance and shadows and such. anyway, i am not here to teach her. she should go to the science department of her university if they do not have a photography lab there. she probably can take courses for free from qualified people.

anyway. yellow swimsuits show nipples the best, if that is what you are looking for. I don't really care, because i know whenever i get out of the pool i am get chilled as i don't have much warming fat on my chest. My nipples show and I am fifty and that must be gross for fifty year old women.

Nipple show...whoop di do.

Lem said...

As Trooper might attest nipples come in all shapes and sizes.

I think Obama should appoint a nipple Czar to make sure the little nipples get their fare share of the American dream.

wordsprite said...

@John-
"Wouldn't nipple surgery cut the sensitivity of the nipples and therefore seriously reduce the pleasure in the woman's sex life?" You are right- that is a huge risk for surgery in that area. So many nerves to get damaged...Just think: those hot, sexy, depressing numb nipples.

Jeremy said...

Palladian and Pogo both had this surgery years ago...and they still can't find anybody who consider them role models.

Well, maybe some of the little boys in the neighborhood...